OverallWas looking forward to a lapdance, followed by owo and an end to round 1; round 2 would begin with a massage, more owo, then fs -
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External Link/Members OnlyEnded up being 30min...a back rub followed by OW and some cowgirl.
£60.
The ladyBait and switch, greeted by a rough looking hobbit, short and stout, rolls and ok tits.
She was friendly enough, clearly unprepared (despite a 1.5hr prep time) and did mention she'd just woken up.
The locationA full house down a residential street, I'm guessing there are nearby curtain twitchers who know exactly what it going on, perhaps not the most discreet. Inside, I was led into the dark room, very barebones, she could really do with some soft furnishings to dampen out the echos.
The experienceLacking the experience and balls to walk away (working on this) I figured I could put myself through 30mins of punishment and use the massage time to learn from my mistakes. I cut the 1hr booking to 30min, (£80-60) and requested a massage with head.
On to the tiger patterned towel I lay, the massage was a nice level of pressure but totally rough, like the kneading of pizza dough. Pointless, I tried to fall asleep but then she playfully slapped me ordering me to stay awake so I initiated conversation. She's from Hunagry, needs to go shopping to top her tissue supply; despite my negativeness she is wasn't cold or mean spirited so I'll give her points for that.
Flipped over, condom on with mouth and the initiation of some decent head, she was pretty sloppy and I imagine would have been quite great without the rubber. Her jaw was getting tired so she hopped on top for some cowgirl, I spurted as quickly as possibly focusing my attention to her tits as much as possible. Done.