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This place has some mixed reviews ... I'm glad I didn't read them before I went or I may not have bothered.

I had occasion to visit the west midlands without the oh but found the opportunities to take advantage a little sparse. The chaps on the west midlands board were very helpful with suggestions regarding birmingham but as my 2 night stay became a 1 night stay when my business finished early and brum was in the opposite direction to my house I failed to take advantage.

I was in no rush so stopped regularly and looked for opportunities on my route home (or near it) , Gloucester, Cheltenham, Oxford and more, but nothing came up that excited me or at least nothing at a price I was willing to pay. Eventually I found myself near High Wycombe and decided that if I went much further I'd be on my home turf and where's the fun in a trip away if you end up punting near home? 

So I thought fuck it, I'll just go for a massage. I opened google maps and searched for massage, sorted in distance from where I was parked and opted for the nearest one that showed good promise of offering extras. It also offered 90 mins for £60 so I thought I'd treat myself.

First impressions weren't great (e.g. I had to go outside and in thru another door to have a piss, then the massage room was clearly also a store room that had a double bed as well as a massage table in it) and I initially thought I'd switch to 60 mins for £40 but was persuaded to stick with the original plan by a promise that the masseuse was very good and slim and attractive (according to the woman who let me in).

So I got naked, lay on the table and waited while the masseuse finished with her previous client.

The massage started off and was good - including her sitting on my bum while she did it, and I could feel she had naked butt cheeks, and pretty quickly it was clear that the masseuse was not averse to being touched ... I guessed not cos she kept pushing her pussy against my hand. Naturally I didn't want to disappoint her so I stroked it a little thru her dress. After about 20 mins she asked if I wanted b2b for £40. I checked that this would be fully naked and she confirmed (I've had a few who think b2b consists of them getting their tits out for a couple of minutes and rubbing them on your back while they stand next to the table). At my invitation she got naked immediately (nice slim body and lovely bum) although she continued to massage me while I lay on my front for a little while longer - teasing my cheeks and balls. Then she oiled up and climbed on and slid up and down me, and more particularly seemed to pleasure herself by rubbing her pussy on my legs, arse and back.

After another 10 mins or so she asked me to turn over and in fairly short order while she slowly teased my cock (she seemed in no rush to wank me furiously and make me cum asap like some do) I inserted a couple of fingers inside her and massaged her clit with my thumb. Another few minutes passed and I wondered if she may have a condom? Indeed she did and was willing to use it for another £20. On it went and she climbed on in reverse cg alternating between bouncing up and down and grinding. No lube was used.

After a few minutes of this I remembered there was a double bed in the room so .... to cut a long story short we fucked in a variety of positions for what must have been well over 30 mins (every time I felt I was close I stopped or slowed down - at which point she played with herself till I started again) and when I finally came we still had 15 mins left of the 90 - so she continued massaging me as if nothing had happened.

She says she is 35 but I'd have believed her if she'd said late 20s, I found her attractive and well worth a total of £120 for 90 mins.

The only trouble is I now have to think of an excuse to go back to High Wycombe frequently.           

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Do you remember the address?
Was it Dashwood Avenue?

Was the girl pretty?

Thx

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Do you remember the address?
Was it Dashwood Avenue?

Was the girl pretty?

Thx

I found her attractive yes ... doesn't mean every one would ... i find some of the girls some blokes rave about positively repulsive.

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Buddha
Can you remember her name please

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Buddha
Can you remember her name please

The Dashwood Avenue place changes girls regularly now.  Lin was running it for a while and she and a couple of her friends were the regular girls.  But now Lin has gone and they have another Chinese Serge running things changing the girls every two weeks resulting in lots a variability of service.

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The Dashwood Avenue place changes girls regularly now.  Lin was running it for a while and she and a couple of her friends were the regular girls.  But now Lin has gone and they have another Chinese Serge running things changing the girls every two weeks resulting in lots a variability of service.

Im almost pleased to hear that as it doesnt look like ill be making it back there any time soon and i pmd the name of who i saw to siptonlad and didnt get any acknowledgement or thanks ... so fuck him  :lol:

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Well I have  apologised to Buddha. Hope my travels allow me time to visit tomorrow. Watch this space!

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Well I have  apologised to Buddha. Hope my travels allow me time to visit tomorrow. Watch this space!

Yes we have kissed and made up :drinks:

Is the lass i saw back again do you know?

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Hi
Was told she should be back at the beginning of March. Believe she has been back home.

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Well I went this morning. Saw a lady called lucky. She was a pretty Chinese aged 32. I will review fully in a few days but it will be a pretty positive review.

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I sometime pass through Wycombe and looked at this place on Google Maps, but the entrance looks totally indiscreet  :scare: The entrance appears to be opposite a builders yard!

I remember my first ever punt in Kingsbury meant I had to walk past a tyre depot and they all made a point of staring at me walking up the steps, and some calls of  "was she good" etc as I left. It made me a bit paranoid when entering overlooked premises, where people might be watching arrivals and departures just for the sport.

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It was very easy on a Saturday morning. The place opposite was shut. They only took about 30 seconds to open the door. I phoned 2 minutes before to say I was on my way.

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I would never bother with this place. It seems to work on first come first serve basis. The place is in the middle of residential area and right opposite to a joinery with a shared drive!!! So no discretion. The girls/old hags are butt ugly and rude. AVOID.
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I would never bother with this place. It seems to work on first come first serve basis. The place is in the middle of residential area and right opposite to a joinery with a shared drive!!! So no discretion. The girls/old hags are butt ugly and rude. AVOID.

Who did you see there? Presumably you must have bothered with the place at least once to discover the old hags are butt ugly and rude.

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The girl I saw didn't fall into either category!

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The girl I saw didn't fall into either category!

Neither did the lass i saw

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2 posts no reviews by wycombite. Hidden agenda?

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2 posts no reviews by wycombite. Hidden agenda?

Probably boss of the joinery company next door who wants it shut down because his workers keep coming back late from their lunch hour  :sarcastic:

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Or of one of the rival establishments in the area!

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Or maybe just an honest review of the experience???? If I have rival business setup to discredit this one or the owner of the joinery whose employees are always late, then what is your agendae? Perhaps you 2 are the resident pimps at this establishment or the actual girls working there????? Hmmmmm
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Please post a review of your experience. Thanks

Offline Silver Birch

Please post a review of your experience. Thanks

^^^
What he said  :thumbsup:

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Yes let's see the review. You have seen ours.

Offline dynatron

hit and miss this place you can either have a great time or lousy one depending on who u get so its a chance

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There is nothing to post as a review as I walked after seeing the butt ugly hags and realising I have been double booked and will have to wait 1 hour sat in a store room surrounded by 100s of baby lotion bottles and water bottles. Any sane person or whom is not sooooo desperate to be serviced by them hags would have done the same.
Also the location of this dump is really not desirable due to proximity of residential houses and the businesses on its door step.
That is all. If some people are reluctant to believe it or simply have their own agendae or alternative views then be it.
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So you actuall caught sight of two or more girls (hags) although you had been double booked. I don't like  to be kept waiting either. Many such establishments are in residential areas and most will be overlooked to some extent.

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There is nothing to post as a review as I walked after seeing the butt ugly hags and realising I have been double booked and will have to wait 1 hour sat in a store room surrounded by 100s of baby lotion bottles and water bottles. Any sane person or whom is not sooooo desperate to be serviced by them hags would have done the same.
Also the location of this dump is really not desirable due to proximity of residential houses and the businesses on its door step.
That is all. If some people are reluctant to believe it or simply have their own agendae or alternative views then be it.

What you have typed here is a review and is useful info to people here. Much better than the unsubstantiated hyperbole of your original post. So its clear that although some visitors to this place are lucky enough to get a decent looking lass and a good service, it cant be taken for granted.

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There were no unsubstantiated hyperboles. Just you trying to be awkward and assuming the only righteous entity on the forum.
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There were no unsubstantiated hyperboles. Just you trying to be awkward and assuming the only righteous entity on the forum.

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Hi,
Tried it once. Not bad, not great, but did the job. No wait. I prefer the one in Euston St to be honest.

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woke up the other day in desperate need of a good massage and a shag (realised it was three weeks since I'd had my willy inside someone and even a week since I'd last popped) and having a few hours to spare thought I'd do what I've been meaning to do for several months, visit this place again.

Some differences from my first visit ....

A young oriental bloke answers to door rather than one of the lasses but he seemed a nice chap and he even offered me a taste of what he was making for lunch after I'd done the deed ... it smelled good but I thought it would be cheeky to accept.

It's a while since my last visit and to be honest I wouldn't have recognised her from my first visit ... I did wonder if it was the same lass ... her hair seemed different (but nice) and she appears to have implants now ... is that new or did I just fail to spot them last time? They're ok though, not ridiculous ... but she did ask me to be gentle with them, which is a contrast to my first visit, when she seemed to like them being slapped a bit (in doggy I'd smacked her bum, after I'd asked if she was ok with it, and she seems to be one of those who likes it, and then later in mish I'd asked if she wanted the same on her tits and she seemed keen ... never understand it but I've met several lasses that like it - so the request to be gentle with them suggests a recent boob job, though they weren't off limits by any means).   

She is clearly a bit older than I'd first thought as well but is in fine shape, I was reminded how fine her bum is.

I was seen to in a downstairs room - much nicer decor than the upstairs room of my first visit but lacking the double bed we'd previously made good use of.

Good massage for 30 mins or so then on to owo (good) before she climbed on board for covered reverse cg. This is where the main difference between last time and this time occurred ... probably because of what I said in my first sentence but she was only bobbing up and down on my willy for about 45 seconds before I popped ... so nothing like the prolonged fun of my first visit - but that was my fault rather than hers  :dash:

so was left with best part of an hour to continue the massage as I'd paid £60 for 90 mins again, plus £60 for extras, but I like a massage so not a problem. 

Other big difference ... I didn't have to go outside and in another door to have a piss this time.

Didn't see any ugly old whores but there was at least one other youngish lass working there.

I'm undecided about whether I wish this place was more local - I may be tempted to visit too often if it was.

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I have only visited her (pat) once. Her boobs were far too hard and I wondered if she had had them done during her 3 months away. Apart from that I had a great time. I am hoping she allows reverse oral.

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Did you managed get her name?

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