Perla/Big@hot BBW SYDENHAM - Lazy, unprofessional, rude. Flat mate crashes punt

[PapaSmurf]

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Comm - Doesn't seem to like texts, but I called her and I think that opened up the line of communication, because she became more responsive.

Presentation – She’s bigger than pics, which didn’t bother me, but she made NO effort in make up, hair or outfit. She even wore glasses which made her look even LESS like her pictures. I nearly walked because I thought she was a cat fish.

Punt – Wet wipes my dick. Mechanical blow job. Wanted to stay as far away from me as possible whilst blowing me. She even nudged me away when I leaned in.
ORDERED me to fuck her doggy. No discussion about other positions. She even said "I will NOT blow you again if you go soft".

She gave me the vibe she wanted this to end as quickly as possible. Fucked her for a few minutes in doggy, but at this point I wanted this session to end just as much as she did so I swiftly pulled out and got dressed.


Twist comedy ending - Here’s where it get’s funny. While I'm getting dressed, her WG flat mate just walks in while I’m half naked and starts jabbering away in Spanish to Perla like I’m not there. I try to get there attention like “Erm Hello WTF?!” They ignore me and just keep talking. So I raise my voice again, they get the message and she leaves.

Clear negative, which is a shame because she has the perfect BBW body. Big ass, Great tits, (Which she wouldn't let me touch wtf?! ). Even during the miserable punt I considered keeping her number and calling and maybe catching her in a better mood, but the flatmate invasion pretty much killed that. 

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[Brazilian Martian]

Good looking out for people on this one  this should be a warning to people to tread carefully

[PapaSmurf]

Below is invading her WG flatmate. Aint going to lie, I was annoyed, but a little turned on too. If this was a brazzers movie she would have grabbed my dick and joined in haha.

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[PapaSmurf]

Good looking out for people on this one  this should be a warning to people to tread carefully

One of my worse punting nightmares realized. Although I always thought it would be an angry boyfriend or Pimp bursting in lol. Either way it freaked me out a bit.

I'll also add the locals know what's happening so you might get some funny side eyes upon leaving haha.

[Hackneylad1]

Even during the miserable punt I considered keeping her number and calling and maybe catching her in a better mood, but the flatmate invasion pretty much killed that. 

If they give you a shit punt never ever ever go back hoping they may be in a better mood. At least thats my view.

[Brazilian Martian]

One of my worse punting nightmares realized. Although I always thought it would be an angry boyfriend or Pimp bursting in lol. Either way it freaked me out a bit.

I'll also add the locals know what's happening so you might get some funny side eyes upon leaving haha.

Yeah LOOOL everyone in sydenham knows this place is a brothel, i was outside there one night and a bunch of girls in a convertible BMW drove past screaming that im nasty  and they know what the place is 

[PapaSmurf]

Yeah LOOOL everyone in sydenham knows this place is a brothel, i was outside there one night and a bunch of girls in a convertible BMW drove past screaming that im nasty  and they know what the place is 

Haha wow. That's why I try and go at off peak times, but I still got caught out haha.

[pumps]

i was outside there one night and a bunch of girls in a convertible BMW drove past screaming that im nasty  and they know what the place is 

Maybe they didn't know what the place was and they were just going from their visual instincts 

[pumps]

OP sorry to hear your money was wasted & I'm not surprised you recieved a poor service from this one, I punted her when she first landed back in 2016 in Gants hill & reviewed. 

she was an extremely crappy shag then and I've seen her recently in a line up in Camberwell and IMO she's a total land whale now, shes at least 3 or 4 sizes bigger 


Good intel on the other prossie that barged in whilst you was getting dressed, it sounds as if she has no respect for punters either and will probably be a piss poor fuck too.

Which is a shame as I had her on the plan b/c cards, but if she gets anything now it'll only be a 15min pump and dump if she's lucky.

If they give you a shit punt never ever ever go back hoping they may be in a better mood. At least thats my view.

This, they'll remember you from last time and just think your a fuckin mug and pull the same if not worse tricks again.

[PapaSmurf]

This, they'll remember you from last time and just think your a fuckin mug and pull the same if not worse tricks again.

If they give you a shit punt never ever ever go back hoping they may be in a better mood. At least thats my view.

Not to worry guys. I'm already over it. I think I was still in a fluffy haze. Nothing pornhub can't fix. 

[Diego69]

ORDERED me to fuck her doggy. No discussion about other positions. She even said "I will NOT blow you again if you go soft".


Twist comedy ending - Here’s where it get’s funny. While I'm getting dressed, her WG flat mate just walks in while I’m half naked and starts jabbering away in Spanish to Perla like I’m not there. I try to get there attention like “Erm Hello WTF?!” They ignore me and just keep talking. So I raise my voice again, they get the message and she leaves.

Horrendous.

[Brazilian Martian]

Maybe they didn't know what the place was and they were just going from their visual instincts 

Naw they definitely knew  even the black barber shop a few doors away and the carribean food place know what the deal is. Thats why i prefer going to sydenham after 10 pm.

[PapaSmurf]

Horrendous.

I wish I was making it up. I normally try and get 2 positions, doggy and reverse cowgirl but I was almost too scared to ask. I had to really insist on seeing her tit's and she reluctantly got them out and wouldn't even let me get a good feel.

And the WG conversation was just bizarre. Neither girl even acknowledged me. It's like I turned invisible. Then when I really started to get annoyed and she left, Perla tried to play it off like we were in an orgy. "Ahh everyone see's everything is okay".

She has no concept of privacy. When the punt started she asked me to undress while the door was wide open.

[bbcmike82]

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Comm - Doesn't seem to like texts, but I called her and I think that opened up the line of communication, because she became more responsive.

Presentation – She’s bigger than pics, which didn’t bother me, but she made NO effort in make up, hair or outfit. She even wore glasses which made her look even LESS like her pictures. I nearly walked because I thought she was a cat fish.

Punt – Wet wipes my dick. Mechanical blow job. Wanted to stay as far away from me as possible whilst blowing me. She even nudged me away when I leaned in.
ORDERED me to fuck her doggy. No discussion about other positions. She even said "I will NOT blow you again if you go soft".

She gave me the vibe she wanted this to end as quickly as possible. Fucked her for a few minutes in doggy, but at this point I wanted this session to end just as much as she did so I swiftly pulled out and got dressed.


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She looks like trouble....and is trouble....Buyer Beware 200% Beware!!!!

[last_days_of_logan]

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Comm - Doesn't seem to like texts, but I called her and I think that opened up the line of communication, because she became more responsive.

Presentation – She’s bigger than pics, which didn’t bother me, but she made NO effort in make up, hair or outfit. She even wore glasses which made her look even LESS like her pictures. I nearly walked because I thought she was a cat fish.

Punt – Wet wipes my dick. Mechanical blow job. Wanted to stay as far away from me as possible whilst blowing me. She even nudged me away when I leaned in.
ORDERED me to fuck her doggy. No discussion about other positions. She even said "I will NOT blow you again if you go soft".

She gave me the vibe she wanted this to end as quickly as possible. Fucked her for a few minutes in doggy, but at this point I wanted this session to end just as much as she did so I swiftly pulled out and got dressed.


Twist comedy ending - Here’s where it get’s funny. While I'm getting dressed, her WG flat mate just walks in while I’m half naked and starts jabbering away in Spanish to Perla like I’m not there. I try to get there attention like “Erm Hello WTF?!” They ignore me and just keep talking. So I raise my voice again, they get the message and she leaves.

Clear negative, which is a shame because she has the perfect BBW body. Big ass, Great tits, (Which she wouldn't let me touch wtf?! ). Even during the miserable punt I considered keeping her number and calling and maybe catching her in a better mood, but the flatmate invasion pretty much killed that. 

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dammit man, tough situation there...i know you are a BBW lover so a shame

sorry it was a bad one.

clearly this girl provides an inconsistent service...VERY inconsistent...

[PapaSmurf]

dammit man, tough situation there...i know you are a BBW lover so a shame

sorry it was a bad one.

clearly this girl provides an inconsistent service...VERY inconsistent...

It was your positive feedback that prompted me to give her a chance despite the warnings. So it's your fault. You owe me £40 

Seriously don't worry about it. It's part of the game. And believe it or not I've had worse punts.

Absolutely gutted though because even without make up I was seriously attracted to her. Ass, belly, tits and all. Was hoping to be one of her regulars if it went down good, but fuck that.

The journey continues. 

[last_days_of_logan]

It was your positive feedback that prompted me to give her a chance despite the warnings. So it's your fault. You owe me £40 

Seriously don't worry about it. It's part of the game. And believe it or not I've had worse punts.

Absolutely gutted though because even without make up I was seriously attracted to her. Ass, belly, tits and all. Was hoping to be one of her regulars if it went down good, but fuck that.

The journey continues. 

yeah it was indeed different for me. but thats beside the point..fact is that if she can do that to anyone in a business venture then she isn't professional to understand her role in this transaction....or about repeat business

i'll only reccomend to you sure fire hits as opposed to "good ..but" types. to be honest the only "but" was that she may not let you go to town on her...your thing was an absolute nightmare