Jade Unit 8 Sheffield

[Bodders]

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My first report, so please go easy on me.

Location and premises

Premises is at the end of a quiet industrial area. Plenty of parking and discreet so no prying eyes. Inside it’s clean and well decorated. Room clean and fit for purpose.

The Lady

Local girl, early 20’s. Very pretty face and nice slim body. Looks wise I was very pleased.

Service

As I was TOFTT I decided to keep it to a 15 minute punt. This is advertised as a one service only. Normally that means 1 pop only. But here it literally means one service. I paid the maid £30 and Jade came in and asked if I wanted oral, sex or hand job. Opted for sex and had to get myself hard and when I was Jade passed me the condom to put on.

We then had sex in several positions, until I popped. Sex was functional, a few moans otherwise it felt like she was going through the motions.

Conlusion and rating

A neutral. Most other Sheffield parlours at the same pricing you will get oral with and sex. At least then you aren’t sitting there trying to get yourself hard. I should’ve really clarified before I went ahead but little Bodders took over. What stopped it from being negative is that reason and also she is an extremely attractive girl.

Although there is a more expensive GFE option, I’m not entirely sure that the service would match the price asked.

Hope this helps.

[Solidrock]

Thanks for the review. To be honest I'm not that concerned with the services offered during a 15 minute punt, I'm just interested if they're hot so it's good to hear your opinion on that and I'll keep her on my to do list. 👍

[BP96]

As I was TOFTT I decided to keep it to a 15 minute punt. This is advertised as a one service only. Normally that means 1 pop only. But here it literally means one service. I paid the maid £30 and Jade came in and asked if I wanted oral, sex or hand job.

Others can clarify but AFAIK this isn't correct. She should have at least rubbed you until hard or even gave a covered BJ.

[Ali Katt]

Others can clarify but AFAIK this isn't correct. She should have at least rubbed you until hard or even gave a covered BJ.

Not sure on the parlour, but it is usually one service plus massage. Most places I have been are 2 services and yes a BJ counts as a service.

Good review Bodders, keep it up.

[Solidrock]

Others can clarify but AFAIK this isn't correct. She should have at least rubbed you until hard or even gave a covered BJ.

The OP is correct in that it is advertised as one service, however in reality I have always had either a handjob or blowjob to get me hard before the main sex act. If Jade is refusing to do that then I don’t think I would argue and I’d just have a blowjob to completion instead.

[Bodders]

Others can clarify but AFAIK this isn't correct. She should have at least rubbed you until hard or even gave a covered BJ.

That’s what I thought because that was my experience from other parlours in Sheffield. But she was quite clear it was one service only and wish I said sex she stood there with the condom ready and watched me get hard. I even had to put the condom on myself.

[BP96]

The OP is correct in that it is advertised as one service, however in reality I have always had either a handjob or blowjob to get me hard before the main sex act. If Jade is refusing to do that then I don’t think I would argue and I’d just have a blowjob to completion instead.

And never visit her again. Seems like a stick up cow to me and one to avoid.