How to scare girls with reviews

[Kev3773]

Was just having a look at Demi from Premium as looks good. Read her feedback ( not that I take much notice of it ) Should she be concerned 
This is what Steve thinks :-

Steve xx 30/03/2018
🎵 When I hold you baby
Feel your heartbeat close to me
Want to stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free
When I wake each morning
As the storm beats down on me
And I know we belong together
Only love can set you free
Set you free (set you free)
Set you free (set you free)
When we touch each other
In a state of ecstasy
Want this night to last forever
Only love can set you free
Set you free (set you free)
Set you free (set you free)
Set you free (set you free)
Set you free (set you free)
When I hold you baby
Feel your heartbeat close to me
Want to stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free
Set you free (set you free)
Set you free (set you free) 🎵
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⚘💋 Steve xx

Steve xx 24/03/2018
The first time ever I saw your face

I thought the sun, rose in your eyes

And the moon and the stars, were the gifts you gave

To the dark and the empty skies

 

The first time ever I kissed your mouth

I felt the earth, move in my hands

Like the trembling heart of a captive bird

That was there at my command, my love

 

The first time ever I lay with you

I felt your heart so close to mine

The first time, ever I saw your face,

your face, your face, your face

 

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 ⚘💋 Steve xx

Steve xx 11/02/2018
🎶All I need is a little time
To get behind this sun and cast my weight
All I need is a peace of this mind
Then I can celebrate

All in all there's something to give
All in all there's something to do
All in all there's something to live
With you
With you

I will wait
I will wait
I will wait

All I need is a little sign
To get behind this sun and cast this weight of mine
All I need is the place to find
And there I'll celebrate

All in all there's something to give
All in all there's something to do
All in all there's something to live
With you
With you

I will wait
I will wait
I will wait

All I need....

I will wait
I will wait
I will wait
I will wait 🎶

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Thank you Demi, for being you with me 💞
Steve 💋💋


Steve 07/12/2017
A little lost in his life🤦‍♂️

and looking to be found🙌

He has slipped off the rails🎢

but is finding new ground🤞

With a compass in his hand⏲

walking down a South Shields street🚶‍♂️
Clutching onto a rose⚘

for his valentine👧
In the hope she will find it sweet💑
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Carlsberg don't do girlfriends, but if they did, then it would probably be you.

Thank you for being my Valentine and you 💖
Steve xx💋💋


Steve 10/02/2018
Just spent a beautiful hour with a lass who felt like a ex girlfriend! Demi is the prettiest escort i have seen to date, i could just look at her all day everyday! She has a fab body and personality. Simply amazing. Thank you Demi for being you with me. Steve xx

I think he likes her 

[daviemac]

Fucking hell EAS big style or what. She should be concerned, very concerned.

[waynekerr600]

Is that stalker Steve?

[Mansell]

Fuck me, what did I just read  wonder if she will ever let him see her again 

[Kev3773]

Fuck me, what did I just read  wonder if she will ever let him see her again 

Well she's seen him at least 7 times going off feedback, so is she leading him on or does she not read her own feedback 

[EnglishRebecca121]

oh trust me i see this fluffy bollocks alot in the south west to

one poster one here recently posted this for a lady

"    A dream comes from your imagination and is soon forgotten, passion with her enters your dreams & is cherished forever! Such a sensual, passionate babe! Xxx

"The greeting each time we meet takes me back to our first encounter - Did I know her in previous life? - Long lost lovers with insane passion for each other! xx

"If she was mine, I would treat her like the angel she is, take her to the extremes of everything & watch her pleasure evolve for us to enjoy together! xxx

 

[Kev3773]

oh trust me i see this fluffy bollocks alot in the south west to

one poster one here recently posted this for a lady

"    A dream comes from your imagination and is soon forgotten, passion with her enters your dreams & is cherished forever! Such a sensual, passionate babe! Xxx

"The greeting each time we meet takes me back to our first encounter - Did I know her in previous life? - Long lost lovers with insane passion for each other! xx

"If she was mine, I would treat her like the angel she is, take her to the extremes of everything & watch her pleasure evolve for us to enjoy together! xxx

 

I often try woo the girls around valentine's, not much success though. :-
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just three words
Suck my cock

Any idea where I'm going wrong 

[daviemac]

oh trust me i see this fluffy bollocks alot in the south west to

one poster one here recently posted this for a lady

"    A dream comes from your imagination and is soon forgotten, passion with her enters your dreams & is cherished forever! Such a sensual, passionate babe! Xxx

"The greeting each time we meet takes me back to our first encounter - Did I know her in previous life? - Long lost lovers with insane passion for each other! xx

"If she was mine, I would treat her like the angel she is, take her to the extremes of everything & watch her pleasure evolve for us to enjoy together! xxx

 

So this type of thing doesn't impress you ladies     might as well close the google poetry searches down then.   

[shaft10]

I often try woo the girls around valentine's, not much success though. :-
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just three words
I'll pay you                       

Any idea where I'm going wrong 

Try that one Alfie 

[The Outsider]

I'm sure it's OK.  If he was truly obsessed he'd be writing his own lyrics not regurgitating other people's! 

[shaft10]

I'm sure it's OK.  If he was truly obsessed he'd be writing his own lyrics not regurgitating other people's! 

 

[Kev3773]

Try that one Alfie 

I'll try that, cheers 

[Sar-Major]

I often try woo the girls around valentine's, not much success though. :-
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just three words
Suck my cock

Any idea where I'm going wrong 

Subtle hint Alfie................ It doesn't fekin rhyme.

 

[Kev3773]

Subtle hint Alfie................ It doesn't fekin rhyme.

 

Swallow my goo   

[Sar-Major]

Swallow my goo   

Well ya never know, it might turn some little slapper on  ............... 

 

[waynekerr600]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I've got tourettes.
Shit cunt fuck you.

[ca1985]

Too be honest one of my paranoid thoughts is that I go see a girl, have a good time but am then followed by some obsessed punter !!!

[daviemac]

Too be honest one of my paranoid thoughts is that I go see a girl, have a good time but am then followed by some obsessed punter !!!

You seem to be paranoid about a lot of things, do you think punting is really for you.      You may be better off with a safer hobby, knitting ??

[ca1985]

I’m paranoid about 2 things.
Crazy obsessed punters of which there are more than I’d like too think of !
And some scheming girl or couple snapping pictures of me on there phone.
Both quite possible of happening too any of us...

Knitting isn’t for me though  them needles could really hurt you if you slipped....I can’t imagine taking that kind of risk..

[Hectorshouse]

oh trust me i see this fluffy bollocks alot in the south west to

one poster one here recently posted this for a lady

"    A dream comes from your imagination and is soon forgotten, passion with her enters your dreams & is cherished forever! Such a sensual, passionate babe! Xxx

"The greeting each time we meet takes me back to our first encounter - Did I know her in previous life? - Long lost lovers with insane passion for each other! xx

"If she was mine, I would treat her like the angel she is, take her to the extremes of everything & watch her pleasure evolve for us to enjoy together! xxx

 

Gosh - has your pimp Celebrity Poster asked you to have a go? 

I paid the money for the punt, I write what I like - don't read it if you don't like it.

HH

[Hectorshouse]

Gosh - has your pimp Celebrity Poster asked you to have a go? 

I paid the money for the punt, I write what I like - don't read it if you don't like it.

HH

Of course I recognize it was Feedback on a WG you used to duo with, now you two have fallen out.

She will be direct competition, hence the dissing of her FB's - shame on you!   

[Kev3773]

Of course I recognize it was Feedback on a WG you used to duo with, now you two have fallen out.

She will be direct competition, hence the dissing of her FB's - shame on you!   

Not sure why you've brought your feud over here to the north east board. This was light hearted banter about sad dicks with EAS that write worrying bollocks.

[daviemac]

Gosh - has your pimp Celebrity Poster asked you to have a go? 

I paid the money for the punt, I write what I like - don't read it if you don't like it.

HH

Have you just outed yourself as the one who wrote the fluffy bollocks Rebecca quoted, if so it's not the brightest thing to do.   

Like Alfie said we don't need you bringing your feuds here, if you don't like our light hearted and meant to be humorous thread then don't read it.     

[FLYING BLUE]

Gosh - has your pimp Celebrity Poster asked you to have a go? 

I paid the money for the punt, I write what I like - don't read it if you don't like it.

HH

But how would she (or anyone else) know that she didn't like it if she hadn't read it

[johnny34]

Not sure why you've brought your feud over here to the north east board. This was light hearted banter about sad dicks with EAS that write worrying bollocks.

+1

[Hectorshouse]

I withdraw, the post on here was used elsewhere, so that's why I came here.

 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Of course I recognize it was Feedback on a WG you used to duo with, now you two have fallen out.

She will be direct competition, hence the dissing of her FB's - shame on you!   

your a fucking idoit seriously . how do u even come to the conclusion we have fallen out.....

[Kev3773]

your a fucking idoit seriously . how do u even come to the conclusion we have fallen out.....

Though your first contribution on this thread was welcome, having an out of area spat with someone else that bares no relation to the topic is not 

[Sar-Major]

You seem to be paranoid about a lot of things, do you think punting is really for you.      You may be better off with a safer hobby, knitting ??

The "Greeks" had a word for the likes of you DM............ Cunt     

 

 

[Sar-Major]

I’m paranoid about 2 things.
Crazy obsessed punters of which there are more than I’d like too think of !
And some scheming girl or couple snapping pictures of me on there phone.
Both quite possible of happening too any of us...

Knitting isn’t for me though  them needles could really hurt you if you slipped....I can’t imagine taking that kind of risk..

Well I can recommend a fekin good "Health and Safety" course you could do  ..............   

 

[daviemac]

The "Greeks" had a word for the likes of you DM............ Cunt     

 

 

    

[CELICA GT]

+1

+2

[Eurypides]

"If she was mine, I would treat her like the angel she is, take her to the extremes of everything & watch her pleasure evolve for us to enjoy together! xxx"

Why does this read like it's been translated from Japanese off the back of a softcore porn dvd box? 

[JesWhoreSin]

Ahhh love it when you whisper that kinda stuff on my ear Alfie...
I agree somethings should be kept private!

[Kev3773]

Ahhh love it when you whisper that kinda stuff on my ear Alfie...
I agree somethings should be kept private!

Well if you're naive enough to fall for it and it gets me a discount  Needs must and all that 

[JesWhoreSin]

Well if you're naive enough to fall for it and it gets me a discount  Needs must and all that 

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