Author Topic: UKTiaSwallows - Hornchurch  (Read 3133 times)


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Offline zac123

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So after seeeing quite a few ladies aged in their 30s I decided to try and find an escort who was of a similar age to me .Ideally someone between 19-24 .After browsing I found Tia and rang her .Communication was fine and she told me where she was situated which was in Hornchurch and we agreed a time and i set off accordingly .Rather annoyingly she said I’d need to be there in the next 10 minutes as she had someone lined up afterwards so it was see her now or wait till 3 and so I rushed ,luckily I drive and only live 5 minutes so no issue .
I arrived rang the bell as she lives in a block of flats and was let in .Once in I got a good look and was happy with what I saw .She is a solid size 10 and had nice fits but I’d say those photos are a bit old as she has a bit of flab not much ,but not as lean as her pictures would indicate .She led me into her room let me get undressed and fee handled we begun .
She proceeded to give me Owo and if I’m honest it was okay like I wasn’t complaining but hardly anything to shout about this carried on for a while with me kissing her boobs then her kissing my neck and playing with my cock .Aftewards as I began to finger her she said not too deep as she’d hurt herself as she’ said she’d seen a few clients in the past few days and didn’t want to tear herself so I was careful .Slightly offputting as I sort of lost desire to fuck as she’d said she seen so many in one day sort of like a conveyor belt .We stuck to oral and conversations in between .One plus point was she let me take a few picture free of charge and a quick video which was nice of her .Throughout she was getting phone calls and to be fair she didn’t respond ASAP buf eventually she had to which was okay but then proceeded to sit on her phone for a solid 5 minutes which was annoying .Aftewards it was mor of oral and light kissing then I got up and dressed .Stayed for half hour and had a chat as we are of a similar age me being in my early 20s .All in all I’d give it a 5.5 /10 not the worst but not the best either she might do it for some for me it was lacking .
Zac

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From her profile: What is your favourite gift?    BIG LINE OF COKE

So perhaps thats why she runs a conveyor belt operation to feed her habit?

On the other hand according to her profile she weighs 11.5 stone and is only 5ft 5ins. Normally the coke keeps the weight down. 
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Offline MajorPayne

How long was your meet and how much did she cost?

Her profile has 45 mins for £100 and also 60 mins for £100. . .

How did you finish? With cim and swallow?  Any extras mentioned?


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Cheers for the review.

Out of interest her profile with regard to ethnicity says mixed...but... Mixed... with what??
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Offline Freddie Boswell

How would you describe the block of flats and her flat, itself? What about the area that the flats are in? Is it somewhere that you'd only visit in the daytime?

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Uktiaswallows here I don’t do coke or any sort of drug, someone help me set up my profile I’m new to this all. And I’m not perfect I do have a bit of a belly as Iv stopped dancing but all you guys ain’t perfect either so stop judging on the weight.

Offline MajorPayne

Cheers for the review.

Out of interest her profile with regard to ethnicity says mixed...but... Mixed... with what??
Looks: Decent looking girl id say her age was about right 19-21. Right up my street with id say a very arab/middle eastern/turkish look. Nice body a little bit of a tummy but nothing to put me off. She had a cracking ass & thighs. I'd say she was borderline PAWG. Nice tits good size & really nice small feet clean & toenails painted.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Uktiaswallows here I don’t do coke or any sort of drug, someone help me set up my profile I’m new to this all. And I’m not perfect I do have a bit of a belly as Iv stopped dancing but all you guys ain’t perfect either so stop judging on the weight.

That was quick i wonder which guy informed you of this site i see you are on damage limitation now  :dancegirl:

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Looks: Decent looking girl id say her age was about right 19-21. Right up my street with id say a very arab/middle eastern/turkish look. Nice body a little bit of a tummy but nothing to put me off. She had a cracking ass & thighs. I'd say she was borderline PAWG. Nice tits good size & really nice small feet clean & toenails painted.

Cheers for the detailed information, if a PAWG (even if borderline) begs me to ask the perennial question - Is she, therefore, a Bubble Butt thread contender??
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And just to let everyone know, zac weren’t meant to see me that day I told him I had a booking at the time he wanted to see me but his still kept trying, so I did manage to squeeze him in but he couldn’t take the full hour cos like I said I had someone else booked ..
so I did go on my phone and that was to check where my other client was ..
And zac you would of got a better service if you at least smelt nice. No girl Likes a smelt client.reason I didn’t give a good bj either was because, you looked like you had a disease somethings wrong with your willy that’s why I asked if Your dicks ripped 😂😂😂 So jokes on you hunny x

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That was quick i wonder which guy informed you of this site i see you are on damage limitation now  :dancegirl:

I’m  Friends with most of my clients that visit me and they look out for me :) but I guess you’ll always have haters as well 😋

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I’m  Friends with most of my clients that visit me and they look out for me :) but I guess you’ll always have haters as well 😋

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Offline zac123

And just to let everyone know, zac weren’t meant to see me that day I told him I had a booking at the time he wanted to see me but his still kept trying, so I did manage to squeeze him in but he couldn’t take the full hour cos like I said I had someone else booked ..
so I did go on my phone and that was to check where my other client was ..
And zac you would of got a better service if you at least smelt nice. No girl Likes a smelt client.reason I didn’t give a good bj either was because, you looked like you had a disease somethings wrong with your willy that’s why I asked if Your dicks ripped 😂😂😂 So jokes on you hunny x
It’s funny as I’ve never had a complaint before regarding my penis and it’s called vitiligo it’s quite rare to have it but I’ve already been checked by a urologist so I have nothing to hide in that regard .As far as everything else I was respectful and I’ve never had one bad complaint from another escort my feedback on aw supports this .
Zac

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 :lol: :lol: :D

She makes a fuss following a neutral and separate positive.  :dash:  With that attitude off the HL she goes.  :hi:

The quest continues

Offline Brazilian Martian

:lol: :lol: :D

She makes a fuss following a neutral and separate positive.  :dash:  With that attitude off the HL she goes.  :hi:

The quest continues

Exactly,  let this be a warning to some punters how spiteful and nasty prossies can be when they dont get their own way. Also the fucking rat that informed her about both reviews is a cunt of the highest order, i would have no sympathy at all if she turned on him  :hi:

Offline HoneyNutCheerios

Well, damn. :D That escalated quite quickly. Out goes the thought of trying again with her. Shame about the subpar punt, Zac. Was it just her where she was residing? When I saw her, she was staying with another WG, which I can confirm was Exoticmisscarter, now 'Exoticmassagemodel', offering no sexual services whatsoever :( :( :unknown:

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Well, damn. :D That escalated quite quickly. Out goes the thought of trying again with her. Shame about the subpar punt, Zac. Was it just her where she was residing? When I saw her, she was staying with another WG, which I can confirm was Exoticmisscarter, now 'Exoticmassagemodel', offering no sexual services whatsoever :( :( :unknown:

Exotic miss carter was also offereing bareback at one point :thumbsdown:

Offline HoneyNutCheerios

Exotic miss carter was also offereing bareback at one point :thumbsdown:

Yep, and my dumbass still went for her, though no bareback. I came out with negatives across the board, so it's calm.
Side note: I'm guessing the general consensus of reviews being posted a month of more after a meet is okay with this forum?

Offline Brazilian Martian

Yep, and my dumbass still went for her, though no bareback. I came out with negatives across the board, so it's calm.
Side note: I'm guessing the general consensus of reviews being posted a month of more after a meet is okay with this forum?

As long as you give back and post truthful reviews and dont show any fluffy or white knight tendencies then people cant find fault with any reviews.

Offline SantanaCarlos

Yep, and my dumbass still went for her, though no bareback. I came out with negatives across the board, so it's calm.
Side note: I'm guessing the general consensus of reviews being posted a month of more after a meet is okay with this forum?


Negative reports are especially needed to help potential punters save a few bob. If indeed you had a dour punt with exoticmisscarter - we implore you to share your truthful experiences as some punters despite knowing the potential dangers will still venture forward in booking some questionable prossies. 

Offline HoneyNutCheerios

Negative reports are especially needed to help potential punters save a few bob. If indeed you had a dour punt with exoticmisscarter - we implore you to share your truthful experiences as some punters despite knowing the potential dangers will still venture forward in booking some questionable prossies.

I meant that my recent sexual health tests are negative across the board, but if I have an awful punt, I'll be sure to relay every detail (minus personal info that could lead me being outed). Like the geniune punters on UKP, I like to know what I could be walking into.

Offline zac123

Well, damn. :D That escalated quite quickly. Out goes the thought of trying again with her. Shame about the subpar punt, Zac. Was it just her where she was residing? When I saw her, she was staying with another WG, which I can confirm was Exoticmisscarter, now 'Exoticmassagemodel', offering no sexual services whatsoever :( :( :unknown:
As far as i i knee it was only her in the flat .Like I said I found it to be average I didn’t say it was awful just not exactly great either .She sends me an email on aw and says I gwve her a negative on here despite it being neutral and her commenting on the feed .As far as I’m concerned a waste of time as I’ve met escorts who are way more attractive and aren’t so big headed as to how they respond regarding feedback .Each to their own I won’t be seeing her again .As for whoever reported me good on you she on,y considers you a friend as long as you pay .Its with everything in life everyone’s wants you for a reason nothing comes free .
Zac

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As far as i i knee it was only her in the flat .Like I said I found it to be average I didn’t say it was awful just not exactly great either .She sends me an email on aw and says I gwve her a negative on here despite it being neutral and her commenting on the feed .As far as I’m concerned a waste of time as I’ve met escorts who are way more attractive and aren’t so big headed as to how they respond regarding feedback .Each to their own I won’t be seeing her again .As for whoever reported me good on you she on,y considers you a friend as long as you pay .Its with everything in life everyone’s wants you for a reason nothing comes free .
Zac
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Uktiaswallows here I don’t do coke or any sort of drug, someone help me set up my profile I’m new to this all. And I’m not perfect I do have a bit of a belly as Iv stopped dancing but all you guys ain’t perfect either so stop judging on the weight.
Too lazy to even proof read your own profile. The big line of coke thing is on the interview tab. Its your advert to the punters after all!


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Too lazy to even proof read your own profile. The big line of coke thing is on the interview tab. Its your advert to the punters after all!

To add, 5ft 5 tall weighing 11 1/2 stone and a size 10? With the body measurements you've put the weight must be somewhere.  Do you have 2 stone cankles? :lol:


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All in all I’d give it a 5.5 /10 not the worst but not the best either she might do it for some for me it was lacking .
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So as for you Zac it was lacking yet on AW this is what you say on your POSITIVE feedback: Great time knows what she’s doing .

A bit hypocritical methinks and also best not to use the same ID on here and AW