Author Topic: Sexy Curvey Britney - Gillingham  (Read 3610 times)


3 review(s) for Sexy Curvy Britney (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline Plan R

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Comms:  Fast replies and good English.  However when I get there she texts that she cannot see me for another 30mins.
I should've driven off, but you know how it is. The wait was 'only' 15 minutes in the end but that's not the point.
My appointment was booked in AW, even if her previous appt over- ran, it still shows she is seeing punters back to back.

Venue:  Busy narrow residential street. Lots of people coming, going and hanging about (summers evening).
Kind of venue where you pretend to be deep in conversation on your punting phone.
I was kept waiting like a pillock outside her flats because the intercom is broke.
She eventually came down to the entrance dressed in a see thru nightie. If anyone else had been entering or leaving it would've been obvious to them what was going on..

WG:  Old hands will remember her from a previous AW profile... that was not well reviewed here either.
This is her. These pics are a few years old and flattering. I got these pics off a link in another review here.
She has gained weight since they were taken. She still has a pretty face though, it must be said.

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In any event, I am far from convinced that the current pics on the current AW are the woman I saw.

Punt:  Mattress on floor job.  Handed over 60 quid for 30min.  I always offer to have a shower, so off I went to the bath with no shower head.
Back in the room. She is curvy and tanned with a pretty face so I was quite happy at this point. Not for long though.
The blurb in her AW profile describes a perv who is up for most things.  Ehmm.. no.

Could I touch her nipples..      "they are sensitive babeee, I am delicate woman not animal babeee...'
OWO...                                     "I see lots of men everyday babeee, I cannot do this, I have two kidz i must think of them babeee  '
Will she lick my balls..           "When you shave them babeee, they are too hairy, I cannot "   
Got any toys...                        "Not with me in this house babeee"
Will she sit on my face...        Surprisingly this was a yes - but;
                                                (a) It was none too fresh - she certainly hadn't showered for a couple of hours at least
                                                (b) when I tried to have a lick "oohh my pussy is too sensitive babeee, I just shaved it"
                                                (c) she literally then just face smothers you (and she is heavy), so you couldn't lick anyway

She could see I had the raving hump by now, and was accommodating for a while, in as much as she would lie in various positions while I tried to have a wank over her.
But to be honest I had lost enthusiasm by then.
Surprisingly for me (and due to a shit week at work), I had wanted a GFE, a delicate type encounter.
Well that is not to be found here. I gave up and walked at about the 20min mark.
Oh well.. you live and learn.

The WG, and particularly the AW blurb, bear little relation to what you get.
Would I return? No
Recommended? No.

                       







Offline DrConners

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Sorry you had a shit punt PR - On a positive that's a brilliant review & an excellent warning to other UKP members.

Top man, better luck next time............. "babeeee"  ;)

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« Last Edit: June 17, 2018, 08:37:22 pm by DrConners »

Offline Plan R

Haha cheers
To be honest what was I thinking? Expecting a good GFE for 60 quid.. 
Might go 120 - 150 1hr effort next month.. those punts are usually pretty good  :hi:

Offline massageseeker1977

Oh no, she is back yet again
She has had more profile names than ive had hot dinners!??!
When I met her she spent the whole time complaining how tired she was and I should be paying to massage her!?!?
I didn't recognise her from the profile pics so sorry you had to take 1 for the team on that front but most definitely best avoided by all

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Did you review her when she was using another profile/name Mr Seeker ?  :hi:

Offline Plan R

Oh no, she is back yet again
She has had more profile names than ive had hot dinners!??!
When I met her she spent the whole time complaining how tired she was and I should be paying to massage her!?!?
I didn't recognise her from the profile pics so sorry you had to take 1 for the team on that front but most definitely best avoided by all

Yes I had a sneaking suspicion, before I went there, that it might be her, from some of the pics linked too in that other review..
But as usual, the big(ish) brain's risk assessment system was disrupted by the optimists at central office, (aka my ball bag).


Offline massageseeker1977

Did you review her when she was using another profile/name Mr Seeker ?  :hi:

As this was 4 years ago and well before I knew of this site then no I did not

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Yes I had a sneaking suspicion, before I went there, that it might be her, from some of the pics linked too in that other review..
But as usual, the big(ish) brain's risk assessment system was disrupted by the optimists at central office, (aka my ball bag).

 :lol:  :lol: Better luck with your next one PR  :hi: I'm still laughing about the whole "Babeee" thing too  :D

As this was 4 years ago and well before I knew of this site then no I did not

Okay, Fair enough, thanks for taking the time to respond  :hi:

Offline massageseeker1977

No problem, is a shame she has re-appeared

Must be something about Kent that attracts the rubbish ones over and over

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Hi all....my first contribution I hope of many.

I tried to see Britney about a month ago in Gillingham, text her to see if she was free to which she was. She text the address, 10 mins away. Brilliant. I arrive there and phone her to say I was there, not answered the phone. 3 missed calls later I thought I should go back to work 😡😡😡

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Offline massageseeker1977

Re-appeared yet again

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I assume she is aware that people know of her as she has now felt the need to claim that she is new to the business