Helena's adventure

[ericwimp]

I’m on a roll!
My 3rd review on my 1st day here 


Meeting Details:
Escort name: Helena's adventure
Adultwork Profile: External Link/Members Only
Type of Visit: Outcall


About the escort’s physical appearance: (Positive)
This girl is gorgeous!
Looks very familiar to me, movie actress but not sure which one.
Maybe Amanda Heard, though she’ll probably disagree

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Short blonde hair, slim, blue/greenish eyes, size 8-10, B/C cup breast, nice small ass.


Personality and other facts: (Positive)
Helena is great company and I enjoyed chatting to her a lot.
Says she chose the job so she can be promiscuous 
Lovely girl and I’m still thinking about her.
That says a lot really, in this world of forgettable escorts.


(B) During the meeting: (Positive)
French kissing with good tongue action, protected penetration sex in different positions.
Fingering allowed, protected oral, no anal,
Her ass is really soft and it felt great fucking her doggy style. I kept looking at her bum, nice ass 
Her skin is so soft that it felt really nice after sex when she lay straddled across my body.
Cum unlimited, no rushing.
O she did say she likes it sloooooowwww 


VERDICT:

Q. Will I meet her again? Definitely!!!

Q. Do I recommend her?  Yes! 100% Yes!

[password02]

Nice review thanks ericwimp - keep them coming

[xsw21]

Woah, never heard or seen Amber Heard,  but she’s definitely going in the HL if she’s as hot as her! 

[James999]

Profile says British from eastern europe, and one shit picture, not much of a profile 

[ericwimp]

Profile says British from eastern europe, and one shit picture, not much of a profile 

She's originally from Poland, been here for 7 years.
No problems with her English if that what you're thinking.

As for the pictures, I did talk to her about that.
She said she'll be adding more pics soon, including a face pic.

She's an amateur at this job so her profile will get better once she gets up to speed.

[James999]

Shes not an amateur if she's charging, and as for the pic, with decent cameras everywhere and on most phones it must have taken great effort to produce such a crap picture 

If she's from Poland then she's Polish not British 

[ericwimp]

Yes, I should have said she's new at this job instead of an amateur but I'm sure most people knew what I meant...

I actually like the black and white noir pic.
Don't assume everyone owns a good smart phone.
I saw hers and it was not a recent one.

I accept your point about her nationality but she does actually state on her profile that's she's from a European country.

[Troyb]

something I don't get about her profile

why her profile has alert (Alert: The authenticity or legitimacy of this member's profile) while his profile already verified 

[punk]

Sorry profile does not feel right, why have you started to post so many reviews in a short space of time?

[ericwimp]

Sorry profile does not feel right, why have you started to post so many reviews in a short space of time?

I've been lurking for a while and only joined today.
I only posted 3, is that many? It's not like I saw all 3 of them on the same day.
Had the day off work today so had the spare time to write the reviews.

[gmoney69]

fake

[LL]

Thanks for the review eric.  Don't take it personally but people are cautious when new members post reviews.  For £60 for 30 minutes I am willing to risk it as a plan B.  If she's a good as you say she is then I'll be really pleased.  Do you happen to know her nearest tube station?  It just says "Hackney" in her profile - quite a big area.  I don't like to visit anywhere that feels unsafe, i.e. a shit-hole.  There are certainly such places in Hackney that fall into that category.

[James999]

I actually like the black and white noir pic.

It's not a noir picture, it's a SHIT picture

Don't assume everyone owns a good smart phone.

It's not about smart phones, reasonable quality cameras have been in phones for years, and digital cameras are everywhere and very cheap, add to that webcams on many laptops and there is no excuse for not producing clear images

And you say she is going to add a face image, well she will have sent one in to get verified so why not use that image ? 

[nokli]

Thanks LL     I was getting wound up, being accused of being fake.
Even answered a few PMs from someone here regarding the footwear of a girl I reviewed.
Footwear??  Don't worry, I ain't gonna name and shame ya

Mine was an outcall but I did ask about her location.
It's hackney so overground or bus only.
About 5-10 walk from the police station which is 10 mins from hackney central station.


Again James999 you're assuming everyone has certain devices.
I don't even own a digital camera myself!

As for verification photos, that's adultwork. I'm not sure myself how that works so can't comment.

[LL]

OK so it's a 20 minute walk from Hackney central.  That could well be a shit-hole.  I think I'll give it a miss - thanks anyway.  Why the new account eric?

[xsw21]

I’m with you guys on a lot of this, especially on the authenticity alert.
Sorry Eric, I’m new too and I learnt quickly that the members need to be hard on newbies to keep the forum legitimate…

Ok, now to my investigation and I’ll try to give as much info as possible…

I exchanged a few emails with her last night and she came across as very nice and genuine. Sounds a bit fluffy, but the exchange felt more like I was chatting to a potential date on a dating site and not WG. I’m quite sure it wasn’t a pimp either as her replies were very lengthy and opinionated instead of ‘’yes, yes, yes baby! Call me!’’. Her written English was superb!

She sent me a face pic and she doesn’t really look like Amanda Heard, but she is pretty. I would share the pic, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to do so without her permission. I tried to find someone who resembles her on google and couldn’t find anyone, but I know what Eric means, she does look strangely familiar for some reason. She’s wearing no makeup in the picture except for mascara and she looks naturally pretty, nice complexion, short blonde hair, big beautiful (look bluish grey to me) eyes and a lip piercing which I hope she takes out when she’s working because I’m not a fan
.
In the pic she looks slightly and I mean very slightly like Charlize Theron, but don’t go running to her expecting her to look exactly like Charlize Theron! To be a bit more accurate, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being spot on to Charlize and 1 being nothing like her, Helena’s probably about 7, might just be the angle of the picture.

That’s all the information I’ve got so far from my investigation

[password02]

Well done the detective xsw21 - I have her on my ever expanding HL but will wait and see if we have any developements.

YOU can always PM the face pic to me if easier?

Keep up the good work guys

[nokli]

Thanks for that xsw21 :thumbsup:I feel somewhat vindicated now.

She, herself actually mentioned Charlize Theron's name.
I still thinks she's more of an Amber Heard.

LL I made the new account here as I wanted to ask about new girls here myself but thought to give first and receive after.

[nokli]

On the subject of location.
I don't think hackney is as bad as people think.
I've worked in hackney for a number of years and in my opinion south London is worse.

Mine was an outcall but I didn't ask about her address for incalls.
Checked it out on goggle maps and it's a row of terraced houses with what looks to be a primary school opposite.

[xsw21]

Well done the detective xsw21 - I have her on my ever expanding HL but will wait and see if we have any developements.

YOU can always PM the face pic to me if easier?

Keep up the good work guys

Thank you kind sir 

I don’t think it’s morally right to share her pic without permission guys so I cant really PM it

If you message her I’m sure she will send you one though…

I have had some great communication with her and will be seeing her in the New Year as Decembers an expensive month. It’s up to you guys If wanna wait for my feedback/review on her in January or if you wanna just go see her now …

[nokli]

How do I edit my replies?
I'm typing on my phone and noticed mistakes.
I said I didn't ask for address when I meant I did!
How else would I check on google maps? Silly me

[James999]

Again James999 you're assuming everyone has certain devices.
I don't even own a digital camera myself!

Yes I am, it's 2013, do you seriously expect people to believe that a girl in her 20's doesn't have access to a phone / camera etc 

And of course you don't have a digital camera as your phone is likely to do pictures should you require

I'm typing on my phone and noticed mistakes.
I said I didn't ask for address when I meant I did!
How else would I check on google maps?

[viktor1080]

Wow...if south London is shit hole then I am happy to live here...with areas like Wimbledon, wimbledon village, richmond, chelsea, fulham, clapham common..ahem...some one needs to know their local area also I see various people banned on this site for small reason ..why is this guy not banned for using 2 profiles...so does it mean I can create multiple profile?

[LL]

Wow...if south London is shit hole then I am happy to live here...with areas like Wimbledon, wimbledon village, richmond, chelsea, fulham, clapham common..ahem...some one needs to know their local area also I see various people banned on this site for small reason ..why is this guy not banned for using 2 profiles...so does it mean I can create multiple profile?

Haha, but what about Lewisham, Lambeth (Brixton & Peckham), Southwark and Croydon?
There are rough / dangerous areas all across London (perhaps only at night-time) as you know though, not just in the South.

[nokli]

Sorry, you've lost me?
2 profiles?
Is that what you meant LL when you said why the new account?

I don't know what you mean to be honest.
I was using my home computer yesterday to post but now on my phone.
Did that do something to my profile?

[James999]

She sent me a face pic

So if she can send a face pic and is clearly able to access AW why doesn't she just upload the face pic, we were told she was going to

She said she'll be adding more pics soon, including a face pic.

[finn5555]

So if she can send a face pic and is clearly able to access AW why doesn't she just upload the face pic, we were told she was going to

James she is a pro$$ie and therefore fucking lazy 

[James999]

Sorry, you've lost me?
2 profiles?
Is that what you meant LL when you said why the new account?

I don't know what you mean to be honest.
I was using my home computer yesterday to post but now on my phone.
Did that do something to my profile?

Well you've had your NOKLI profile since 2010 yet your ERICWIMP joined yeasterday and started this thread, and both been used today 

[nokli]

Strange??  I set that name up years ago then forgot about it.
You say it's been used today also?

How, if I don't even remember the password??

[herelonely]

Strange??  I set that name up years ago then forgot about it.
You say it's been used today also?

How, if I don't even remember the password??

Look at the thread - your using it now!

[ericwimp]

I know?!?  I'm so confused??

Logged out that one and now using the eric one.

If mods can please delete my nokli one thanks.

[ericwimp]

But I'm still wondering how the nokli one showed up when I was logged in as eric??

[James999]

But I'm still wondering how the nokli one showed up when I was logged in as eric??

Looks like you created a new account to advertise the girl and fucked up by logging into your old account today, and you wonder why people treat you with suspicion 

[James999]

James she is a pro$$ie and therefore fucking lazy 

Perhaps Nokli / Ericwimp should do it for her then, he / she's good ar creating profiles on here   

[ericwimp]

I apologize unreservedly.
Your suspicions are justified given the idiocy with my profile issues.

Please can mods delete my original profile.
I swear I forgot my original profile password but never bothered to check or test possible passwords.

Really sorry.

[James999]

I swear I forgot my original profile password

Then how did you manage to log into it today ?

[herelonely]

I know?!?  I'm so confused??

Logged out that one and now using the eric one.

If mods can please delete my nokli one thanks.

 Bit of a giveaway 

[ericwimp]

Then how did you manage to log into it today ?

I must have used the same password all along and just assumed I'd forgotten since I've never used my original profile. It's was 2 years ago..

[ericwimp]

 Bit of a giveaway 

Absent mined me somehow stumbled into it, this is why I want my original profile removed.
I still want to be here and participate but getting the finger pointed isn't nice.
Totally my fault so I guess I'll try and ride out the storm

[finn5555]

Daft cunt  another troll bites the dust 

[xsw21]

Xsw21 reporting in…

An update on my investigations.

She’s gonna get a mate to take some pics for now and she’s hoping to update her profile in the next week. She’s planning to get some professional pics taken in the future when she has enough money to afford it.

Anyway, I’m booked to see her in the New Year and that should answer any questions we have about her.

Haha he’s gone 
Didn’t do himself any favours…

[akauya]

What an arsehole... big question mark on his/her/its reviews now. Specially about Alice Parks.

No wonder newbies are seen with so much suspicion because of wankers like ericwimp. Now why is his other profile still active shouldn't that be banned also?

[xsw21]

What an arsehole... big question mark on his/her/its reviews now. Specially about Alice Parks.

No wonder newbies are seen with so much suspicion because of wankers like ericwimp. Now why is his other profile still active shouldn't that be banned also?

Yea, I was actually wondering what happens to a banned members reviews…

I actually think that the dude might have been for real and his downfall came from being a bit dim, but then again, my radar isn’t as powerful as the veteran UKP members. 

[akauya]

What an arsehole... big question mark on his/her/its reviews now. Specially about Alice Parks.

No wonder newbies are seen with so much suspicion because of wankers like ericwimp. Now why is his other profile still active shouldn't that be banned also?

I see the nokli account has just been banned... 

[timewaster2]

Daft cunt  another troll bites the dust 

And that's how not to do it!

lol@ the please don't ban me I still want to participate

[punk]

Knew the reviews were dodgy, smelled more fishy than an un washed virginia. 

[intana]

i think i will wait this one out.. dodgy punter giving false report sounds kinda fishy

will wait and see

[James999]

i think i will wait this one out.. dodgy punter giving false report sounds kinda fishy

will wait and see

Thanks fuck you arrived yesterday, just in time to wait and see   

[intana]

yup this is gonna be my 1st time seeing an escort.

[James999]

yup this is gonna be my 1st time seeing an escort.

As they are quite old now you should be able to get classic car insurance

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