Jaquelina - Diamond Dollzs - Cheetham Hill Rd - Manchester

[piggy1]

Ok, lurked for too many years decided to review to save you lot the bother of wasting your money.

Arrived at DD and had 3 or 4 to choose from. One girl was smiling like a cheshire cat and making pick me, pick me signals with her head. Naturally I thought she was going to be a great punt...... so, I chose jacqueline, paid £40 and proceeded to go into the room.

BOOM! smile gone, attitude arrived. Barely wanted to touch me, no kissing, no movement, in fact every now and then the look of distain from her was like she'd stepped in dog muck. WoW! If I was into necrofilia I might have enjoyed it.

Finished myself off but she didn't want cum anywhere near her. She is apparently swiss. I should have had a bloody toblerone instead, would've at least enjoyed it.

On a side note, you know trying to break toblerones is a bugger? I have learned if you push instead of pull the triangles towards each other they break really easily

[Goldfinch]

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[piggy1]

Thanks

[Goldfinch]

Thanks

 

Cheers for your 1st review,sorry it didn't go better.

I remember reading a while ago about bad feedback from the place,probably why it doesn't get more reviews.

Thanks for the tip on Toblerone.

[massivejohnson]

On a side note, you know trying to break toblerones is a bugger? I have learned if you push instead of pull the triangles towards each other they break really easily

Didn't you know that 

[Treehouse]

Thanks for the tip. People often don't bother with reporting bad service, which just keeps us mugs going back to poor service providers

[goldwing1]

Talking of Swiss chocolate.

If you have got an interview for an office job, tell them that you have recently changed your surname to  Toblerone and take  take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box.
This would save your potential employer the time , trouble and expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.