Punting regrets

[Flunt]

Not the usual negatives, I should add...

Prior to my UKP days I used to try my luck with a few Roms and other new profiles, many times I fell foul of B&S and other bullshit and started to walk from punts where wanking seemed a better alternative. After several failed attempts to find anal I headed off to Leicester with a pretty young pro$$ie advertising the profile with an extensive likes list.

I entered a block of flats, which had seen previous disappointments, and had decided that there would be one question and if she said, "Yes," I would stay. The pro$$ie in question came bounding out, dressed in some bizarre costume, a radiant smile, the best looking woman I had seen in a while. She was about 5'2, so well wrapped up it was difficult to guess her size, definitely slim with a decent handful of bust, 20ish, give or take a year, blonde hair and blue eyes. I asked if she did anal and she said, "No." All other thoughts and common sense had deserted me, I shrugged and walked back out the door.

She haunts my dreams, maybe because she didn't have the opportunity to disappoint?

[RedKettle]

Many years ago there was an Indian Asian escort in Leeds who was fantastic.  Quite expensive but she had everything, great body, pretty face, could hold a conversation and a fantastic attitude to sex.  Saw her several times but let it lapse and lost touch, after a while could not track her down.

My regrets?  I was quite new to punting and just did not realise how great she was so I regret not working harder at finding a way of staying in contact perhaps as an ongoing client if she left the game.  I also regretted many sub standard, in comparison, punts over the next few years.

[stevethebroker]

Biggest regrets are not seeing a wg soon enough. Then sods law means she retires without a warning and you never get to see her again. The legendary Busty Juliet being one of them.

[Ali Katt]

Biggest regrets are not seeing a wg soon enough. Then sods law means she retires without a warning and you never get to see her again. The legendary Busty Juliet being one of them.

I've had a few of these it's easy to dwell on the what nots and ignore the what you got. I've had some amazing punt with some great girls and a lot of mediocrity, but the great ones make up for the bad ones. I mean it's just a time and financial loss not the be all and end of.

[LLPunting]

Regret not making an honest woman of Sam of The Cottage, she was meant to be so much more than a weekly visit to Duck Lane.  The way she wept "you're the best" in my ear as I pinned her to the mattress or she clutched my head to her crotch as she came was so fucking convincing! 

Regret not nabbing at least one of the first wave Russian/Lith/Czech/Ukrainian/Estonian babes for a FWB situation early on.  I would so have married for the visa/citizenship and the pretty babies we woulda made 

There was an "oriental" Jazmine from the Central Republics about 15 yrs back, Earls Court area.  Long dark hair, all natural, great attitude, friendly, loved creaming all over my cock.  Shoulda runaway with her.   

[MrMatrix]

Didnt start earlier.

[Punter115]

If I had only started 25 years ago ..if only .

[hullad]

If I had only started 25 years ago ..if only .

+1 wasted my best years waiting for her indoors to throw me some crumbs

[Daffodil]

Good few I should have walked on.

There was also one, many moons ago, who I picked up off the street (pre-internet days), who was  young and reasonably attractive, who gave me her number. She said her babysitter would also maybe be keen if I wanted to see both of them. The impression I had was that the babysitter wasn’t a prossie. Didn’t follow it up 

[JonasG]

Drunk punts.

Had quite a few of these before I became a proper punter which were an utter waste.

Either I was so fucked I can't remember them, couldn't stay hard long enough or I couldn't cum.

URGH.

[Dogbreath]

I did start early, but had a busy job & no money, so there were long stretches when I didn't punt. My regrets are mainly missing out on some well-reviewed girls before they retired, and sometimes seeing great girls but not getting round to  RO & fingering  - a punt's not complete without them.

[DouglasReynholm]

Do any of you wish you'd punted before AdultWork existed? I know we slag it off, but it makes the industry much more reliable. There are still hundreds of dodgy sites advertising prossies, you wouldn't want to make do with them - and that's all there was before AW. I remember it well.

And as for punting before the Internet? Very hard to find anyone decent: I remember that too! You don't know how lucky you kids are.

[puntlover1]

Many years ago there was an Indian Asian escort in Leeds who was fantastic.  Quite expensive but she had everything, great body, pretty face, could hold a conversation and a fantastic attitude to sex.  Saw her several times but let it lapse and lost touch, after a while could not track her down.

My regrets?  I was quite new to punting and just did not realise how great she was so I regret not working harder at finding a way of staying in contact perhaps as an ongoing client if she left the game.  I also regretted many sub standard, in comparison, punts over the next few years.

Who was the Indian escort then? I have had a similar experience, hence why I ask!

[MrMatrix]

+1 wasted my best years waiting for her indoors to throw me some crumbs

O not you as well hullad. They really dont deserve us do they.

[Flunt]

O not you as well hullad. They really dont deserve us do they.

My developing sexual knowledge and experiences would have been put to better use during my marital bliss.

[king tarzan]

A few many years back but then again it was only very limited services and pre European union and no Internet so obviously lack of choice..
Didn't know how to lick mango properly many years back. .
Sunny Leone with torri black mango licking each other sure helped me to fix that problem! !

[OakTree]

Getting caught. 

[Kinky Foxx]

Getting caught. 

Well color me intrigued!  Sounds interesting, do tell..............

KF.

[GreyDave]

  Not Starting earler and Not having a pre punt wank for the 1st 10 years or so to stop the speedy seed :

Now if if do that I have to wait 1/2day for a drop

[peter purves]

Missing Leah Jaye and Alexis Silver.

[brandonpete]

Sarah Jane Milf of Coventry retiring (1979 to 2013 visiting years)....but the main one is Phoenix Contact mag packing up...oh yeah not seeing a Coventry 'Tom' called Helen enough and paying through the nose seeing huge titted Sabrina also from Coventry (both during the mid 80's).

[Avg_Joe]

The number of times i drove through northampton, literally less than 5 minutes from STB and not knowing it was there 
Same goes for the number of times i've been to Newbury and not visited Lotus Spa due to my ignorance of its existence !

[Malvolio]

Drunk punts.

Had quite a few of these before I became a proper punter which were an utter waste.

Either I was so fucked I can't remember them, couldn't stay hard long enough or I couldn't cum.

URGH.

Fully agree with this - I shudder to think about a couple of WGs I saw when bladdered.

[Bogof60]

+1 wasted my best years waiting for her indoors to throw me some crumbs

That will be a +4 then

[fatboy]

That will be a +4 then

.....and +5 ( next).
Also wish I had started earlier, got to my forties and wanted to start but did not have the bottle.
Took me almost 20 years to get started.
So glad I did 

[horsa]

A few many years back but then again it was only very limited services and pre European union and no Internet so obviously lack of choice..
Didn't know how to lick mango properly many years back. .
Sunny Leone with torri black mango licking each other sure helped me to fix that problem! !

so how did you learn to lick mango properly?

[king tarzan]

so how did you learn to lick mango properly?

By watching torri black and sunny Leone licking each other out for a few hours here and there.
👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

[thor555]

Wish I started earlier if I had the cash and knowledge at 21 would have been amazing. Gone are the days when I could pop many times a day/night! Would have delved in overnight fun.

[itk]

Not doing an overnight years back when a semi regular offered it for £200. Was about 20 years back and regret it still, wouldn’t have missed the money even back then and I have no idea why I turned her down

[mrdiamond77]

I wish I had started seeing indie girls earlier instead of punting in parlours for the number of years I did.

[Dark_Gable]

I regret not starting earlier. I had 15 sexless years due to not having the balls to go through with it, after my first punt everything became easier.

[m4rmite]

.....and +5 ( next).
Also wish I had started earlier, got to my forties and wanted to start but did not have the bottle.
Took me almost 20 years to get started.
So glad I did 

+6. Think it might be safer to presume this is most married punters reason.
Sex stopped when the kid arrived,  then planned for a second and allowed sex .
Then too tired, too much noise, headache,  arseache etc
Anyway 24 married years later(tomorrow 18th) I've recently started punting and enjoying it.
Happy fathers day to all those applicable , got my third punt of the week lined up today as wife at work and kids away on holidays.
I just gotta remember not to say "who's ya daddy" to my punt
TLDR Regret not starting earlier

[Mothball15]

Filming & travelling abroad for escorts. Now £££ is rare.

[MrMatrix]

I regret not starting earlier. I had 15 sexless years due to not having the balls to go through with it, after my first punt everything became easier.

I wouldnt give you a hard time on this decision, as the first time over the side takes a lot of guts IMO. many of us here didnt want to go off with a WG, but 15 years is long enough for your OHs silly mind games. Me I have got the same T shirt as well. Good on on 

[Dark_Gable]

I wouldnt give you a hard time on this decision, as the first time over the side takes a lot of guts IMO. many of us here didnt want to go off with a WG, but 15 years is long enough for your OHs silly mind games. Me I have got the same T shirt as well. Good on on 

There isn't an OH in my case, it's just me being crap with women hence the sexless years

[Mothball15]

Not keeping souvenirs of events such as key cards, hotel pens of great sessions.

[shagmore]

saving my money - could have brought a flashy sports car and got the chicks that way 

No regrets at all

[nbarnes]

Left it too long to smash Latex Lucy.
She told me that she wanted out of escorting by email and was planning to retire imminently.

Scraped together £300 (!!) and booked the bus for London in a weeks time.

Too late
Still went to London smashed someone else instead

[TheBerkshirehunt]

Parties. I went to 2-3 LMPs during their Lancaster Gate heyday and in hindsight should have gone more. I heard good things about Sacred Rose, but hadn't plucked up the courage, nor Pretty Big Parties, being a sucker for big tits and the odd BBW...

I also phoned a parlor once and on expressing disinterest in the lady on duty, had the maid offer her services. Probably not uncommon, but could be a bucket-list fantasy ticked off. Didn't bother heading over though...

[the_exile]

I also phoned a parlor once and on expressing disinterest in the lady on duty, had the maid offer her services. Probably not uncommon, but could be a bucket-list fantasy ticked off. Didn't bother heading over though...

Doh! Definitely would have gone for that one and ticked off my "fuck the maid/receptionist" fantasy!

[rubric]

I also phoned a parlor once and on expressing disinterest in the lady on duty, had the maid offer her services. Probably not uncommon, but could be a bucket-list fantasy ticked off. Didn't bother heading over though...

Been offered this a couple of times over the phone and never taken it up, the one time I was offered this in person the maid was a complete munter.

In retrospect, there are a couple of EE girls from the original invasion that i'd have seen a hell of a lot more than I did.

[CluckinBell]

Ignoring my instinct! Going with the flow instead of walking away 1 end up feeling like i wasted money 2 bad shit happens

[Horizontal pleasures]

Didnt start earlier.

I wish I started later, I was 21.

[mrfishyfoo]

The FAF blonde that caught little Fishy with her teeth.

Little Fishy got very mardy after that and wouldn't stand up. Cost me £300 and I didn't cum.

[switftjake]

Didnt start earlier.

100% this and that I didnt find UKP sooner

[Ali Katt]

I started when I was 23 or 24. In all honesty I'm glad I didn't start when I was 18 or 19, I needed the experience of getting a few relationships under my belt as well as the odd one night stand.

[Home Alone]

Like many others, I wish I'd started punting a lot sooner - about 30 years in my case.

That way, I'd never have met - never have looked for - an OH. Would it have cost me that much more? Probably not!😉

[boardyhell]

my favourite of all time said just before she was leaving said for a 1000 you can do whatever you what to me,no services or time was mentioned but it sticks in my mind
could have been an amazing time

[LLPunting]

saving my money - could have brought a flashy sports car and got the chicks that way 

No regrets at all

I hear ya.  I could've spent a year in Thailand living like a sultan for the money I blew in London last year.  New Thai pussy every day, fuck, my dick would've fallen off by March 

[DouglasReynholm]

Yeah but they're all Thais - almost no tits and I wouldn't punt anywhere in the far east, even if they had tits, I don't fancy them. Must be their eyes. I lived in Hong Kong for a while, was never tempted. Indians are OK though!