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External Link/Members Only Now I know that, regardless of its actual content, any post from someone with a low post count will always be taken with a bit of skepticism, but I've just had to make this review. I've seen a fair amount of WGs over the years, most good some bad, but this was quite frankly such a negative that I feel like it'd be a disservice on my part to not forewarn everyone here against this one and really reinforce what has already been said.
Stumbling across her profile initially, it's pretty obvious that none of her pictures are legitimate and of her (which, for anyone with a brain would've been enough to scroll right on past) but for whatever reason I decided to have a search for her on here. Seeing 2/2 reviews that were both decisively negative was the second point that common sense should've prevailed, but the description of her despite all the negatives was enough for me to still pursue it in my desperate state....
I will concede that this was absolutely horrendous judgement on my part and I will happily eat my humble pie.
CommsAll the communication beforehand was pretty standard, fairly fast to respond and it wasn't to difficult to set up a time and day.
Appearance This is literally the only redeeming factor of the meet, her body is very nice - tanned, petite, seems in good shape, well groomed, basically just looks like a typical blonde/brunette in her early/mid 20's that's high maintenance with very little going on upstairs. Facially, she is not as nice, not horrendous but just overall miserable looking with bloated fish lips.
The meetNow swiftly onto the painfully awful meet! Upon opening the door open she halfheartedly greeted me and then slumped herself down on the bed. She prompted some small talk (which I found was the only thing she would attempt to initiate at all) and then asked for the money. I'll admit, I'm not the most forward person when it comes to initiating any services, but she seemed to make every attempt to keep it just a chat for as long as possible. To call it a chat is an overstatement actually, it was more just listening to someone miserably bitch on about previous clients and what not.
After some time of that, interrupted briefly by her checking her phone nonchalantly taking phone calls the lot, I thought fuck it I might as well get a pop out of it then go. She couldn't have hid her reluctance to go on with this any worse, but she finally got to the point where she was like "urghhh ok fiiiiine". After that it was pretty much just as much action as you expect from an inanimate dummy, before I finally (somehow) managed to finish then I couldn't have got out the door quicker.
In hindsight, there were numerous warning signs before and during this meet, so I'll take full blame for going on with it regardless of this. But I'll feel just a bit better if this review goes on to stop even just one person from experiencing that shower of shite as well.
ConclusionIn short, great body, plastic looking miserable face, judgmental and bitchy personality, intelligence of a shoe, no attempt to even hide her reluctance with everything and anything, constant checking of phone and TV. Basically everything you can look for really!
