External Link/Members OnlyMia, lovely looking girl, approx 35, long straight brunette hair, average boob size, very skinny, approx 5-7" height.
Rang Mia, who was very pleasant on the phone and arranged an afternoon appointment. Parked up in a convenient free car park, which is on opposite side of the road from her house. Lovely area, i have to say and a pleasant change from the usual rundown areas that we tend to visit, so no issues with leaving the car. I was greeted at the back door by Mia, first impressions were very good, shes a lovely looking girl and greeted me with a great smile and warm welcome. we made some small talk which again was pleasant, if a little forced. Mia showed me through to the ground floor, which was an ideal location for a massage. The room was very dimply-lit , but no problem the eyes adapted relatively quickly. I was left to undress, whilst Mia went off to prepare the oil. The table looked as though it had been knocked up by someone, but i have to say it was very good, c/w peep hole for the head, so far so good, i was thinking.
I did not wait long until Mia returned, she looked great a tight black vest top, and grey short shorts, bare footed, just lovely. The massage started with the legs, which was frankly far too light, i'm not a person that likes a very firm massage, but this was ridiculously light . ok, i here you say this is a sensual massage ??, well not really no... The massage was poor, it was neither Stress relieving or sensual, right at the very end of the back massage, she tickled the ball area, which was nice but very short lived and i was then asked to tun over.
Over we go,and she starts again at the bottom of the legs, having stirred the little fella, just before the turn over, she now sends him back to sleep. Ok, now i've stopped enjoying the massage at all and i am thinking, fuck me i don't feel turned on and i have a gorgeous girl massaging me... WTF.
Having massaged both legs, Mia then manoeuvred herself to the head of the table and started leaning over my head to massage my chest and stomach area, ping !! my knob suddenly wakes up and i have a raving hard on, she then moves around the side of the table to drizzle oil on to the knob area. The hand job is good, using two hands quite a lot. She told me that she was happy for me to put my had on her waste. I did of course do this and as ever my hand then went wondering, she was fine with it on her ass(outside of shorts), but when i tried to slip inside shorts or around the outside to feel the crack of her arse she moved just far enough away so that i could not reach
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She then proceeded to do the whole breathing thing that one or two have mentioned. in basic terms, take a really deep breathe in, then a big breath out and share the energy from your cock with the rest of your body
, it was fine and i went with it, but ultimately i was just enjoying a fit bird giving me a nice oily wank. Shes asked me to squeeze her when i felt like i getting close, which i didn't realise i had done until she said ok, we will go again, squeeze me like you did last time if you feel like your getting close, i was obviously just giving her arse a good grope oops
Eventually I came, which was very nice, she leaves the room, comes back with a cloth and cleans the little man up. She then leaves a clean towel,so that you can attempt to get some of the oil off...a shower option, would have been nice. Wiped myself down got dressed and made my way through into the kitchen area with my oily feet sliding in my socks
and thanked Mia for her massage.
OK J, so why the negative???
I then asked Mia how much i owed her? the reply shocked me £ 75.00. I thought that i had mis heard her and asked, i am sorry how much was that? ....£ 75.00
ok, money is not an issue for me (lucky man, i know), but fuck me a 1 hour, average massage, followed by a nice wank £75.00
Would i return.... er no
Cheers
J
