Question

[Rc789k]

I'm trying to decide if I should see someone.

Would you consider punting cheating on your partner or it's like buying food

[nigel4498]

According to your reviews you've already seen some one so why the stubid question?

[mh]

Would you consider punting cheating on your partner or it's like buying food

More relevant is whether you would consider that you've already cheated on your partner?

No point asking for our absolution...

[nigel4498]

Ask yourself this question. If you shop regularly at Waitrose for food and then now and again shop at
M & S, are you cheating on Waitrose?

[DrConners]

Ask yourself this question. If you shop regularly at Waitrose for food and then now and again shop at
M & S, are you cheating on Waitrose?

Only if Asda finds out too 

[Derrick101]

Ask yourself this question. If you shop regularly at Waitrose for food and then now and again shop at
M & S, are you cheating on Waitrose?

 
Great. I think OP deserved that analogy 

[mh]

Ask yourself this question. If you shop regularly at Waitrose for food and then now and again shop at
M & S, are you cheating on Waitrose?

Well Waitrose can be quite stuffy about these things but would probably forgive you a fling with classy M&S. But if you try shopping at skanky Aldi then Waitrose will kick you out and cut holes in your suits.

[nigel4498]

Forget Aldi, I think being caught out in Poundstretchers would be the final straw 

[houseboot]

Great. I think OP deserved that analogy 

Having been banned at 12:01 he'll be able to turn the analogy into his new hobby.

A variation on "Supermarket Sweep" (apologies to Dale, r.i.p)

[Veritas]

Having been banned at 12:01 he'll be able to turn the analogy into his new hobby.

A variation on "Supermarket Sweep" (apologies to Dale, r.i.p)

I wonder if Admin caught him cheating on UKP by posting the same drivel in ‘lesser’ forums 

[Bigwilts]

I'm trying to decide if I should see someone.

Would you consider punting cheating on your partner or it's like buying food

Ask your partner if she would consider it cheating

I don’t think it’s like buying food, but then again I do like to eat pussy

[Zimbaman]

Ask yourself this question. If you shop regularly at Waitrose for food and then now and again shop at
M & S, are you cheating on Waitrose?

I reckon Waitrose would be a swinger  Tesco on the other hand... 

[acer123]

Forget Aldi, I think being caught out in Poundstretchers would be the final straw 

 

That could well mean all punting funds have dried up