I have struggled with how to review Kelly, I know she is popular on UKE (and rightly so), with lots of followers, and I am not one for confrontation.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyVenue Outcall to my home, Watford,happy to outcall around London
Price £250/90mins got a partial refund, explain later
Comms Contacted girl on AW, meet was booked a couple of days before, some texts, one phonecall
Services RO, fingers, OWO, spanking.
Girl Very clean, smelt lovely. Found her to be very pretty, great eyes and teeth (my thing), others have said she has a girl next door look, I actually found her to be very attractive. As mentioned she is maybe slightly bigger than a 12, but she is not 'big' and everything is firm. Blonde mid to late 20's, awesome arse.
Event We spent maybe 20-30 minutes fooling around (OWO, fingering spanking) and
I lost my mojo, so I called time and we had a cuppa.
See this is where it gets difficult, and even as I type this, I have still not decided on the overall score.
OK, lets start with
it could have been me.
1) I am a man well into his 50's, these things happen, right?. I have used viagra before, but as a laugh to try it out, I certainly have never needed it. I generally keep myself fit, no smoke, eat healthy. I am probably considered clinically obese on that stupid BMI chart, but the truth of the matter is I am about 1 stone overweight (if that).
2) The night before I was reading UKE and because of a post she made, I got the distinct impression Kelly had worked out who I was here (she said she hadnt when I asked her the next day). I found that a little bit off putting and perhaps that played on my mind, causing my 'softness'.
3) I said to her, at the time, "I have never had this happen to me before" but now a couple of days later thinking about it, it did happen once before in a threesome with my missus with a girl called Sarah, which I reviewed here on UKP.
It could have been her 1) So we spoke the day before, I always like to speak to a girl, even if just for a minute or two, just to get a feeling. I must have got a vibe, becuase for the first time ever. I actually texted Kelly, later that evening and asked her if she was sure she wanted to go ahead with the meet. During the phonecall I had got a unusual feeling. She assured me she was happy. When we actually met she was very warm and friendly and I have no reason to believe she didnt want to go ahead with the meet. She even explained that she "comes across badly on the phone". I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, however it was the first time I felt I had to double check.
2) Mojo was working fine for the first part of the punt, nice and solid.
3) I have literally come (excuse the pun) of the back of two punts, where I could not believe my own stamina, pretty sure one of them, in my review, I said something along the lines of "I felt like a God". My mojo also worked fine the night before (Fucked the missus telling her all the things I was going to do to Kelly). Mojo was also fine Sunday afternoon (quickie just to make sure things were working)
4) She was a bit passive. Now to be fair to Kelly, this roleplay requires her to be passive (shes a naughty girl I am spanking her etc, read my other reviews), but for me it didn't feel right(which I accept may not be her fault).
It could just be one of those things 1) Maybe we just didnt 'click', its gotta happen once in a while I suppose
While we were having a cuppa after the (non) event. I was feeling like shit, thinking 'oh my god my cock doesnt work' Kelly asked if I would like some of the money back. I said "Thats up to you, I certainly wouldnt ask". Lets be fair she had travelled from central London to Watford, arrived on time, looking lovely, if its my cock that doesnt want to work properly (which is obviously how I was feeling), thats hardly her fault. I dropped her back as we had agreed and when I returned home discovered she had left £60 on the side, which was a nice touch, she didnt make a song and dance about it, just did it.
So what do I choose, I think I will have to go with a negative. Its a negative beacuse I didnt get what I wanted from the event. However, its a negative that may not actually be Kellys fault.
