External Link/Members OnlyOk, was feeling the need a couple of weeks ago so went online, was in the mood for a older lady and she popped up not a million miles from me.
Rang and spoke to her, she's from York and has a bit of an accent, arranged to meet in approx 2 hours time in a well known hotel chain in the area.
Parked in the shopping area close by and rang for the room number, no problem, walked into the hotel no issues and up to her room.
Well, the door opened and in I went, had a quick chat and handed over the money, £80.00 for 30 minutes, she stashed it while I got undressed.
She suggested a massage to 'get me in the mood' I,m as hard as a rock!!
Ok, I lie in my front as she's covers my back with baby oil and proceeds with the worlds worst massage and to tell me how she likes to travel the country doing this.
After ten minutes I turn over and suggest that a blowjob might be in order, she rubbers up little pondy and gives him a toothy blowjob for a couple of minutes, I ask for sex,so she then proceeds to rub baby oil into her fanny and jumps on top.
This is where things really go downhill, there is a bit of light kissing but where she has let her hair down she is starting to look like Barbara windsors demented sister as it's gone crazy, now little pondy is very average at 6 inches, but I can tell it's hurting her, and she keeps saying 'are you enjoying it' which I'm not, so I suggest she finishes me off by hand, more baby oil, very tight grip, and she kept on wanking it after I'd cum, when it was very sensitive, (I had to ask her to stop).
I said my goodbyes and left.
Would I go back? No, I had in mind a filthy older bird, she's just old and past it, I get the impression she wasn't very experienced sexually.
She does say on her profile that her body for loving rather than looking, well sadly I would say neither, tits are VERY loose like two deflated balloons and her body has lots and lots of loose skin, all this would not of been a problem if she had been better in bed.
Would I return? No never in a million years, the acid test for me is, do I grin as I get in the lift or am I pissed of at wasting money, you can guess where I am with this.
Don't waste your money, there is far far better available for less money
