misskdd - london outcall

[claretandblue]

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Punt happened a couple of months ago,I had a hotel in London through work and after years of wondering how kdd would compare to other pse performers I decided to give it a go.

I cannot fault communications,personality or services. From memory we went through:

sloppy dfk/facefucking/puking/watersports/anal/vag/atm/cim into swallow.

The discussion about her size will go on but I dont reckon she is a 12,if she is its a very tight squeeze! In my opinion she bears no resemblance to kirsten dunst,kdd is a bubbly tanned essex girl,it she resembles anyone its lauren goodger from towie when she was blonde.

Overall it was an enjoyable punt but at those prices I am expecting all the boxes to be ticked not just service.

As such its a neutral from me.

[last_days_of_logan]

Wow...A neutral

That was a pretty long streak

[The_Don]

As such its a neutral from me.

Your punt review and rating, thanks for sharing!

[Dead_Pool]

Good and honest about her looks and why it's a neutral. It's why I've never tried to book her. Everything about attitude and services from all reviews make it seem like a no brainer to see her. But all comments on her looks and figure mean I know I would not find her in the least bit attractive. Shame as sounds fun and not that many really good PSE providers around. But I won't book anyone who ain't stunning to me.

[claretandblue]

Good and honest about her looks and why it's a neutral. It's why I've never tried to book her. Everything about attitude and services from all reviews make it seem like a no brainer to see her. But all comments on her looks and figure mean I know I would not find her in the least bit attractive. Shame as sounds fun and not that many really good PSE providers around. But I won't book anyone who ain't stunning to me.

I had seen some old photos of her some time ago ,so roughly knew what I was getting but had hoped I would perhaps be surprised!

Tbh there is such a paucity of pse providers in london,that was the reason i decided to see her at least once

[last_days_of_logan]

I had seen some old photos of her some time ago ,so roughly knew what I was getting but had hoped I would perhaps be surprised!

Tbh there is such a paucity of pse providers in london,that was the reason i decided to see her at least once

they are not available now are they? i was strongly considerng seeing her at some point

[smiths]

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Punt happened a couple of months ago,I had a hotel in London through work and after years of wondering how kdd would compare to other pse performers I decided to give it a go.

I cannot fault communications,personality or services. From memory we went through:

sloppy dfk/facefucking/puking/watersports/anal/vag/atm/cim into swallow.

The discussion about her size will go on but I dont reckon she is a 12,if she is its a very tight squeeze! In my opinion she bears no resemblance to kirsten dunst,kdd is a bubbly tanned essex girl,it she resembles anyone its lauren goodger from towie when she was blonde.

Overall it was an enjoyable punt but at those prices I am expecting all the boxes to be ticked not just service.

As such its a neutral from me.

Did she insist you provide proof of a recent STD check with results that she looked at?

[claretandblue]

I only saw photos in passing a long time ago, I showed her a text from dse, she didnt ask to see it but I showed her in anycase after paying.I didnt get the impression she would have asked to see it but cant be sure.

[mrhappypants]

C&B, thanks for your review.  The absence of clear, recognisable images in her profile is telling. 

[smiths]

I only saw photos in passing a long time ago, I showed her a text from dse, she didnt ask to see it but I showed her in anycase after paying.I didnt get the impression she would have asked to see it but cant be sure.

Thanks.

[Rotherham]

Doesn't show much but this is apparently her along side her duo partner Luscious Lucy.

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If she does look like the blonde Lauren Goodger I'd be interested. However, fully understand that it wouldn't be to everyone's taste.

[Rotherham]

Who would the alternatives to her be that offer all those services?

[last_days_of_logan]

Doesn't show much but this is apparently her along side her duo partner Luscious Lucy.

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If she does look like the blonde Lauren Goodger I'd be interested. However, fully understand that it wouldn't be to everyone's taste.

she looks kind of BIIIG in the midsection area

[norfolk tiger]

I am guessing her latest blog is her response to this.

[last_days_of_logan]

I am guessing her latest blog is her response to this.

 

[last_days_of_logan]

I am guessing her latest blog is her response to this.

I think her response was actually in response to my comment , i.e the part where she says "on a lighter note"

She is right though about making a judgement based on partial data is a fools game...but there is really nothing else to go on before one can commit to a booking .

I mean i'm sorry but i stand by it and the assessment of the OP actually. i might be interpreting it wrong.

maybe the picture is squashed downwards?LOL. who knows but her midsection does look bigger than i imagined it would be

edit:- doesnt stop her from being a fabulous punt...103 wins out of 104 is pretty great

[Sh5278]

Another blog post about this thread, this time about pictures. 

I get the discretion aspect and all, but when you just leave everything up to imagination, can’t help that some people will end up disappointed with your looks from what they have imagined.

[Sergeant Wrong]

This review echoes my experience from 5 years ago.
Fabulous attitude, slightly too big for my taste.

[Clooney]

I’m not white knighting here, and I last saw her around 2 and a half years ago (I keep meaning to get my arse in gear and see her, but fate keeps intervening!) but based on the girl I last saw over two years ago...

If you said to me that she had put on a stone in weight in that time, I’d still be booking her if the opportunity allowed.

I am not saying for one minute that she has put on any weight at all because I’ve no evidence either way, but even if she had I’d still have no trouble booking her.

She is a quality operator. Of that there is no doubt and it would take an almost freakish level of change in her figure for me not to book her.

In my view she is still the premier PSE escort in London. That I haven’t seen her lately is down to MY life and scheduling, rather than anything to do with her.

Just adding my personal opinion, absolutely NOT white knighting.

[Clooney]

This review echoes my experience from 5 years ago.
Fabulous attitude, slightly too big for my taste.

Fair dos.

It’s all about personal taste and we’re all different 

[last_days_of_logan]

I’m not white knighting here, and I last saw her around 2 and a half years ago (I keep meaning to get my arse in gear and see her, but fate keeps intervening!) but based on the girl I last saw over two years ago...

If you said to me that she had put on a stone in weight in that time, I’d still be booking her if the opportunity allowed.

I am not saying for one minute that she has put on any weight at all because I’ve no evidence either way, but even if she had I’d still have no trouble booking her.

She is a quality operator. Of that there is no doubt and it would take an almost freakish level of change in her figure for me not to book her.

In my view she is still the premier PSE escort in London. That I haven’t seen her lately is down to MY life and scheduling, rather than anything to do with her.

Just adding my personal opinion, absolutely NOT white knighting.

Okay? that's cool and i understand why you keep putting the disclaimer "Not white knighting" people get accused of that alot.. just to be clear i DO NOT think you're white knighting

... however .... nothing in the thread has to do with her service which seems like its exemplary, after 103 positives people can make up their own minds. what really is coming into question is her size and appearance...most people are like "she big" and the cropped photo certainly gives her a thick mid-section..i'm not sure if you intended to add to that? Was she a size 12 when you saw her? does the cropped photo look like how you saw her or is she bigger? Does she look like kirsten Dunst ? etc etc

help us out if you dont mind...cause most of us dont know.

Ironically , nothing that has been said here has detered me from wanting to see her...in fact i actually LIKE thicker women 

[last_days_of_logan]

This review echoes my experience from 5 years ago.
Fabulous attitude, slightly too big for my taste.

been punting for over 5 years man? and no reviews

Come on man...chime in with something  ..technically you had one of the best Service providers in the city of london ..had a good experience and a very none fluffy angle and you didnt share .. would love to know of other good experiences and reccomendations if you are willing

[mrhappypants]

“Media being shared around.”

Yeah, right.

[Brazilian Martian]

“Media being shared around.”

Yeah, right.

Lol prossie logic ehh

[Brazilian Martian]

This review echoes my experience from 5 years ago.
Fabulous attitude, slightly too big for my taste.

Yeah this also echoes my experience with her in 1965 

[Sergeant Wrong]

been punting for over 5 years man? and no reviews

Come on man...chime in with something  ..technically you had one of the best Service providers in the city of london ..had a good experience and a very none fluffy angle and you didnt share .. would love to know of other good experiences and reccomendations if you are willing

I joined this forum less than a month ago.
And this comment is a review. Man.

[last_days_of_logan]

I joined this forum less than a month ago.
And this comment is a review. Man.

apologies...don't take offense..look forward to your future contributions

But that comment wasn't a review either

[Sergeant Wrong]

Apologies accepted. Thank you. More posters on this forum should show such class.
But maybe we disagree on what constitutes a review. For me, a single sentence such as
"I see this girl whenever I can. You should too, fool" or "this girl is boring"
is far more valuable than a listing of the plumbing operations performed.

[last_days_of_logan]

Apologies accepted. Thank you. More posters on this forum should show such class.
But maybe we disagree on what constitutes a review. For me, a single sentence such as
"I see this girl whenever I can. You should too, fool" or "this girl is boring"
is far more valuable than a listing of the plumbing operations performed.

edit: thanks for accepting that, you had the option to take that as a bull to a red flag and you didnt. much appreciated

i think we do if i am honest

for me punting is like having a list of options and choosing which one you like

sure the one liner does show that someone is positive and recommended but for which audiences specified taste are you recommending that to? i personally am of the opinion that the one liner wouldn't encompass enough for someone to make an informed decision as per the services on offer by the provider

but that's just my opinion....please feel free to rebuttal but i wouldn't be able to add too much more to the above and i dont want to derail the thread any further...i do think your comment about her is invaluable though,,cause she does look bigger than she makes out

maybe my estimating is wrong..maybe a size 10 or 12 is actually bigger than i imagined it was

[claretandblue]

“Media being shared around.”

Yeah, right.

it was a now retired prossie who showed me the pics on her facebook account,it was years ago.

I think she can relax about media being passed all over the internet!

[Clooney]

Okay? that's cool and i understand why you keep putting the disclaimer "Not white knighting" people get accused of that alot.. just to be clear i DO NOT think you're white knighting

... however .... nothing in the thread has to do with her service which seems like its exemplary, after 103 positives people can make up their own minds. what really is coming into question is her size and appearance...most people are like "she big" and the cropped photo certainly gives her a thick mid-section..i'm not sure if you intended to add to that? Was she a size 12 when you saw her? does the cropped photo look like how you saw her or is she bigger? Does she look like kirsten Dunst ? etc etc

help us out if you dont mind...cause most of us dont know.

Ironically , nothing that has been said here has detered me from wanting to see her...in fact i actually LIKE thicker women 

Okay, well as we know, dress size is a movable feast depending upon brand bought (if we’re being literal here) and if there are size 12s that are a size 10-12 in reality, and size 12s that are size 12-14 in reality, she is more likely to be the latter than the former.

However, she is discernibly NOT a size 14-16 or indeed a 16.

She’s a curvy girl, but she makes no bones about that.

Hope that sounds like a fair appraisal for all concerned - punters and girl.

[vw]

Apologies accepted. Thank you. More posters on this forum should show such class.
But maybe we disagree on what constitutes a review. For me, a single sentence such as
"I see this girl whenever I can. You should too, fool" or "this girl is boring"
is far more valuable than a listing of the plumbing operations performed.

by then worthless cunt.   

Thanks for review C&B   

Do you think hype played any part in it being a neutral.

[Brazilian Martian]

Apologies accepted. Thank you. More posters on this forum should show such class.
But maybe we disagree on what constitutes a review. For me, a single sentence such as
"I see this girl whenever I can. You should too, fool" or "this girl is boring"
is far more valuable than a listing of the plumbing operations performed.

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[Brazilian Martian]

by then worthless cunt.   

I dont understand how other members can't see through trolls bullshit 

[vw]

it was a now retired prossie who showed me the pics on her facebook account,it was years ago.

I think she can relax about media being passed all over the internet!

Massive red flag prossies showing others facebook accounts. 

[vw]

I dont understand how other members can't see through trolls bullshit 

Liberals are too  tolerant and fear being labelled an ist so put up with all sorts of shite.

[last_days_of_logan]

Okay, well as we know, dress size is a movable feast depending upon brand bought (if we’re being literal here) and if there are size 12s that are a size 10-12 in reality, and size 12s that are size 12-14 in reality, she is more likely to be the latter than the former.

However, she is discernibly NOT a size 14-16 or indeed a 16.

She’s a curvy girl, but she makes no bones about that.

Hope that sounds like a fair appraisal for all concerned - punters and girl.

Cheers for that, i stand corrected for what she is in reality 2 years ago

i can assume that she probably keeps herself in shape for work purposes so maybe she isnt that much outside a 12

but the cropped pic still looks to me like a thicker than size 12 mid-section, without another photo i just cant be convinced otherwise about that photo in particular

but what you have said does indeed help a great deal, clearly she is not MASSIVE at all and come to think of it......i dont think anyone has said she was

[Kendrig]

I had seen some old photos of her some time ago ,so roughly knew what I was getting but had hoped I would perhaps be surprised!

I gave a positive last year, but questioned her looks and size. Totally understand.

[unus669]

Said it before, her body type, facial look has remained an enigma, for a remarkably long time. I really don’t believe this can continue for too much long. Considering the consideration punters have to make to see her. 

[vw]

I’m not white knighting here, and I last saw her around 2 and a half years ago

However, she is discernibly NOT a size 14-16 or indeed a 16.

2 and a half years is a long time, How the fuck can you say she is NOT? 

[mrhappypants]

Some full face and body photos were posted on here and stayed up briefly about (I think) Christmas time.  If they are accurate she is a big girl, bigger than Marilyn Munro at her biggest and too big for me.  Of course this is personal preference, but the line in her blog about media being shared around sounds far fetched to me.

Apologies accepted. Thank you. More posters on this forum should show such class.
But maybe we disagree on what constitutes a review. For me, a single sentence such as
"I see this girl whenever I can. You should too, fool" or "this girl is boring"
is far more valuable than a listing of the plumbing operations performed.

Banning reason: Troll

[vw]

Said it before, her body type, facial look has remained an enigma, for a remarkably long time. I really don’t believe this can continue for too much long. Considering the consideration punters have to make to see her. 

some have zero interest in body type and looks, others do, i have had blind punts before and have gone both ways.   

[HistoryRepeats]

I remember vaguely seeing a photo of her two years ago on her Twitter...she looked quite trim. I remember it was a guy kind of holding her in a standing 69 position. Not sure if it was true though!

But I do see the hype around her with her level of service, just the price has always put me off, as if I am going to spend such money I'd at the very least like to know what I'd be getting.

I like reviews like this as it add a balance to the other rave reviews.

[Brazilian Martian]

Some full face and body photos were posted on here and stayed up briefly about (I think) Christmas time.  If they are accurate she is a big girl, bigger than Marilyn Munro at her biggest and too big for me.  Of course this is personal preference, but the line in her blog about media being shared around sounds far fetched to me.

Marilyn was a size 14 so that means she must be 14 or 16

[smiths]

I’m not white knighting here, and I last saw her around 2 and a half years ago (I keep meaning to get my arse in gear and see her, but fate keeps intervening!) but based on the girl I last saw over two years ago...

If you said to me that she had put on a stone in weight in that time, I’d still be booking her if the opportunity allowed.

I am not saying for one minute that she has put on any weight at all because I’ve no evidence either way, but even if she had I’d still have no trouble booking her.

She is a quality operator. Of that there is no doubt and it would take an almost freakish level of change in her figure for me not to book her.

In my view she is still the premier PSE escort in London. That I haven’t seen her lately is down to MY life and scheduling, rather than anything to do with her.

Just adding my personal opinion, absolutely NOT white knighting.

So back on planet earth you don't know what size she is NOW despite your later post.

[unus669]

some have zero interest in body type and looks, others do, i have had blind punts before and have gone both ways.

Snap, but I didn’t have to sell a kidney for the punt   

[Clooney]

So back on planet earth you don't know what size she is NOW despite your later post.

I clearly caveated my opinions with the knowledge that I was referring to her 2+ years ago.

I’d have thought that it was taken as read. If we’re going to pull each other to bits over precise syntax or formulation of prose, then I don’t have the time for it.

For the avoidance of doubt... the girl I KNEW 2.5 years ago, wasn’t a size 16 or anything like it.

Also from memory of 2.5 years ago...

Does she have a massive gut? - No

Does she have a massive double chin? - No

Does have horrific weight induced cellulite? - No

Again, only based on my time with her 2.5 years ago.

I was only trying to help and be objective. I have no dog in this fight.

[vw]

I clearly caveated my opinions with the knowledge that I was referring to her 2+ years ago.

I’d have thought that it was taken as read. If we’re going to pull each other to bits over precise syntax or formulation of prose, then I don’t have the time for it.

For the avoidance of doubt... the girl I KNEW 2.5 years ago, wasn’t a size 16 or anything like it.

Also from memory of 2.5 years ago...

Does she have a massive gut? - No

Does she have a massive double chin? - No

Does have horrific weight induced cellulite? - No

Again, only based on my time with her 2.5 years ago.

I was only trying to help and be objective. I have no dog in this fight.

How can you know what she is like 2.5 years later or 2737 meals later?

Why vouch for  a body you have not seen in that time?   

Very much looks like you have a dog in this fight.

[Clooney]

How can you know what she is like 2.5 years later or 2737 meals later?

Why vouch for  a body you have not seen in that time?   

Very much looks like you have a dog in this fight.

Fine. I’m out.

[Differential]

So anyone know what she looks like