It's been a while since I felt inspired enough to leave a review on UKP; most of my recent punts have been neither good nor bad enough to be worth mentioning, and with ladies who already have several reviews on here. But I took one for the team here, and punted with an unreviewed prossie, knowing I was going in blind. Now you're going to profit from my experience, and keep your wallets shut around this 'un. Too balance the fact that this is my second negative review in row, afterwards I am going to post a positive reference for a regular who has moved on, whom I throughly recommend.
Anyway, back to this one; long story short, I had treated myself to a bank holiday shaggathon with mostly positive results, but all with old regulars, and I had just enough of my punting budget left after it for a cheap punt this weekend. Now, EEs have a deservedly mixed reputation in punting in my opinion, but they tend to have a good bod, and I was in the mood for some youthful snatch (which is not always the case for me, and for reasons I go into below).
Lamyra (link below) caught my eye straight away, because she was fairly close, had a nice body in her pictures, and was Hungarian, a better bet then a Romanian IMO. She also advertised as half-Indian, and I have been trying for years to find a decent South Asian escort who doesn't charge a fortune. Sadly, this wasn't the time either.
I can confirm Lamyra is the woman in her pictures: in person she has a lovely little bum, long black hair and a small shaven pussy that would be doing brisk business, except she's terrible at her job. Coming over, I thought her comms on the phone were good, until I realised during our session she's never off the bloody thing, switching from giving me head to jerking me off to she can answer it.
Personality wise it's clear she hates the job but tries to hide unconvincingly by smiling and nattering a lot. She has a full list of services on AW that she doesn't do; OWO, CIM, receiving oral etc. I arrived, was led upstairs (she works with another prossie in the same flat) and brought into the same room as a towel wearing Lamyra, with the empty condom wrapper from the last punter still on the bed. If anything stuff went down from there. This lack of knowing if a younger WG is any good is usually why I bang MILF veterans sometimes, even if their bodies aren't as hot.
Comments came one after the other; I couldn't touch any part of her (boobs, butt, pussy), she didn't take oral, kiss etc either. No sooner had been ushered into the bed but, I shit you not, a condom was half rolled onto my soft pre-sex dick without any foreplay, just to give me a hand job. Head was about as through as you can imagine, and when I tried to go into missionary to get this shit show over with, I had to deal with her hands continually blocking me and allowing only a fraction of my cock inside her. Needless to say my mood was as flat as my dick was soft after the first ten minutes.
The truly strange thing was how, without asking for my money back, I got up to try and leave five minutes in, and she got really worried and drew me back to the bed to keep shagging really really badly. It was bizarre frankly; I have had punts where a WG starfished or acted like an icicle, but I have never been with a lady who acted so terrified of any body fluids touching her but still tried to pretend she wasn't totally revolted by being in bed with a strange guy.
This was not some language barrier shite btw. Lamyra's English is pretty good as she said she'd been here six years as a waitress and hair dresser before becoming asexuals worker; frankly she should have stuck with them. Anyway, long story short, this woman is not suited to punting. Whether she's a cynic or a people pleaser who can't follow through, it's a waste of money and time to book her. Avoid like the plague.
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