Author Topic: Harper - an agency lass out of Playmates - Leeds  (Read 2545 times)

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After my recent run of bad luck my ongoing hunt for new (blonde) size 6/8 pussy to fuck had taken a real hammering.

Only one thing to do so I went banging on Playmates door.

I’d spotted Harpers profile on Playmates website as soon as it went up during the 2nd week of May and I filed her in my “I’m so going to fuck you” hotlist.

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The short version.

A full on hard fuck with a sexually enthusiastic lass that was, for me, slightly marred by her apparent shyness and somewhat subdued nature.

The booking process.

The day before I wanted to see her I asked the goalkeeper if Harper did the services I was after and I got an affirmative by return. I then left it as is in the expectation that she would already be booked. Well fuck me sideways it turned out that she wasn’t so I initially booked 2 hours with the option to extend to 3 and then changed my mind and took the 3 hours regardless.

Dress request made, venue confirmed.

Simples and just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!!

The waiting game.

What waiting game ?? This was an agency punt so they just don’t work like that.

The Venue.

A sensible apartment at La Dock. My second home.

First I am going to describe her.

Playmates claim this lass to be a 25 year old 5’4” tall size 8 long haired sunkissed brunette with green eyes and 34D’s.

The description of this lass on PM’s website is as follows…..

Harper is a cool and sexy petite brunette oozing sex appeal! This girl has an amazing size 8 figure with a natural 34D bust. She has long sunkissed brunette hair with big green eyes and a very pretty face. She has a flawless silky complexion and is a real sassy chic!

Being just 25 years old she has stunning youth full looks yet has life and love experience! She knows what she likes and she loves to please!

She is confident and outgoing with a real laid back attitude, an infectious smile. Time in her company will fly as she's just a real breath of fresh air. She has a quirky and sexy style to her that stands her out from the crowds.

If your looking for a real sassy and cool girl with a natural bust and petite figure then call now to book your date with Harper.


…..and I have to say that the agency goalkeeper has got this just about bang on. My only area of disagreement is her age which I reckon could do with a couple more years adding to it.

Harper is a green eyed brunette with long, it’s all her own, sunkissed (blonde) highlighted hair. I’d say that she’s 5’5” tall or thereabouts. Fuck me what a figure she’s got, she’s classic hourglass and somewhat curvy. No doubt in my mind that she’s a gym bunny, told me she’s an active gymnast, albeit she’s built like a brick shit house, well muscular, without losing her womanliness. I reckon she does weights and that she can lift !!!! Body wise I reckon she weighs in the region of about 9½ stone and that she’s most certainly a dress size 8 as stated. I reckon her stats are 34-26-34 and that her large natural tits are the D’s that’s claimed.

If Harper has had kids I didn’t recognise/see the signs.

Fuck me this lass likes her tattoos, she’s got a significant number of them that I would class as being “beautiful bad” as opposed to being girly. There’s no doubt that her pictures on Playmates website have been doctored because of her tattoos as they’ve been heavily photoshopped. It’s not just tattoos that she likes as Harper also has quite a bit of metalwork as well, navel, ears, tongue albeit she wasn’t wearing a tongue bar when I saw her, both nipples, her lips which again she wasn’t wearing and her nose has a “bullring” in it.

As for her face it’s quite rounded with “intense” dark green eyes. IMHO she’s really very pretty.

I’d give Harper a 7/10 for her looks and an 8/10 for her body.

Harper has an alternative, EMO/goth, look to her. TBH I was a little disappointed as I was hoping for a lass that was “more girly” than her.

As ever I am though conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Harper to be a looker doesn’t mean that the next punter will agree with me.

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The meeting.

I arrived at the vicinity of the venue with 10 minutes to spare and let the goalkeeper know I was there. FFS I was then kept waiting till 10 minutes after the start time and then the flat number was provided so off I went.

It really does fucking wind me up when the start is delayed but that wasn’t the lasses fault so I bit my lip.

So a full 15 minutes past the agreed start time I was knocking on the door and WTF no answer. Having had a couple of attempts to gain entry I was starting to get pissed off and then I heard that wonderful sound of heels on laminate. My heart started to race and I was in. Harper did the hiding thing and then as the door closed I got my first look at her. My initial reaction was more like “oh” than “yahoo” as she just stood there. Hmmm not what I expected and somewhat standoffish. I then made the first move as I leant in and went for a kiss while complimenting her on her look.

Harper was dressed as requested in the one piece body that’s in her pictures.

Initial contact was tentative as she pecked at me so I stood back and asked her to do me a 360 and slapped her ass as she span infront of me, well solid, while I had a proper look at her.

Sorry Harper but I just didn’t fancy you albeit I wasn't going to let that spoil my enjoyment of her.

I then took the piss about the initial greeting, I’d made a point with the goalkeeper of telling her I expected a good snog as soon as I got past the door, and suggested we try again. Much more like it as pecking changed to LFK with some tongue.

Into the lounge for the briefest of chats while I put the bottle of fizz I had with me into the fridge. Harpers mood seemed to lift as she now started to “open up” as we discussed the menu. She’s B-Z this one albeit mild anal play was fine with her.

Harper then went to run me a shower while I undressed in the lounge.

FFS the airhead went into the bathroom and then completely failed to run the shower which I did for myself.

I exited the shower to find Harper waiting for me in the bedroom. We again kissed, still really tentative on her part, and felt each other up. The towel I had round my waist ended up on the floor as Harper joined it. Good girl as she now knelt infront of me and took little Fishy into her mouth. There was ZERO eye contact as she worked my cock with her hand and mouth. The sight of her gorgeous arse as she bobbed up and down was a sight to behold. Harper cannot deep throat, well she couldn’t DT me, as she went hands free and attacked my cock. The onslaught, for any better way of putting it, was somewhat rough so I had to slow her down. At my suggestion we then got onto the bed and Harper got stuck in after pulling her body suit down to release those tits of hers. She really does have a nice pair of natural, firm and somewhat perky tits.

Now I like my blowjobs sloppy with plenty of spit so I told her what I wanted and initially she just ignored me so I told her again. FFS she wasn’t getting it so I suggested that she come sit on my face.
With hindsight I wonder if she has a routine that I’d now scuppered, as it all seemed just a little bit awkward to me.

Harper seemed much happier now as I set about her bald and neutral tasting fanny, she’s got a very nice fanny with small labia and a buried clit, as she again set about my cock. Now she was paying attention as she took it nice and steady while I tongued and fingered her fanny. Couldn’t help myself as I slipped the end of my finger up her arse and then rimmed her as she continued to suck my cock. Ha !! Ha !! She’s got a hairy arsehole. Harper’s fanny was clearly enjoying the attention as she was now starting to get nice and wet and her blow job more and more erratic.

Time to fuck, at my suggestion, as I applied the condom and asked her to mount me in cowgirl. Fuck me she’s enthusiastic as she bounced and ground on me like a woman possessed. TBH she was just a little bit too enthusiastic as I was finding it difficult to find a rhythm. Time to change the pace as I indicated for her to lean in, good girl as now she proper snogged my face off, while I jack hammered her from below. That’ll probably have something to do with the shuddering orgasm she then had before settling down and continuing to grind away at me.

Time for a change as I wanted to watch her arse as she rode me in reverse cowgirl. Fuck me silly her enthusiasm as she again bounced and ground away on me was just superb. Had to as I rubbed her arsehole with the tip of my thumb before slipping the end of it up her bum. Don’t think she liked that as she pushed my hand away.

My turn to drive as I asked her to assume the position for doggie as I was in the mood to cum now. Again her enthusiasm was spot on as we slammed and smashed into each other. FFS just at the moment that
I was about to cum we completely lost the rhythm and little Fishy had a hissy fit and shank back to his “normal” self.

Fucking an-ejaculation as I’d had a dry orgasm.

Nothing for it as the wine now got opened and we had a glass. Harper stood at the side of the bed and it became apparent to me that she’s not that tactile. I asked her about this and her kissing and she told me that she’s not the kissy cuddly type and that it’s not really her thing.

Time to get back to the action as I then stood behind her and started to kiss and nuzzle away at her neck and ears. I then caressed her tits and belly before working my way down to the honey pot and slipping a finger in deep. Fuck me she was soaking as she reached a hand behind her, having cleverly IMHO applied a bit of lube to her hand, so there we were with me giving her a fingering while she tossed me off.

Couldn’t help myself as I then pushed her on the bed on her belly and jumped on her. I was now in a position to sit on her upper thighs, so I applied a condom, and then took her in prone bone. Fuck me she just can’t help herself as even with my bulk on her legs she was still really enthusiastic as she was actually able to raise her arse up, she’s strong, and then she started fucking me even though she was flat on her belly on the bed. That’s a first for me. Well I was happy to play that game as I got between her legs and we repositioned for speed bump and then full on doggie as we proper slammed into each other.

The sap was now starting to rise so I let her know I was about to cum, CIM had been agreed, the FFS instead of clamping on she rolled onto her back and opened her mouth. I ripped the condom off as the sap was now well and truly on the rise. Well there was only one thing for it so I blew my full load of baby batter all over her face and into her mouth which she swallowed.

I’m not a fan of facials as I consider it to be a waste of good cum.

I then, as I just couldn’t help myself, scraped the cum off her face with a finger and flicked it into her open and now empty mouth. Harper then went to clean herself up and spit the rest of my baby batter down the toilet having passed me a couple of wipes.

Time check told me we were 90 minutes in.

My toy bag now came into play. Harper told me she’d never been tied up so I did exactly that. Must admit that I really enjoyed tying her up. I normally just immobilise a sub and have my way with them but in this circumstance it didn’t seem appropriate so instead I indulged in some decorative Shibari that Harper appeared to be impressed with. Well she did ask me if I’d take some pictures with her phone.
Back to the action as I told her to get on her knees, she was still tied up at this point, and suck my cock back into life. Only one way this was going as I applied a condom, took a firm hold of her hair, and fucked her hard and deep in standing doggie before pushing her onto the bed and continuing where we were before. Prone bone went to speed bump and doggie and then FFS condom wilt set in.

I then released her and went for a lick. Another deep fingering as she lay on her back and then I found it. FFS she was sponged up and that stopped me dead in tracks. Admittedly I hadn’t tasted anything out of the ordinary but FFS a sponge up her fanny wasn’t what I was expecting.

Harper told me she was due on and that the sponge was precautionary. NOT impressed as I like to know if a lass is due on before I start licking her not after.

Only one thing for it as I got back on the bed and asked Harper to suck my cock some more.

On with a final condom as I took her in doggie for the final round. Fuck me does this lass ever back off as again she fucked me as she slammed back into me and again got proper enthusiastic. It then dawned on me that other than when she was about to cum that Harper was completely silent and that no noise was coming out of her. Unfortunately for me there was no way I was going to cum again so I called cease with 10 minutes left to go.

We then shared a shower and I got dressed as Harper prepared for her next client and that was that. Well not quite as I sorted the payment and then I left after a final kiss and a hug.

I got back to my car 3 hours and 15 minutes after I walked through the flat door so time management was just about spot-on.

The money bit.

I paid Harper £370 for 3 hours of her life. It should have been £390 but I got a small discount by mentioning another place.

In conclusion.

For me this was a full on hard fuck with a sexually enthusiastic lass that was marred by her apparent shyness and somewhat subdued nature. What conversation there was IMHO awkward and subdued.

With hindsight 2 hours would have been a better bet as there was no way that a second cumming was happening in the hour that was left.

Last but not least.

I reckon this lass is quite a new to whoring and she’s still finding her feet. That sponge was very naughty and could have easily earned her a red card. I reckon that once she learns her craft, presuming she stays the course, that she’ll make a good whore.

The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is yes I would but it would be for no more than 90 minutes as I reckon that I couldn’t manage much longer of full on fucking without having a heart attack.

I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because I had a really good fuck with Harper doesn't mean the next punter will.

Oh and she also told me that in a former life she was Lexi at IK Services.




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Good to see you have broken your red card run. Reading the details I had to check back that you had marked this as a positive. Mind you, I do like a strong lass who can really go for it too  :thumbsup:

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Good to see you have broken your red card run. Reading the details I had to check back that you had marked this as a positive. Mind you, I do like a strong lass who can really go for it too  :thumbsup:

Yeah she can certainly go for it. Her "ability" to take and dish out a really hard fucking was up there with the best of them.

This could/should have been an 8/10 punt but the banter wasn't there which for me can make a significant difference to my enthusiasm for a return revisit. I'm still happy to give her a 7/10 for the action as she did fuck really well.

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Lateness, CIM fuck up, Pecking/LFK, airhead, zero eye contact, hairy arsehole, didn't click, no anal play despite saying mild is ok, surprise sponge up there.........

You sure that's Green and you're planning on returning MrFf???

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Lateness, CIM fuck up, Pecking/LFK, airhead, zero eye contact, hairy arsehole, didn't click, no anal play despite saying mild is ok, surprise sponge up there.........

You sure that's Green and you're planning on returning MrFf???

No I'm not. :unknown: :unknown:

BUT I left with a huge smile on my face that I hadn't had for quite a while.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

That alone gets her a green.  :hi: :hi:

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Great review as always Mr FF in your ever wondering search for a FAF size 8 Blonde stunner !!!
Banned reason: Blatant tout, posting multiple reviews and starting a thread to advertise his reviews.
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Sounds like my cup of tea Mr F. Good review

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Sounds like my cup of tea Mr F. Good review

She's defo alternative.  :hi: :hi:

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Lateness, CIM fuck up, Pecking/LFK, airhead, zero eye contact, hairy arsehole, didn't click, no anal play despite saying mild is ok, surprise sponge up there.........

You sure that's Green and you're planning on returning MrFf???
Fishy glad you broke the RED run, I’m still dubious about this being a resounding positive. As per Stickman comments which have to agree with, this would have been a GREY one for me.

Would not be happy with Playmates photos here either, I would not have expected a Alt lass, with lots of metalwork and tatts. I do however like tatts on a lass.

She gave you a good fucking, the appeal to me is definitely the doggie, and pronebone

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Fishy glad you broke the RED run, I’m still dubious about this being a resounding positive. As per Stickman comments which have to agree with, this would have been a GREY one for me.

Would not be happy with Playmates photos here either, I would not have expected a Alt lass, with lots of metalwork and tatts. I do however like tatts on a lass.

She gave you a good fucking, the appeal to me is definitely the doggie, and pronebone

It isn't a resounding green card. For the reasons stated it's borderline.  :hi: :hi:

She'd toned her look down and most of the metalwork was absent.


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Now then

Up in Leeds this Sunday before a work thing Monday. Not much availablity but can see this WG is on duty.

Any one seen this girl of late? Don’t mind the tattoos but massively keen on lots of metal, especially in the face

Thanks