Patricia - Bayswater Massage

[xeron]

100 notes 1 hour

Usual Inverness crew number 07932009815

'Patricia' is around 5'4" , redhead, quite pretty, lithe body and small boobs. She was very friendly on entry and i handed over the cash. She seemed very unsure of herself at first and I had to prompt her with the time, money and taking a shower

Face down. The worst massage ive had here, bar none. 20 minutes in she says I can turn over if i want so I do. Shes still fully clothed at this point.  She rubs her hands over me briefly,  then immediately tries to go for the finish. Its at this point I notice shes repeatedly checking her phone. Unsurprisingly the HR technique is bad

I'm torn between just ending it now or asking her to disrobe. I decide to politely do the latter. She seems apprehensive, particularly when she then asks about the panties and I say yes.

Long story short I give up with 20 minutes to go and get up for a shower. Trying to give her some pleasure to get her engaged had no effect. If anything she looked at her phone even more

Its rare I feel actively uncomfortable and down in mood after one of these but this is how I felt here, and I let the person handling the bookings know, she gave me a 20 quid discount on the next hour booking

Sounds like night and day from the previous review. Hell knows if its even the same person. Avoid.

[LLPunting]

You're having a rough time with this group.  Sorry buddy.

WD's review obviously set everyone's expectations high and judging by how busy she's been (booked out days in advance, I couldn't get to see her when I wanted) it seems she's had her fill of punters demanding a similar experience (not that you did).  That classic of a bunch of inept cunts spoiling the fun for the rest of us.

[Callisto]

That classic of a bunch of inept cunts spoiling the fun for the rest of us.

Or, to put it another way, this is the downside of the UKP set-up: a positive review can often lead to this sort of mass demand, to price rises and/or to unrealistic expectations (often due to YMMV factors) from subsequently-visiting OPs who naively expect exactly a replica experience.  It will always be thus.
 But the alternative - i.e. keeping everything to ourselves, and not sharing any intel - rather defeats the point of this site. 

The age-old UKP dilemma, in other words.

Has there ever been any call for UKP to become a paid-for members site, like FBSM is?  That might be a way to root out the naive OPs who quickly ruin every gem.  But I'm sure it has been proposed before.

[Wankingdead]

Or, to put it another way, this is the downside of the UKP set-up: a positive review can often lead to this sort of mass demand, to price rises and/or to unrealistic expectations (often due to YMMV factors) from subsequently-visiting OPs who naively expect exactly a replica experience.  It will always be thus.
 But the alternative - i.e. keeping everything to ourselves, and not sharing any intel - rather defeats the point of this site. 

The age-old UKP dilemma, in other words.

Has there ever been any call for UKP to become a paid-for members site, like FBSM is?  That might be a way to root out the naive OPs who quickly ruin every gem.  But I'm sure it has been proposed before.

The idea of paid site is not workable and will be a deal breaker.
The issue with WG being flooded with punters is not an issue for me, I am not seeing the girl on a long term basis and she is benefitting from the increase in demand, I get to make use of other punters experiences and so on win win thing.
Over expectations is the punter's problem but my advice is always to dress well shower fresh breath be polite and don't mention what you read on UKP, if you are not happy or feel that you are being rubbed, stop the session  and demand some of your money back, make the management aware and tell us aboit your experience.

[Callisto]

feel that you are being rubbed

Superb Freudian slip 

[Wankingdead]

Superb Freudian slip 

I am too focused on the rubbing and grinding obviously.

[Wankingdead]

In fact my few visits to patricia, I sensed slight deterioration in the level of enthusiasm,  too many punters asking for sex she told me, sh only want to do b2b.

[Callisto]

That's exactly the sort of thing I mean, really.  It's fair enough on behalf of the SP, and sorta inevitable. 

Because of instances like that, my inclination is always to never share when an SP goes (or seems to go) the extra mile for me - because I don't want her besieged / not doing so with me in future!  But then keeping secrets is hardly in the spirit of UKP... 

[Wankingdead]

It is a difficult situation On the one hand you want the level of service delivered to you to be maintained and on the other you don't want to keep secrets as the same can be done to you, I think the answer is for everyone to know SP is human and can not be expected to mechanically do the exact service everytime in fact that will be bad for punters.

[jimijimi]

She is young, immature and inexperienced with this job.
It means you can’t expect the same level of service from her.
Also what punters expect varies.
I thought her massage was crap so I turned after 5 mins
and began conversation and took her cloths off.
It worked and the rest of my time was like GFE without sex session.
She is cute and I’m not after massage after all.
So YMMV

[xeron]

As I've probably mentioned before, the first time I see a massage provider I like to let them run the session they way they want, it gives me a good idea of how engaged they are and how raunchy they are likely to be.

If I'd let this one run as intended she would have kept her clothes on the whole time and would have finished me after 30 minutes of a 1 hour visit. Thats unacceptable imo

I don't go in expecting the same services as I read in reviews, but anyone reading a very positive review shouldnt be pilloried for at least expecting a good time. And that is not what happened here by any stretch of the imagination.

As for extras if you do this enough it should be clear from how the session goes whether any of that is going to happen and in my experience it flows naturally so i barely ever have to ask.

In any case I will take the rough with the smooth. If a review leads to overdemand and jadedness then so be it. This site would die without our contributions and many discoveries simply would not happen. I'm fine with YMMV, I'm not ok with 'I'm jaded but I'm going to take your money anyway and give a bad experience'

[LLPunting]

As I've probably mentioned before, the first time I see a massage provider I like to let them run the session they way they want, it gives me a good idea of how engaged they are and how raunchy they are likely to be.

If I'd let this one run as intended she would have kept her clothes on the whole time and would have finished me after 30 minutes of a 1 hour visit. Thats unacceptable imo

I don't go in expecting the same services as I read in reviews, but anyone reading a very positive review shouldnt be pilloried for at least expecting a good time. And that is not what happened here by any stretch of the imagination.

As for extras if you do this enough it should be clear from how the session goes whether any of that is going to happen and in my experience it flows naturally so i barely ever have to ask.

In any case I will take the rough with the smooth. If a review leads to overdemand and jadedness then so be it. This site would die without our contributions and many discoveries simply would not happen. I'm fine with YMMV, I'm not ok with 'I'm jaded but I'm going to take your money anyway and give a bad experience'

+1

With the departure of Irina this crew are "sensual" massage, mutual touching (no penetration), HE only "guaranteed".  Anyone who can speak to Tara's services please do as she seems to be a popular veteran who doesn't get much review.

Everything else is at the gift of the girl, so definitely YMMV, whether she charges extras or not.

Management only hire massage girls not escorts/walk-up girls because they don't want the hassle of an FS operation.
Punters who cannot accept that gracefully need to sod off and find FS girls elsewhere, there are so many I don't know why they need to shit all over the operations that don't do FS.