Author Topic: Zeus Spa Slough  (Read 14020 times)

Offline likey

I've been wanting to try this place for a while now, I eventually plucked up the courage and decided to give it a go.

Time I went wasn't ideal, they open everyday at 1pm and I visited around 2pm, close is around 3am I think. I was told it's a bit hit and miss at the time of day I went, later on 5pm onwards it gets busier, which would add to the atmosphere.

They cater for males, females and couples - 25, 20 & 30 pounds respectively, this gives you entry for the whole day and use of the facilities. They are some other reviews on here which detail who runs it now and who use to run it. Parking is round the back, big council car park.

What I found -
First impression of outside is probably typical considering it's located on the main road, all blacked out. But once through the front door it transforms into a very clean, smart welcoming spa environment. All staff were friendly, 3 girls were working, they were chatty and joined me most of the time in the sauna or jacuzzi. Its a naturist environment, with a towel wrapped round when walking around, although I don't think you have to, just my choice.
The website is fairly accurate and the pics do not do it justice, it's far better in real life.
2 x jacuzzi, big 7 people type, sauna 12 person at a guess, steam room which is even bigger, separate male/female changing rooms, free lockers, separate male/female toilets and mixed showers, everything was clean, even the water in the hot tub was crystal clear. There are two chill out rooms with beds, rooms are lockable and there's a massage room, might of been two of those. I would imagine those two rooms see a fair bit of action!

The 3 girls that I saw working were 9/10. I like petite, young looking and size 6/8, two of the girls matched this, the other was sexier looking size 10 and had a filthy dirty sexy fuck me look about her...
The 3 girls no way pushed themselves on me for a massage, but I did question two of them and the cost is 25 30mins, 45 60 mins, HE is 20 extra, no other extras available, shame because one of the girls was 100% my ultimate body/boobs/bum etc. As I was on a recce only, and wanted more than just a massage/HE I declined the massage, shame I'm regretting that now as I'm still picturing those pert boobs.

I stayed 3 hours, met another guy there, it was only him and I, he then left I was looked after by 3 girls! When ever they joined me in the sauna, or hot tub, they were naked and teased how they would position themselves, which was fun and free.

Having not been to this sort of place before I was pleanantly surprised...Overall I'll be going back, at a busier time though, more people more fun, hopefully a couple or two will add to the fun as well. I'll report back what I find.

Any questions please ask away.





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What was the nationality of the girls?

Offline CheeseBoard

I drive past this place quite often, it's on a main road pretty much in the town centre.  One thing that puts me off going there since reading about it on here is the sheer footfall past the place, which makes a discreet entry and exit not possible.  I suppose folks know what goes on and ignore it, but probably doesn't make it easier to do.

Saying that, it's on the hotlist.
Thanks for the review, very informative  :thumbsup:

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This used to be called Divino spa and is now run by one of the girls that used to work there.

Just search for it And Zeus and you can see some reviews
« Last Edit: May 25, 2018, 09:11:06 pm by Fisherman »

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Thanks for the review.

So this is massage plus HE?  Is it a swinger place too ... is sex allowed if you go in as a couple?  Or in fact it is just for guys to get a massage, in spite of their web site?

Offline webpunter

Thanks OP - good reporting
I like the idea of being able to chill in a gaff for a couple of hours
Whats the score with carrying cash for drinks & the burds ?
When i was at Artemis & a couple of similar places there are flip flops & bath robes, the latter having a pocket or two
Always fancied getting a HJ in a turkish bath [by a burd not a bloke i would add] - is there one on the premises ?
Any intel much appreciated 

Offline ViperKai

Jesus, the photo of the girl at the top of the website home page.... looks like she’s dead!

Offline webpunter

KT has rocked up & she's hoping he won't pick her  :lol:

Jesus, the photo of the girl at the top of the website home page.... looks like she’s dead!

Offline Silver Birch

When i was at Artemis & a couple of similar places

The review has sparked my interest in this kind of thing  :drinks: Any links to similar places with a rather more discreet entry/exit would be appreciated.

Offline tottenham53

Went yesterday and walked around on the sly,where is the entrance?!

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Went yesterday and walked around on the sly,where is the entrance?!
This is it isn't it? There's the door.
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Offline likey

Went yesterday and walked around on the sly,where is the entrance?!
Yes that's the entrance...not sure how you missed it??

Offline deg_dilemma

Yes that's the entrance...not sure how you missed it??

So at night do the big black shutters open and naked dancing girls hang out behind the windows?

Offline muffdazzler

Unless you come from Slough why would anyone bother about the entrance & exit? Would be more concerned being seen in Slough!!  :yahoo:

Unless you go Friday and Saturday evening you will be lucky to see any couples and there will be a load more guys. The couples you would see you probably wouldn't want to anyway. Much better to frequent a proper swingers club if you want this but again it would be a ~Friday night for the action (unless you went to Chams in Darlaston). Saturday is couples only in the best clubs.

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Unless you come from Slough why would anyone bother about the entrance & exit? Would be more concerned being seen in Slough!!  :yahoo:
Smooth.  Why don't you review an escort before you post abuse?
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Unless you go Friday and Saturday evening you will be lucky to see any couples and there will be a load more guys. The couples you would see you probably wouldn't want to anyway. Much better to frequent a proper swingers club if you want this but again it would be a ~Friday night for the action (unless you went to Chams in Darlaston). Saturday is couples only in the best clubs.
Is this specific about this venue, or a general comment about swinger spas?  If you have been to this place, can you please share your actual experience, and mention on which ever day you visited? From your comment it seems you have been both on a friday/sat and also another day.  But your comment is too vague to be sure.

If you are posting general comments about other places, no need to clog up the replies to a review.

Offline webpunter

Gxxx makes a good point.  Slough is a shit-tip

Smooth.  Why don't you review an escort before you post abuse?

I'm gonna have to PM Admin & report Gxxx
Coz UKP'ers living in Slough, are facing abuse
We really can't let this happen
Heaven forbid
 :lol:

Edit:  pretend you live in Windsor  :lol:
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Offline muffdazzler

Wow SD if you think that is offensive......... I went when it was Il Divino or whatever it was was called. A very hot EE, blonde, slim, pert tits with half a nipple missing!! gave me a very satisfactory massage whilst another EE new lady sat topless in the sauna with me. I have been to most swingers clubs in the UK with and without a partner and was told by the two ladies mentioned what this place was like and was backed up by a couple I know.  Hardly worth reviewing as the place has a totally different name and probably staff now.

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Wow SD if you think that is offensive......... I went when it was Il Divino or whatever it was was called. A very hot EE, blonde, slim, pert tits with half a nipple missing!! gave me a very satisfactory massage whilst another EE new lady sat topless in the sauna with me. I have been to most swingers clubs in the UK with and without a partner and was told by the two ladies mentioned what this place was like and was backed up by a couple I know.  Hardly worth reviewing as the place has a totally different name and probably staff now.
Fine, you are making a joke.  Very creative put down. Whatever.

We appreciate the extra information.  It is possible/reasonable that your comments may be true about this place, but in fact you have not been to it recently and your comment is mostly hearsay.  Clear.  Not saying you are wrong, but UKP is about clarity of facts. Not helpful to post shit you know from three years ago that you heard from escorts.  Unless you say this.  Which is good now, thanks.

It seems you are a punter. Right? reviews welcome. Of a place you have been to more recently, clearly.

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When would be the best time to go to Zeus Spa to play with single females and couples?

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When would be the best time to go to Zeus Spa to play with single females and couples?

Great 1st post after 2 1/2 years. Can't wait for the next one  :bomb:

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Does anyone know when the new Kestrel Spa will be opening? It is supposed to be announced on AdFab Encounters but little mention ?

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Does anyone know when the new Kestrel Spa will be opening? It is supposed to be announced on AdFab Encounters but little mention ?

Another waste of space  :bomb: