My ongoing hunt for new size 6/8 (blonde) pussy to fuck led me to looking slightly further afield. I’d spotted Ryda’s profile on AWank as soon as it went up, on the 19th of April in Sheffield, and thought to myself “I’m so gonna fuck you” as I just can’t help myself when I see a body like that. Add to that the claim that she’s an “adult entertainer” and she’s an ebony lass and well what more do I have to “say” ??
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The short version.A highly disappointing session with an ebony princess that promised the earth and didn’t deliver.
The booking process.She shows her number on her profile so that made life easy.
A couple of texts then a phone call. Services discussed and agreed to, kissing with tongues, OWO, sex in the usual positions and a CIM finish. All-inclusive of the price. Happy days.
No fucking messing as I arranged to go see her for an hour with the option to go for longer if things went OK.
The waiting game.I had a couple of days to wind myself up over this one.
On the day I sent Ryda a text message to confirm and got a response akin to “who the fuck are you” which wasn’t what I wanted to see. Anyways she must have figured it out as she then responded with a postcode and street name and a request to ring her when I arrived.
The Venue.A sensible house in one of the outlying villages near to Worksop.
It’s a nice area so I was happy to leave my car in the local pub car park.
First I am going to describe her.My word this one’s FAF. Ryda is a 5’6” tall size 6/8 ebony beauty and doesn’t she fucking know it. She’s got really long dark brown/black hair that goes past her arsehole, well actually it’s more like shoulder length, that’s full of extensions. This one’s athletic in build with a tiny waist. I reckon her stats are 32-22-32 and that she weighs no more than 8 stone. Ryda’s tits are small and natural, I’d say they are the B cup, but only just. Fuck me what an arse she’s got, it’s peachy and definitely worthy of a good slapping. There’s no doubt in my mind that she’s a tidy package. I couldn’t see an ounce of spare fat on her and she had one of the flattest stomachs I’ve seen in ages. If she’s not a gym bunny then she’s one lucky girl as she’s well lithe and toned.
Facially I considered Ryda to be really attractive, in a Naomi Campbell sort of way, and I found her come fuck me dark brown puppy dog eyes to be really alluring. I thought that she’s a head turner and I proper fancied her.
Ryda is ink free, I couldn’t see no tattoos, and her ears are pierced.
I can’t say for sure it’s her in the AWank pictures as she doesn’t shown her face albeit the pictures I’ve seen are representative of the lass I met.
Age wise I reckon that the 21 stated isn’t far off and if it is then it’s only a couple of years.
IMHO she’s a solid 8/10 for both her face and her body.
I am though as ever conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Ryda to one FAF young woman that the next punter will agree with me.
The meeting.I arrived in the vicinity of the venue with 15 minutes to spare and let Ryda know I was there. A speedy response as I was asked to give her a “few minutes” while she got ready. Well a few minutes turned into 20 minutes and then she rang me with the house number.
I was off like Usain Bolt on his way to yet another gold medal I was that keen.
Fuck me getting through the gate was hard work.
I then knocked on the door and Ryda let me in. None of the usual hiding nonsense and my initial reaction was fuck me silly the Queen of Sheba has just opened the door. I mean wow this lass has one hell of a look to her. Tall, lithe and toned wearing chunky block heels and a bra and thong and that was it. Well my eyes were on stalks as I followed her up to the room. What a fucking arse !!!
I now complimented her on her look and went in for a kiss.
Ryda was having none of it as she wanted the money before she would allow any kissing or touching. So I handed over my lizzies and, while she went to stash it, I went for a shower.
This is where I fucked up as i'd usually re-affirm services face to face with the lass and this time for some reason unbeknownst to myself I didn't.
FFS no towel so I had to wait for her to come back up stairs to get me one. While I waited I could hear voices from downstairs, one of which was clearly male.
Ryda handed me a towel and I got dried. We then stood facing each other and started to feel each other up. Mini me clearly liked the attention as he wasn’t so mini any more. I then went in for a kiss and it was closed mouth on her part which wasn’t what I expected. I then went in again and this time I got a few “light kisses” and that was it. She really wasn’t happy when I tried to bring my tongue into play and pulled away telling me “I don’t do that even with my husband”. WTF as I’d made a point about
proper kissing during comms.
Ryda now squatted down in front of me, as I stood, and immediately went for a condom.
WTF as she’d told me on the phone that OWO wouldn’t be a problem if I was clean.
FFS not a good start at all. TBH I was seriously considering asking for my money back BUT I was conscious about the minder downstairs and of the opinion that there would be no chance of a refund if I did. So I challenged her about OW as I had literally just walked out the shower to be told “It’s at my discretion baby” and she “wanted to do it with a condom on”.
FFS so covered oral it was. Her technique was crap as she gave attention to the head only.
Normally I’d give a lass a lick to get her going but I couldn’t be arsed, as she didn’t IMHO deserve the attention, so instead I asked her to climb aboard and give me a fucking.
Well this was the highlight of the punt as she mounted me in reverse squat and fucked me good and proper. No sign of any lube no nothing albeit my cock did seem to go in really easily which made me think she’d pre-lubed herself as she did feel nice and wet.
OMFG this girl can twerk. Have to say she’s got the tightest fucking pussy I’ve been in for some time. I then went in with a cheeky thumb, she
did list anal play on her likes, which got me a bollocking regarding boundaries, what I can do and what I can’t, which really pissed mini me off as he had a hissy fit and went floppy.
I then asked her to suck me hard, which she refused as “the condom had been in her”, so I lay on the bed and asked her to bring mini me back to life. Ryda wasn’t interested as she made an excuse and went to the toilet. She returned with a cigarette, she didn’t ask if I minded she just told me she was having a ciggy, and then proceeded to smoke it having turned on some porn on the huge TV that was in the room.
FFS her phone rang while she was having her cig and she answered it without doing me the courtesy of asking if I minded.
The porn wasn’t bad actually as mini me liked it and rose back up to the occasion.
When she eventually finished on the phone, seemed like ages but was probably about 5 minutes, I asked about driving, missionary, to be told she liked to be in control other than doggie. Fair enough I thought to myself, you want to do the work then you can do the work, as it was time for another condom and on she got again in RCG. More of the same as she bounced, ground and twerked away. Have to say she really does have this sorted albeit it was now all seeming mechanical to me.
Time to enter the home straight as I was finally allowed to drive. Ryda assumed the position for doggie and I took her from behind. Then I got the smell and it’s a smell I associate with Rommies that don’t wash properly. No messing on my part as I just went for it and filled the condom buried balls deep inside her.
Ryda then passed me a couple of wipes as again she went for the cigarettes.
The punt now just got bizarre as she started going on about what a wonderful successful life she has. She then starts telling me her fella was actually a copper who knew exactly what she was doing. Whether this was just naive chit chat on her part, bravado or simply an attempt to get rid of me I can’t say but bearing in mind that there was some bloke downstairs I was now starting to get just a little bit uncomfortable.
Her phone then rang, which she answered, and her attention again went elsewhere.
I couldn’t be fucking arsed with a shower all I wanted to do was leave so I got dressed and did exactly that.
Ryda was still on her phone when I left her. No kiss, no hug, no goodbye, no fuck all the ignorant cunt.
I got back to my car exactly 75 minutes after I left it so taking account of the 5 minutes either way plus shower time then time management was the only thing that was spot-on about this punt.
The money bit.I paid Ryda £150 for an hour of her life.
In conclusion.This was a really disappointing punt with a lass that promised the earth and then didn't deliver.
To compound my pain if she had been honest about what she was willing to do in the room I’d never have booked her.
Last but not least.I toyed with going neutral on this one as the fucking really was rather good BUT I can’t get past her ignorance and the none delivery of other agreed services.
IMHO she was relying on her “exotic” nature and her good looks to carry her through the punt. Maybe this would have worked with a less experienced punter but for me it just compounded my disappointment.
IMHO this lass is a self centered ignorant ice maiden that really doesn’t have any interest in providing a good service. The way she talked about herself, her copper husband and her other interests was IMHO a load of bullshit to fill and waste time.
This lass, for me, was nothing more than a £60 for 30 mins pump and dump. She’s certainly not worth the £150 that she charged me.
The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is not a fucking chance.
