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I came across Kay over on UKE and liked her posting style, pretty direct and to the point with the odd bit of humour thrown in - the sort of thing that attracts me to a girl rather than those that waffle on about how amazing they are and so on (which switches me off). She's a mature BBW so not everyone's cup of tea and if you read through her website she'll make you aware that she is unshaven both in the fanny area and her armpits. Now I'd had a little bit of a kink about fucking a bird with hairy armpits for some time though they're quite rare so not easy to find. We'd had the odd exchange on UKE via PM about this and that and got chatting when she decided to move to the NW, asking my advice about different towns. In all honesty I wasn't much help as I haven't visited a lot of 'em for many years so she were on her own with it. Anyway, I'd decided I wanted to podge her and said to let me know once she was in and able to take an incall. Now Preston ain't the easiest place for me to get to so this would require one of my bigger windows which don't happen too often but eventually I spotted an opportunity. I put this to Kay, saying it was almost certainly a goer but just had to make sure of one little bit of uncertainty. She was fine with this and just said to let her know once I'd finalised my plans. One by one I managed to tick all the boxes on my safety list so we had the makings of a booking.
An exchange of likes/dislikes to make sure we were singing from the same hymn sheet and on the day an exchange of texts to confirm all was well for both of us. Then over to Kay's new podging palace, arriving a little ahead of time and getting parked up. She'd already said that if I was early it wouldn't be a problem, she'd be ready and waiting for me - indeed she was, which is always a good sign in my book. A quick call and within a minute or two I'm knocking on her door. Kay answers wearing a patterned dress and I get my hands on her - she's a whole lotta woman, that much I can say and straight away we're kissing and I'm having a cheeky grope of her arse. We break off and payment is made before I head off for a shower.
Showered and dried I head back to the bedroom where I find her now wearing a silky gown as requested - I wanted the 'Big Mama' matronly look and she certainly looks the part. I'm wrapped in a towel as we get stuck into each other but the towel doesn't last long as she soon has her hands on the little fella - who's looking skywards already. I have a feel of her tits and before long I'm undoing her robe to have a play with her tits and to get her nipples in my mouth - she's very responsive to this. Then I'm invited to lie back on the bed and she gets hold of my cock, kissing and nibbling the shaft before slurping it into her mouth. I lie back and enjoy her efforts as her head bobs up and down. Then shes licking my balls and sucking my sack into her mouth - she pauses to check she isn't being to firm with me but I'm fine and just tell her to 'Carry on doing what you're doing.....' which she does. Then up for some more cock-sucking before she joins me on the bed for more DFK before I get her wriggling about as I lick and suck her nips again.
I have a feel of her pussy which is nice and wet (and hairy!) and then decide a trip south to have a lap at her juices is the order of the day - all nice and fresh down there, then it's back up for another snog and she ain't shy about kissing me with her juices all over my face. On with the hat and we kick-off with CG and she tells me she hasn't had cock for some time due to her move up here. Well, she's gonna get some now and off we go, her fucking me and me fucking her from underneath. I'm playing with her tits and tweaking her nips for good measure. I pull her forward for some more DFK as we fuck as well. Moving on to doggy and I got the impression she's a bit keen on this. I move into position behind her, take aim and slide my cock home. I start slowly before building up a bit of speed and she's face down in the pillows, making all the right noises as well, which spurs me on to grip her hips and give her a drilling. But it's a warm day and I'm soon pouring sweat but I keep going for a while longer. Then on to mish and I slide in. Takes a bit of positioning to get cumfy but once I adjust myself I'm fine and start banging away. I vary my pace as I go,sometimes giving her a good pounding, and sometimes more slowly as well as taking time to just enjoy the feeling of fucking whilst enjoying more snogs.
We break off for a rest and a kiss and cuddle just to cool down a bit. There's no rushing either as when I'm ready to resume she asks if I want to finish off or whether I want another condom for more shagging. I'm pretty whacked by this stage so opt for a lubed HJ to finish me off. She takes her time with it as well, teasing me by going slowly, then speeding up as well as caressing my balls from time to time. But it ain't quite happening for me today so I take over and wank myself whilst enjoying another round of DFK - this does the trick and I can feel the tipping point coming. Before long I explode, splattering my belly with a surprisingly large load by my standards. As ever, I end up giggling during my post-cum calm down.
We lie there for a moment before Kay mops up with a warm flannel and then just have a chat about this and that. Then I head for the shower whilst she pops downstairs to put the kettle on - she claims to make a decent brew so I put her to the test. By the time I'm washed, dried and dressed there's a pot of tea waiting alongside a selection of biccy's - very civilised! We've chit-chatted on UKE over the last few months on a variety of topics (not punting related generally) so it was nice to have a face-to-face catch-up whilst scoffing biscuits and i can confirm that she does indeed make a decent brew. Before long I have to be on my way so after a last snog I'm on my way a happy chap.
Overall, a very enjoyable punt for me. Clearly Kay isn't for everyone - you've got to want to fuck a mature BBW to book her, but if that floats your boat, you could do a lot worse. She's dead straight forward to deal with, welcoming and a damn fine shag if you like to go at it hard, as I do. As she says on her profile, you'll not break her and I doubt I even came close. She certainly knows how to entertain a guy both in bed and not in bed. One point I would make is that if you're on the portly side full penetration may be an issue in mish as she does have a big belly - other positions you'll be fine with. Other than that, not too much to worry about. I enjoyed myself!
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – terraced house not far from the town centre, which is clean, tidy and well-kept so nothing to worry about. Care required with parking as there are a lot of daytime restrictions in Preston. Easy enough to find as satnav guided me in - I reckon I could have found it without though.
Comm’s – top drawer. All by UKE with texts on the day to confirm and on arrival. Postcode sent once the booking was made with house number on arrival. Easy peasy!
WG – she's a mature BBW and pics are accurate - WYSIWYG. Really friendly and welcoming and easy to get along with. For those who like an untrimmed bush, she sports one with no trimming at all, completely natural. Hairy armpits as well for those that are in to this kind of thing and it was on my bucket list! Top drawer on the hygiene front as well, a concern with larger girls for some I think.
Services – GFE, DFK, OWO, RO, Mish, CG & Doggy with a HJ finish. All delivered with plenty of enthusiasm and I think it's safe to say she certainly enjoys doggy. Couldn't quite get me over the line with the HJ so I finished myself whilst enjoying some DFK with her. No clock-watching either as we started early and enjoyed a brew afterwards to round things off. A point she makes on her website about certain positions being tricky if you're a larger guy would be valid - I'm relatively slim so had no issues.
Verdict – if you like 25 year-olds with a size 6 figure this isn't for you, fairly obviously. But if you fancy a ride on a mature BBW, I think you might enjoy her. She ain't going to swing from the chandeliers for obvious reasons. That said she delivers what she says she delivers and is a bit of a character as well, which made for a good fun booking. Recommended!
