If going to Dublin don’t bother with unique moments, they are totally by the book in there now, last time I was down got a half hearted b2b massage and nothing else even though I tipped. Before the new owners it was great in there, b2b on both sides, kissing, fingering sitting on face and a great HE, sadly no more.
Never tried UM, I'll be sticking to the few in Santry and the one in Swords behind AIB, and another gem beside the Board Gas theatre. all well worth the visit. As for Laura in Armagh I dont think there is anything on the menu that would suit me, but if she brushed my erection I would apologise and ask her is there any way of getting rid of it, if she hits you with a spoon on the tip you have your answer, the only way to find out is to ask, dont force it, my belief is if they do uncovered they are getting something from it or want something from you, even if the family are below having their dinner.