Snow whitest - Near Fareham

[BDiONU]

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Comms through AW and she replied to messages very quickly, bookings (have had 2) through the message.  On the day confirmed everything still on and she sent address and phone number.

Easy to find block of flats in Boarhunt with private parking, rang to say I was there and buzzed up to top floor.  Very nicely decorated flat, tasteful and clean (suspect the punting room is not the sleeping bedroom).  She met me at her door wearing a shift type dress, hold ups and nice undies, not too high heels.  Deffo the girl in the pics, silver grey hair first time, cut quite short, pink the next time. Pink?   2 colourful small tatts.   Kiss and cuddle on meeting, offered a drink then through to bedroom, sat on the bed and chatted for a bit, sorted the paperwork.  Undressed down to undies, lots of FK and DFK with plenty of touching.  Perhaps a very faint taste of cigarettes, it was hard to tell but not bothered in any case.   Lovely natural, firm, pert boobies, very erectile, lovely arse :-)
Excellent BJ skills, I really enjoyed that.   Indulged in DATY but she wouldn't allow me to make her cum.  I'm very vanilla so some mish and doggie, finished with combo BJ and hand.  Ran over 10 mins on 30 min meet.  Never used shower so cannot comment.

Nearly forgot the almost obligatory, treat her well guys.

[Derrick101]

Thanks for the review. She's taken a bit of a pasting on another thread, so this clears up a few things.
A couple of points. We're these both half or full hour meets?
Did she ask you if you were a fan of big brother

[BDiONU]

Thanks for the review. She's taken a bit of a pasting on another thread, so this clears up a few things.
A couple of points. We're these both half or full hour meets?
Did she ask you if you were a fan of big brother

First an hour, second a half.  I enjoyed both but second was constrained by my availability.  I will go again :-)    Strangely the idiot lantern was not very high on the agenda for discussion ;-)

[DrConners]

Thanks for taking the time to write this review BDiONU, but I have to say mate, it does rather read like your deliberately posting it as a rebuttal to the thread Derrick mentioned :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=191568.0

Deffo the girl in the pics, silver grey hair first time, cut quite short, pink the next time. Pink?

So an old lady with grey hair first time you met, second time she had dyed it, so dyed grey hair to pink ? Sounds ludicrous.

Perhaps a very faint taste of cigarettes, it was hard to tell but not bothered in any case.

I'm glad you weren't bothered, but still a smoker - and before a meet! Obviously Doesn't give a shit about how her smokers breath might be offensive to a punter 

Lovely natural, firm, pert boobies, very erectile, lovely arse :-)

She's asked you to write this fluffy shit surely ? I mean it wasn't my punt (I wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole attached to a barge-pole) but she's stated her age on AW as (snigger) 37 - so add 15 to 20 to that. Are you absolutely sure about those "pert boobies" & "lovely arse" 

Glad you had a good time & returned, it all reads like fluffy crap to me - but your money your choice 

Nearly forgot the almost obligatory, treat her well guys.

Your lamented attempt at sarcasm didn't make me chuckle (well only in a sarcastic way) 

[BDiONU]

Thanks for taking the time to write this review BDiONU, but I have to say mate, it does rather read like your deliberately posting it as a rebuttal to the thread Derrick mentioned :

I posted in response to being asked to review.

So an old lady with grey hair first time you met, second time she had dyed it, so dyed grey hair to pink ? Sounds ludicrous.

As I said, I thought quite plainly, she had dyed silver grey hair first time, dyed pink hair second time.

I'm glad you weren't bothered, but still a smoker - and before a meet! Obviously Doesn't give a shit about how her smokers breath might be offensive to a punter 

As I once again thought I clearly stated  I thought I detected a very faint hint of smoking.  Could easily have been from day before if she was a smoker, I don't know just giving my personal impression.

She's asked you to write this fluffy shit surely ? I mean it wasn't my punt (I wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole attached to a barge-pole) but she's stated her age on AW as (snigger) 37 - so add 15 to 20 to that. Are you absolutely sure about those "pert boobies" & "lovely arse" 

Wowsers!   Not older than 40 for certain.  Not your punt so why are you getting so worked up?  Take a chill pill mate and calm the f down :-)

[DrConners]

As I said, I thought quite plainly, she had dyed silver grey hair first time, dyed pink hair second time.

And I repeat myself - that sounds ludicrous 

Not older than 40 for certain.  Not your punt so why are you getting so worked up?  Take a chill pill mate and calm the f down :-)

If you say so  - I think your the one getting all worked up mate.

Thanks for the advice, I don't need to take pharmaceutical drugs in order to maintain an honest & believable outlook on life. You obviously do & I'd say your meds are off. One of the side effects appears to be blurred vision. 

Your punt, your review, your rating.

[Zimbaman]

Your punt, your review, your rating.

With maybe a little input from the last in question 

[BDiONU]

Thanks for the advice, I don't need to take pharmaceutical drugs in order to maintain an honest & believable outlook on life. You obviously do & I'd say your meds are off. One of the side effects appears to be blurred vision. 

Hhhhmmm not sure why the aggression or ad hominum attacks, internet hardman syndrome perhaps?

[DrConners]

Hhhhmmm not sure why the aggression or ad hominum attacks

Hardly, just calling you out on your fluffy review of this old gal - pal

internet hardman syndrome perhaps?

Lol, that old cliché - I'll think you'll find that's your guilty conscience talking BDiONU 

Your review, your rating 

[BDiONU]

Your review, your rating

Exactly!  So why raise your blood pressure and post so aggressively (looking at your other posts this is your style), just suck it up buttercup   


Awaits post because this guy has to have the last word LOL!

[MrFritz]

Any Tom who suggests googling George Orwell as I "might learn something" can go and fuck herself. No need for me to be involved.

[timsussex]

Any Tom who suggests googling George Orwell as I "might learn something" can go and fuck herself. No need for me to be involved.

 

perhaps BDiONU should change his name to Eric Blair

[DrConners]

Exactly!  So why raise your blood pressure and post so aggressively (looking at your other posts this is your style), just suck it up buttercup   

I have to hand it to you BD, your pretty good at playing the victim card - Calling you out on your review is one thing - calling you a cunt is quite another. One I'm guilty of - the other I'm not. I try to post honestly & I think you've deliberately posted this review, as I said above, as a white knight response to the other thread.

Cheers for taking the time to troll through my posts in order to ........ what ? Build a psychological profile ? That's the behaviour of a sociopath mate.

Personally I think your only digging yourself a bigger hole to climb out of here - Basically is it worth having your credibility on UKP put in doubt because your judgement in this instance is askew ? Personally I'll be skeptical about any further information your provide about any WG based upon your responses here - Not that I'm any different from any other UKP member, just a contributor, like you.

Bottom line is you've seen her a couple of times & enjoyed her company - Regardless of her vintage 

Awaits post because this guy has to have the last word LOL!

Lol right back at you - It's a discussion, the discussion ends when one or other parties are satisfied with the outcome/conclusion.

I'm happy to leave it here - You whiney bitch