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Comms were protracted, a photo requested before a booking was accepted and no address information given until the day.

No difficulties finding the property and plenty of parking available including directly outside and opposite.

House? Similar can be seen on , "Call the Cleaners". To walk or not to walk?

Upstairs a dedicated massage room, fit for purpose but it was difficult to forget what I'd seen elsewhere.

As advert, mature but young at heart.

£100 for naked B2B.

It wasn't naked but a "crotchless body" did allow access to all areas, as did she.

No B2B and the hour only lasted 45 minutes.

Some positives, several negatives.

Might suit some but I doubt if I'll return.

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how "mature"?


I would guess early 50's.

I believe she has 3-4 children between about 16 - 30.

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seriously stretching your memory here OP but can you remember what she was like physically? Her advert seems to be back again.
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seriously stretching your memory here OP but can you remember what she was like physically? Her advert seems to be back again.


She is tall, black and mid fifties.

If you're a tennis fan then imagine "Serena chunky" rather then "Venus slender"


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She is tall, black and mid fifties.

If you're a tennis fan then imagine "Serena chunky" rather then "Venus slender"

thanks OP - Sounds passable body type then. Not out of shape/overweight? BTW...were you offered a full service? Other than the state of the place...what were the negatives?  and positives?
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She is a bbw. Not sure about FS but oral offered.

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Shes a big lady. Massive tits. Lets you touch and play as much as you want.

She does offer full service i think its around £100 for half an hour with massage or atleast it was when i went

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Shes a big lady. Massive tits. Lets you touch and play as much as you want.

She does offer full service i think its around £100 for half an hour with massage or atleast it was when i went

Thanks, how big is big? Are we talking thick or obese?  Care to offer a looks like example?
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Thanks, how big is big? Are we talking thick or obese?  Care to offer a looks like example?


How many more times do you need to be told?

I've told you, allross has told you and now jamesbro has told you?

She's a big, black BBW lady ... similar in size to Serena ... but 15 years older.

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How many more times do you need to be told?

I've told you, allross has told you and now jamesbro has told you?

She's a big, black BBW lady ... similar in size to Serena ... but 15 years older.

Hey, what's with the aggression?  Am I allowed to ask another person on here on their own impression of the girl?  I don't see why you should have an issue with me asking different people their opinions...isn't that the nature of the site???
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Hey, what's with the aggression?  Am I allowed to ask another person on here on their own impression of the girl?  I don't see why you should have an issue with me asking different people their opinions...isn't that the nature of the site???

It was a question ... "How many times do you need to be told?"

It was clarification of the number of times you've had a description .... 3

It was confirmation of that description ... "She's a big, black BBW lady ... similar in size to Serena ... but 15 years older"

If that doesn't satisfy you then do the sensible thing ... ask her for a pic ... exchanging photos used to be a condition of seeing her.


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It was a question ... "How many times do you need to be told?"

It was clarification of the number of times you've had a description .... 3

It was confirmation of that description ... "She's a big, black BBW lady ... similar in size to Serena ... but 15 years older"

If that doesn't satisfy you then do the sensible thing ... ask her for a pic ... exchanging photos used to be a condition of seeing her.

Yes I asked 3 different people their opinion of the girl they've seen...What's your point? Why does that bother you exactly?  I'm sure you don't tell everyone here to ask a girl for a picture?  And why are you telling me to do the sensible thing?   Had it not occurred to you that I might not want to exchange pictures with someone I have not met in the context of paying for sex, that does not seem very sensible to me.  As far as I know, it's perfectly ok on this forum to discuss the physical looks of a girl and you will know very well that people's impressions vary enormously, that is why we have this website, and that is the sensible thing to do.
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You claim .... "It's as easy as 1-2-3"  :lol: ... and yet you seem incapable of making a decision :unknown:

Yes, "people's impressions vary enormously" which is why I suggested you ask for a pic ... I doubt that she'd refuse as "exchanging pics USED to be a condition of seeing her".

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You claim .... "It's as easy as 1-2-3"  :lol: ... and yet you seem incapable of making a decision :unknown:

Yes, "people's impressions vary enormously" which is why I suggested you ask for a pic ... I doubt that she'd refuse as "exchanging pics USED to be a condition of seeing her".

what's your problem here? If you have a particular issue with me asking fairly standard questions about the look of a WG then I'd say you're just looking for a row. Certainly comes across that way. If you have an issue then please explain why its such a problem to you personally, if not...then I don't know why you're banging on about this or trying to act smart.

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"She is tall, black and mid fifties.

If you're a tennis fan then imagine "Serena chunky" rather then "Venus slender"


"She is a bbw"


"Shes a big lady. Massive tits"


"She's a big, black BBW lady ... similar in size to Serena ... but 15 years older"


 :hi:

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Right..... well this seems to have got over the top quickly, we are talking about a massage with extras.

Anyway thought id add a final note:
shes a great girl with a brilliant massage but doez have a fishy fanny....

Perhaps that will help your very long decision.  :unknown: