Author Topic: helen-andre from Royal Oak - Far from 10/10  (Read 1532 times)

roboteye

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Saw this 'so called 10/10 model' last night.
Flat is very close to West London Buddhist Centre, room in a mess, underwear and clothes piled on the sofa. More clothes hang on a steel bar high on the wall, for drying?
Many pots of wax (used in food warmer) lit up on table and trolley, she didn't want to switch the light on when asked, so the room is a bit dark.
Even then, I can tell she is at least in her late twenties. She looks like a drug addict with little flesh on her face.
I would be generous if I give her 6/10 in look and 6/10 body, she is 5'5" and very skinny.
Can't comprehend how previous reviewer can award her a 10/10 model-like. If she is, then I am Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth put together.

Agreed on phone booking at 9pm. When I arrived, received text she was having meal and couldn't see me till 10.
Surely, she double booked so I went for a drink and waited.
Knowing she has kept me waiting, she charged me £50 for half hour instead of the advertised £60.
Her English is very limited, told me father from Romania, mother from Spain.
Received owo, told no cim. I lost all interest in sex so just wanked and came on her thigh.
In fact, I didn't even want to kiss her tit and pussy which usually is a must for me.
After I came, she simply passed me wet wipes box, didn't want to wipe me when I asked. No shower ever offered.
She then switch the light on. There may be something about her body that she didn't want me to see.
I didn't give her any more glance though. At that moment, I felt like a complete fool paying £50 for this shit.

During my less than 20 min stay, her phone rung 4 times, she told me she had been busy.
Many punters must have been spurred on after seeing her 10/10 review here. In fact, I was one of them.

My advice is: DON'T BOTHER, SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR A 10/10 MODEL

I should have walked out in the first place but I was horny and had been waiting for one hour.
Do not think this being my first review so it may be fake as my judgement doesn't match what the other prolific reviewer posted.
I just want to save other punters money as I considered I have wasted £50.
However, I challenge you go there and see for yourself she is worth 6/10 or 10/10.
Bear this in mind: A 10/10 beauty will not charge you only £100/hr.

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How was her voice.... low-toned? Deep, even?
Asking because her face is very masculine  :(

Sorry it was so disappointing

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How was her voice.... low-toned? Deep, even?
Asking because her face is very masculine  :(

Sorry it was so disappointing

I thought the same about her and her photoshopped pics...

But, each mans 10/10 is another mans 5/10!

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she does not look masculine to me especially the verification pic.

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she does not look masculine to me especially the verification pic.

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Not manly and certainly not of model looks either.  Looks very skinny based on face and neck, not exactly drug chic but not far off.  Video reveals a slender tum and defined, small bum.  All told a petite figure.

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How was her voice.... low-toned? Deep, even?
Asking because her face is very masculine  :(

Sorry it was so disappointing

Nothing unusual with her voice during face to face comms, however, her voice is rather soft while on phone.
I don't find her face masculine. Believe me, she is no oil painting, looks nowhere near as glamorous as in the listing photos.

If I have seen her verification photo beforehand, I won't punt her even if she pays me £300.

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she does not look masculine to me especially the verification pic.

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Fucken ugly..
Jeremy kyle show standard..
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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I'm always surprised that WGs upload such unflattering verification photos :unknown: ... even without make-up and hairstyling, I'm sure you could still make yourself look good.

Anyway, thanks for the warning, OP :hi: ... I still have helen-andre on my HL after the TOFTT from trusty FBM. I'm happy to risk £40 in this one, in the hope that YMMV with any WG.

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Fucken ugly..
Jeremy kyle show standard..

Says the Monkey from Hounslow, selling potatoes as Mangos.

Your favourite dish: Aloo-Gobshite.

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she does not look masculine to me especially the verification pic.

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Maybe she once had a cock  :sarcastic:

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Saw this 'so called 10/10 model' last night.
Flat is very close to West London Buddhist Centre, room in a mess, underwear and clothes piled on the sofa. More clothes hang on a steel bar high on the wall, for drying?
Many pots of wax (used in food warmer) lit up on table and trolley, she didn't want to switch the light on when asked, so the room is a bit dark.
Even then, I can tell she is at least in her late twenties. She looks like a drug addict with little flesh on her face.
I would be generous if I give her 6/10 in look and 6/10 body, she is 5'5" and very skinny.
Can't comprehend how previous reviewer can award her a 10/10 model-like. If she is, then I am Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth put together.

Agreed on phone booking at 9pm. When I arrived, received text she was having meal and couldn't see me till 10.
Surely, she double booked so I went for a drink and waited.
Knowing she has kept me waiting, she charged me £50 for half hour instead of the advertised £60.
Her English is very limited, told me father from Romania, mother from Spain.
Received owo, told no cim. I lost all interest in sex so just wanked and came on her thigh.
In fact, I didn't even want to kiss her tit and pussy which usually is a must for me.
After I came, she simply passed me wet wipes box, didn't want to wipe me when I asked. No shower ever offered.
She then switch the light on. There may be something about her body that she didn't want me to see.
I didn't give her any more glance though. At that moment, I felt like a complete fool paying £50 for this shit.

During my less than 20 min stay, her phone rung 4 times, she told me she had been busy.
Many punters must have been spurred on after seeing her 10/10 review here. In fact, I was one of them.

My advice is: DON'T BOTHER, SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR A 10/10 MODEL

I should have walked out in the first place but I was horny and had been waiting for one hour.
Do not think this being my first review so it may be fake as my judgement doesn't match what the other prolific reviewer posted.
I just want to save other punters money as I considered I have wasted £50.
However, I challenge you go there and see for yourself she is worth 6/10 or 10/10.
Bear this in mind: A 10/10 beauty will not charge you only £100/hr.

if they work in a brothel or agency they might

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she does not look masculine to me especially the verification pic.

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agreed, not my cup of tea but even in those pictures she doesn't look horrendous like OP is saying. I can imagine she looks pretty decent after having make up done etc

to be honest...this review seems more concerned about the other review then providing an impartial assessment of the encounter

someone attracted to that sort needs to go have a look see

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Maybe she once had a cock  :sarcastic:

Quite possible, i have lifted shadows from her face for a better view:


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Maybe it did have a cock before, it's fucking ugly.

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agreed, not my cup of tea but even in those pictures she doesn't look horrendous like OP is saying. I can imagine she looks pretty decent after having make up done etc

to be honest...this review seems more concerned about the other review then providing an impartial assessment of the encounter

someone attracted to that sort needs to go have a look see

It was her video which attracted me. The pics are not great. Looks 30s in them to me.

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Hope OP will post more reviews of other SPs he has seen. He has been a member since April, and having taken he ought to give back too.

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Do not blame other reviewers for misleading you about a punt due to their previous positive feedback about the girl. It is best practice not to refer to previous reviews at all. If you have reason to believe that the feedback they had given was fake, this is best discussed on their review. Have the following analogy in mind: Visiting an escort is like being a tourist visiting a certain place - a review is like taking one picture of the location. The usefulness of that picture (to others who consider visiting the same place) depends on the quality of the picture but, it is still one picture taken at a particular date and time. If something changes, it is not the fault of the previous reviewers. Many escorts have both positive and negative reviews - it does not mean one is right and one is wrong. If you are seeking guarantees in punting, then punting is not for you.

I should say I do not entirely agree with this advice.   My point is I think this review strikes an unfortunate tone of a rebuttal of a previous review, rather than a independent reflection on his own meeting.  Roboteye, if you did not like her looks then, very simply, you should have walked.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2018, 06:31:29 pm by mrhappypants »

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Rereading OPs review makes me wonder about whether it was targeted or not. Something's just don't add up to me...She offered me a shower 2 times - one at the start, then one before round 2. Yet with OP she did not bother?

When I entered her room she turned on the lights without me asking. But she kept them off for OP?

Perhaps that is the difference between a 20 min punt and a 60...Or, there's some fiction going on here...

Perhaps it don't matter.

As I have likely said before - my credibility is irrelevant to me. I share because I have received good intel.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2018, 06:40:32 pm by FlyingBreadMan »

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Rereading OPs review makes me wonder about whether it was targeted or not. Something's just don't add up to me...She offered me a shower 2 times - one at the start, then one before round 2. Yet with OP she did not bother?

When I entered her room she turned on the lights without me asking. But she kept them off for OP?

Perhaps that is the difference between a 20 min punt and a 100...Or, there's some fiction going on here...

Perhaps it don't matter.

As I have likely said before - my credibility is irrelevant to me. I share because I have received good intel.

OP has robotic eyes, you can't beat him.  :sarcastic:

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OP has robotic eyes, you can't beat him.  :sarcastic:

Ever seen Terminator?

Good ending.

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Ever seen Terminator?

Good ending.

Well just on time.  :thumbsup:

Roboteye might be back on terminator 3,4... :sarcastic:

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Punted this bird a while ago great owo and dfk