External Link/Members OnlyDunno what I was thinking with this, not into fatties usually but this is PUNTING so went with a bit of a change. Bad idea. Wanted someone with big tits and the previous review was good. Alas.
Logistics:Rang her, she sounded friendly so time booked. She texts me the postcode. Then I text her saying if she kisses, she said yes. Once I arrive, she texts you the name of the apartment block and then her flat number.
Location:Nice block of apartments in Farnborough. Parking is shit cos it's on a busy main road and you aren't allowed to park in her block but I decided to chance it cos there's literally no where else to park! 100 quid fine I hope isn't incoming lol.
Looks: Facially she's attractive for me, but she's tall and big, size 18 i'd say...but tbf she has bbw in her name. Polish with saggy tits and late 20s/early 30s. Pics aren't accurate she's bigger, but facially about the same minus the photoshop.
Services used: £70 for 30 minutes. OW, HJ, Cowgirl (she's since put her price down to £60 for 30 minutes)
So I walk in and she's friendly and smiley and she offers me a shower and a drink, I decline both. Nice enough. She goes to stash the money. We chatted for a bit.
So on the bed, plays with my cock a bit and gets me hard then on with the condom and OW, boring tbh. Some working of the balls and not much effort used tbh.
During this whole time she's not gotten naked and not gotten out of her lingerie, then I ask her to get her tits out and she did. Saggy things and not at all attractive and I lick and suck them for a bit.
Ask if she kisses, she goes no didn't you read my profile? Even though she text me that she did when I asked her. Can't be fucked to argue seeing as the punt is going shit anyway.
More OW, and then cowgirl. Then try doggy but I've gone limp, so it ends with a HJ with a condom on and i cum. Whilst I was playing with her arse if I recall. DEPRESSING.
Talked a bit at the end and she is engaging, then I left.
Shit punt, not cos she's fat cos her profile says bbw so fair enough and she is chatty but she lied about kissing when I texted her and she doesn't put effort in when it comes down to it.
Zero foreplay, just sits there with her lingerie on and playing with your dick and then OW and not much enthusiasm.
If she went through with the kissing and showed enthusiasm it would go a long way.
AVOID.
