Author Topic: Picolina - NW9 Colindale - A Teeny Tiny Little Lady  (Read 3523 times)

Phaedrus

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Felt like seeing a cute Roma SP. This one fit my needs. Upon entry I was surprised to find that she’s a very pretty midget. I said “you are small” and she did a little twirl and said “You like?” I decided that I did. Not something that I actively look for although I know some on UKP do. One added to the bucket list.

Face: 8/10 - Symmetrical. Surprisingly very pretty.
Body  6/10 - Tiny
Service - 4/10 - Asked me for £100 p.hour up front but profile said £80. Showed her the profile and she looked surprised to see her profile for the first time. Accepted £80 after chat with maid. Closed lip Kissing, frequent use of wet wipes during foreplay stage. No OWO, despite profile saying so ”ees estraaa baby” she said all is available for extra except BB. Didn’t asked about anal. Pussy grip factor 5/10 ok neither tight nor loose - small and showed signs of pain. Did Mish, CG and DG kept using spit as lube between positions. At 30 mins asking ”finish baby”, did some CG bouncing up and down, no grind. To her credit she continued despite some pain and her tiredness and clearly wasn’t enjoying. At 45mins, took pity on her and asked her to finish me by hand, ruined orgasm when hand was pulled away as soon as I came  :mad:
Attitude; Average 5/10 attitude went downhill as punt continued. However punt was late and showed signs of tiredness.
RO: Accepted. Hygiene seemed ok.
Languages: Romanian, Spanish, English Basic. Punt was in Spanish. She initially pretended to be Bulgarian.
Venue: New build flats, luxury.
Condoms: Thin durex provided  :thumbsup:
Recommend: Yes for midget lovers and bucket list hunters. IMO suits 30 min booking.
Return: No. Would have if service was better.

Comms: Maid answers phone as if the SP and texted address.
Shower: Refused at end of punt. Dick washed in sink.  :thumbsdown:

I should be giving this a negative but have raised her up to a neutral for the novelty factor, benefit of the doubt that, it was late, she was tired and in pain probably from too much sex and the fact that she has a pretty face.




« Last Edit: May 14, 2018, 12:50:30 am by Phaedrus »


Offline arrow0404

Tempted but your review is putting me off slightly. £80 p/h maybe worth a plan B.

Also OP/ sinz her profile pic is up can you upload..

Phaedrus

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@Greekboy, worth a punt, she might be better if not punted late.

She’s facially better looking than in this photo.

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Cheers, Phaedrus, for the TOFTT on this "Teeny Tiny Little Lady" :thumbsup:

The Negatives are clear to read in your review, but I understand the attraction ...

... a very pretty midget ...

... for midget lovers and bucket list hunters ...

... novelty factor ...

... and as I plan to try everything and anything once, I'm in!

:drinks:




Phaedrus

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Is there parking nearby?

Yes, its on a new build complex. Lots of parking and discreet.

Phaedrus

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Cheers, Phaedrus, for the TOFTT on this "Teeny Tiny Little Lady" :thumbsup:

The Negatives are clear to read in your review, but I understand the attraction ...

... and as I plan to try everything and anything once, I'm in!

:drinks:

Nice Tantraman, I hope that you enjoy, I’d recommend not going late at night like I to get the most out of her.

IMO she’s like Anni doll, who I have never seen, but judging from the photos, younger and prettier.

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Offline Cumberland

Tempted but your review is putting me off slightly. £80 p/h maybe worth a plan B.
Any comment on her actual height? Assuming well under 5ft tall but couldn’t see that critical statistic anywhere in the thread or on her page. Thanks OP if you can estimate.

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Offline Cumberland

She’s about 4’2”
Wow...quite a good figure for that height. I love tiny.
But sadly, I see she’s showing South Coast location now.
Maybe I need to take a big risk with Anni Doll - at a towering 4’7’’ so less tiny but better proportions if the photos are to be believed.

Phaedrus

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Judging from Anni dolls photos, IMO Picolina is better proportioned.

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moved to Pourtsmouth (her spelling) Southampton Chichester Winchester

Phaedrus

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She’s now back in London. Price is now officially £100 p.h.

Roll-up! Roll-up! Only £60 for half an hour with London’s best midget!  :D :lol: