Author Topic: HotEmi - Battersea ~ Hot Oil Massage.  (Read 3294 times)


6 review(s) for HotEmi (3 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline SantanaCarlos

Found myself in Battersea in the wee hours of the morning after a few pints with mates - Responded instantly so decided to go ahead as I wasn't sure others would have replied considering the time.

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Location: Stone throw from Battersea dogs home. Main road adjacent to a practitioners studio.

Price: £40/30 mins

Appearance: Tall Polish bird, jet black hair, extra pounds, Large arse & melons. Wore a tight-fitting pink dress/shirt. 

Service: Massage + hand relief

Action: Freshened up in the shower - asked me to lay down on my front and proceeded to pour hot oil on my back.

Full massage of the back of my legs, back and ass. A brief pause before she hopped on my back with her full body. She's a big unit so pressure applied felt really good. Few mins of this until I flipped over - more hot oil applied for another slip and slide session on my front. Raging hard on at this point as she slid her hands around my erogenous zones.

A brief chat about mundane things - Funny comments about her workday. Wasn't talkative throughout the session. Told me to relax and perched herself between my legs and proceeded to milk my striker + brief tit wank. Thereafter Milked me to completion over her boobs - very satisfying.

Works with another SP as she walked into the bathroom disrobed whilst I was showering. Nice girl, speaks good English. Short + better compact body. Can't find her AW account.

Overall: Massage service was similar to the Nuru massages (without the gel) scenes in porn albeit on a bed throughout. Never had a massage before so don't have a reference point, however, the pressure applied was good + demeanor throughout was solid. +ve. 

Would recommend for massage lovers + for the price can't really complain.

Offline webpunter

You had a result at that time of day
Most massage type burds clock off much earlier than that
They leave the romas who work all hours to cater for pissed up blokes
Nice boat race & after beers then who's to be picky.  And profile does say 14 so i presume accurate
Plus she did what it says on the tin
Then off you go home & have a restful nights sleep with the tanks empty  :drinks:

The only place open at that time of day around there that i know is the chinky gaff by Clapham Junction train station
Turn left, over the big cross roads, up the hill past Asda then turn left before the estate agents on the corner
Round the back & 2nd or 3rd place down the back alley with big security gates
Highly variable in terms of how good looking they are.  However they do try hard & i've never failed to shoot  :yahoo: [although touch & go a couple of times  :lol: ]


Offline SantanaCarlos

You had a result at that time of day
Most massage type burds clock off much earlier than that
They leave the romas who work all hours to cater for pissed up blokes
Nice boat race & after beers then who's to be picky.  And profile does say 14 so i presume accurate
Plus she did what it says on the tin
Then off you go home & have a restful nights sleep with the tanks empty
  :drinks:

The only place open at that time of day around there that i know is the chinky gaff by Clapham Junction train station
Turn left, over the big cross roads, up the hill past Asda then turn left before the estate agents on the corner
Round the back & 2nd or 3rd place down the back alley with big security gates
Highly variable in terms of how good looking they are.  However, they do try hard & I've never failed to shoot  :yahoo: [although touch & go a couple of times  :lol: ]

Quite the result indeed webpunter - Suprised she responded & was active in the session.

As long as an SP does what her profile alludes to & the orgasm is satisfying - I'm a happy punter. Good service.

Thanks for the description of the 'Chinky' rub & tug gaff -  have been wanting to tick off a Chinese massage shop off the list so will give it a butchers when next down there.   :lol: :lol: :lol: I know the feeling!


Offline Sinz

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Thanks for the added photos, Sinz!

Cheers  :hi:

Thanks for sharing your experience

Offline scarebear

Found myself in Battersea in the wee hours of the morning after a few pints with mates - Responded instantly so decided to go ahead as I wasn't sure others would have replied considering the time.

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Location: Stone throw from Battersea dogs home. Main road adjacent to a practitioners studio.

Price: £40/30 mins

Appearance: Tall Polish bird, jet black hair, extra pounds, Large arse & melons. Wore a tight-fitting pink dress/shirt. 

Service: Massage + hand relief

Action: Freshened up in the shower - asked me to lay down on my front and proceeded to pour hot oil on my back.

Full massage of the back of my legs, back and ass. A brief pause before she hopped on my back with her full body. She's a big unit so pressure applied felt really good. Few mins of this until I flipped over - more hot oil applied for another slip and slide session on my front. Raging hard on at this point as she slid her hands around my erogenous zones.

A brief chat about mundane things - Funny comments about her workday. Wasn't talkative throughout the session. Told me to relax and perched herself between my legs and proceeded to milk my striker + brief tit wank. Thereafter Milked me to completion over her boobs - very satisfying.

Works with another SP as she walked into the bathroom disrobed whilst I was showering. Nice girl, speaks good English. Short + better compact body. Can't find her AW account.

Overall: Massage service was similar to the Nuru massages (without the gel) scenes in porn albeit on a bed throughout. Never had a massage before so don't have a reference point, however, the pressure applied was good + demeanor throughout was solid. +ve. 

Would recommend for massage lovers + for the price can't really complain.

Thanks for the review. Interested in seeing her. One question, does she allow you to touch her boobs?

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This seems to be quite the find. Thanks sc  :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the review. Interested in seeing her. One question, does she allow you to touch her boobs?

Thanks for the review OP - very helpful. In addition to the boobs question, was she naked during the B2B part of the session?
Although you said you haven't done much massage before, did it seem like she knew when she was doing, i.e. worked her hands/fingers through specific muscles, or was it just general pressure applied across the skin? Cheers

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Offline SantanaCarlos

Thanks for the review. Interested in seeing her. One question, does she allow you to touch her boobs?

She made her boobs and derriere available for me to caress without qualms. As always YMMV.

Thanks for the review OP - very helpful. In addition to the boobs question, was she naked during the B2B part of the session?
Although you said you haven't done much massage before, did it seem like she knew when she was doing, i.e. worked her hands/fingers through specific muscles, or was it just general pressure applied across the skin? Cheers

She was fully naked. Now thinking about it I had a massage many years back after FS with Sensual Brigit. Emi technique was similar in that her hands massaged every part of my body + the pressure was more but Brigit just edges is in my opinion.


FS on the menu?

I didn't inquire about this Mr. Schrute. No condoms or lube on view so I'm inclined to say no.

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Offline SantanaCarlos

This seems to be quite the find. Thanks sc  :thumbsup:

Indeed Shinz, especially at that price point - a Meaty body so a lot of "cushion for the pushin" if she offered FS.