Tiffany - Erotic Studio's (Birmingham)

[greg101]

Erotic Studios 0121 233 1019 : External Link/Members Only

THESE EVENTS TOOK PLACE 18 MONTHS AGO, THINGS MAY HAVE CHANGED.

The reason for the review is that I commented on a post by bearcat69 and a request by Littlefoot for someone that had seen Tiffany to review.  I had and here is my review.


Location

The Studio as it likes to be called by maids on the phone is secluded to the point you could drive by and not know what it is.  It is opposite the old ambulance station on Henrietta street.  You have on street parking opposite via pay and display or you can pay and display in an adjacent road or there is a pay and display car park within 2 minutes walking distance of the studio; alternatively, if you are billy big bollocks
you can park on the drive of the studio #fuckit.  There are a pair of black wrought iron gates and a buzzer.  Into the reception and the maid will show you into a room.  The studio is always always clean and tidy and in the winter months toastie warm, showers on offer, drink on offer, it is a welcoming place.

The girl

Tiffany is late 20's, long blonde hair and legs that just go on and on and on, lovely blue eyes and NO tits.  Flat as a pancake.  Don't let the pics fool you, it's a push-up bra!  I chose Tiffany and she leads me upstairs after I had handed the maid £60.  In the room, I hurried to get undressed as Tiffany was in the room ready to go and the clock was ticking.  Massage followed by kissing/ cuddling/ teasing and the mac went on, she clamped her mouth around my cock and got to work.  She was good.  Very good.  Doggy was wasted on this girl as she had awesome legs that I wanted wrapped around me, she lay on her back and pointed those awesome legs in the air and I climbed aboard and they folded around me and it really was fabulous.  I shot my load deep inside her, the condom straining to contain what I had deposited.

Great Punt, fabulous time.  So why the Neutral? Here's why.


Punt 2 with Tiffany

Same deal as last time, this took place a week or so later, having had an awesome time with Tiffany, I thought I'd have another go, this was a shit punt.  I knew something was up as when we got in the room she was frosty, no hugs and smiles like last time, just a cold vacant stare, and frosty grimace.  The massage was mechanical, no thought or teasing just rubbing her hands up and down my back not really giving a shit.  On with the mac for some crap oral, she went really quick on my cock and I asked her to slow down, she looked up at me and her eyes said it all "Fuck off mate, you're lucky I'm doing this at all!".  She did not slow down, was cross when I touched her hair, she pulled away.  She pulled her mouth away and said "I'm not in the mood!".  Doggy was the only style on offer, I spend some time looking at her bent over in the mirror whilst feeling her arse (which was nice and plump in a non chubby way).  She then abruptly said loudly "Man wants to hurry up and stop the mess about" and put on a Jamaican accent, like the little estate kids who all have an identity crisis and want to be black even though they are clearly white.  I was shocked and climbed aboard the leggy train and pumped and dumped quickly.  She gives a shit service when angry/annoyed.  Worst still she thought this was acceptable, I'd just had my wallet drilled into for the sum of £60 and she thought a shit service was all I was getting.  It is what I got.  Hence the neutral review.  I could have left negative, but, I had a smashing time first time around.  I've never chosen her again, she knows why, whenever I go there and she's on, she gets nothing from me; not even a smile.

Summery

Catch her on a good day, bingo! you're on to a winner, on a bad day; forget it.  Waste of time.

[mr disco]

Thanks for the review that be another one to avoid from erotic studio then,Yes your right about the pictures,they are edited not even one of the WGs there look anything like there pictures

[greg101]

I wouldn't say they are edited as such, the cheat bra is mainstream now.  The only photoshopping I'm aware of (with most places) is tattoo's, they tend to photoshop them out as the women may be recognised as some tattoo's are unique.  I like erotic studios, great brothel imho.  Seema, Tiffany and Eden are all on my 'avoid' list (all gave a crap service) but there are some stunners there as well!

[bearcat69]

Thanks for doing a review of her.

That's just out of order making out like you're lucky for the shit service she gave you the second time.

I suppose I could look at it like you just got unlucky and saw her on a bad day. I dunno. The possibility that I might get that kind of attitude from her too makes it very unlikely I'd pick her if I saw her in a line up again.

[bearcat69]

I wouldn't say they are edited as such, the cheat bra is mainstream now.  The only photoshopping I'm aware of (with most places) is tattoo's, they tend to photoshop them out as the women may be recognised as some tattoo's are unique.  I like erotic studios, great brothel imho.  Seema, Tiffany and Eden are all on my 'avoid' list (all gave a crap service) but there are some stunners there as well!

Yeah, I'd say the pictures are more (several years) old and a bit flattering rather than being Photoshopped (aside from tattoos like you mentioned). The website is pretty infamous for not being updated for years on end. Last time I saw them update it at all was about a year ago when they removed Ella's pictures after I did a negative review of her.

Of the brothels I've visited in Birmingham it is definitely the best one and the one you're most likely to have a good experience in, but yes, whilst I haven't fucked every girl there, it would seem like it's about 50/50 of picking a good prossie there, which is why people posting reviews of them, especially one's that haven't been reviewed before, is so useful.