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broksonic

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I have booked to see her on Sat 1st February . 

Roland D Hay

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I have booked to see her on Sat 1st February .

Could you sneak at peek at her dress size while you're there and report back? :cool:

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Fellas (New here but not a shill),

Say MPL last weekend and gotta say... all the negativity on this thread is completely misplaced as she was just terrific (gonna write a review later). I read Aarvarks review and thought I'd take a chance.. and so glad I did. For me, she's tied 1st place as one of the best WG's I've seen - Even booked to see her again!

Roland  - No way she's a size 20, just no way. I'd guess size 14 (16 max), her body is very nice... curvy arse, massive tits you'd get lost in, very pretty in the face, well looked after, clean, smelt great and a knockout personality. For me Aardvark is on the money on this one.



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Just replied to a RB of mine for a couple of weeks time. Defintely considering her but early days yet.

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Roland  - No way she's a size 20, just no way. I'd guess size 14 (16 max), her body is very nice... curvy arse, massive tits you'd get lost in, very pretty in the face, well looked after, clean, smelt great and a knockout personality. For me Aardvark is on the money on this one.

It seems we agree then because if you read my last post I said she's a size 16 based on the last picture she posted. She has only herself to blame for the speculation for posting shit pictures on her profiles and other punters who also saw her pictures thought she was a size 20. None of us are Gok Wan but she's clearly more BBW than waif.

Aardvark clearly is spot on but theres no right or wrong answer here, just mixed views, all of which are valid. I've seen her latest picture and she doesn't appeal to me and no way would I pay her for sex but I'm glad you and Aardvark enjoyed her.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 02:48:40 pm by Roland D Hay »

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And just before anyone sets of for their visit to see Miss ParkLane I recommend that they revisit Tig75's comments on this thread, his view is as valid as the positive reviews. Maybe it's all about context; maybe you guys leaving positive reviews are in your 50 or 60's and maybe Tig75 is in his 20's or 30's. In such circumstances you each probably have completely different expectations.



In all i would describe her as a single granny who wants sex, and thinks she is good enough to be paid.... she is wrong! Not just worst punt i've had but possibly the worst woman i've had generally!


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Don't get me wrong, I'm not accusing anyone of anything or trying to be confrontational. Yes I agree her profile pics aren't the best and do leave it open to speculation (weight wise), which is odd considering how she looks (damn fine IMO), but she also says that discretion is important to her, so its understandable to a point.

There are things about Tigs review/comments whilst I wholly don't agree with, I can kind of see the genesis of (like you say context). Like looking a glass of split milk, one guys says "its just milk" but to someone else, its a disaster.

Yes she does have a thing for mirrors, but I love looking over into a mirror to get a better view of a sexy milf I'm banging from behind, hell who doesn't?

He claimed she smelt of sweetcorn, when I got there, its clear her house is lived in, and the kitchen smelt of cooking (Sunday Lunch), but she smelt terrific, so who knows? Maybe she'd just had lunch.

He said it was like amateur hour, to me, she seemed willing and wanting to please, I do think her attitude sold me on her. I found her enthusiastic and endlessly willing, nothing felt like it was chore or like I was making demands, and to me that's the real experience you pay for. The fact that anything goes... what you want, you get and on that level she's not found wanting.

BTW - I'm 32 but I tend to put with older women, personal preference is 30+ as 18-25 year olds aren't my thing really (Older women fuck better IMO).
« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 05:45:23 pm by MrBilbo »

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And I'm 40. Sorry Roland, I think that you are going to have to accept that there are at least 3 of us who are saying that she is great and that while tig's opinion is of course valid, it certainly isn't a majority view. I said some time ago that she was size 14 (16 max) and MrBilbo confirms that - certainly not a size 20 granny. I also recall your dig at my review of her some time ago - perhaps now you can read my reviews with a little more confidence.  :hi:


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It's all about opinions guys...... :timeout

I had a great time with MPL a couple of years ago.... And it felt that some of the feedback and comments were unnecessary, and probably upsetting to her.

She's a great girl.... However everyone has the right to an opinion, and like the rest of us she probably has bad days too...

I can only speak as I find.... And I have to concur with the recent review...  She's fantastic!!

Oh... And for the record I'm 41....  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 07:17:30 pm by Talbear »

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And how old are you ............. :D :D

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Old enough :D :D
As the saying go's "the older you get the more pervy you become" and this appear's to apply to all of us dirty old bastard's!!!  :D

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And I'm 40. Sorry Roland, I think that you are going to have to accept that there are at least 3 of us who are saying that she is great and that while tig's opinion is of course valid, it certainly isn't a majority view. I said some time ago that she was size 14 (16 max) and MrBilbo confirms that - certainly not a size 20 granny. I also recall your dig at my review of her some time ago - perhaps now you can read my reviews with a little more confidence.  :hi:

I do accept it and I read your reviews with a great deal of confidence but only from the perspective that we have completely different taste in women. As I said everyone's opinions are valid but we can't all like the same women. I started out with a view that I'd book her and as a result of this thread I now know that I wouldn't. Some will reach a different conclusion and that's all good. :drinks:


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 Gentlemen..gentlemen..I fear this is getting out of hand..

There are some points I would like to raise..first being...I am far from perfect..nor would I ever want to be professional..equally important..is the like of Rolland's assumption that I am available to book for himself..

With respect..as I am sure all of you will respect..not every type of girl is suitable to you..for a variety of reasons..likewise..I choose not to see every client that presents an email..in order for you to enjoy yourself fully..I too must feel an attraction in order to give my utmost to our meeting..I thoroughly enjoy what I do..not too often..but do confess to having a high sex drive and enjoy male companionship..

I am modest and would prefer not to think of myself as A+++  merely as any other WG ..who is honest..reliable and trustworthy..I do not place my body size on my profile since I do enjoy my holidays abroad hence my weight fluctuates generally between a size 14 and 16..it's difficult to say an exact dress size when you have a large bust...and I don't want to mislead anyone..nor would I want explicit airbrushed pictures..I am what I am..and happy in my own skin..

As for gentlemen claiming to have made bookings and cancelled..I refer particularly to Broke Sonic ..it's fantasy..yes..he contacted me many months ago..does not have a car as he states here..and I refused to see him based on the fact I felt it unfair for him to add the cost of train and taxis to the cost of seeing me..I felt he would be better seeing someone locally to him..and did not feel I would be doing home justice..

I can only assume he has taken offence to this..which is a great shame..since I meant well..he clalms to have booked be before..then cancelled the size 20 nonsense from a state school teacher who took offence that I educate mine privately due to a significant learning difficulty and despite coming twice which he openly said he struggled to cum once with some ladies..chose to leave odd feedback..the seetcorn does make me smile since don't even like it :) but I digress..

Back to Brokesonic who states he has made a booking for 2 nd Feb..not quite sure who he thinks he's seeing..since I have not been contacted about such a booking..nor am I infact currently planning on seeing anyone on that day..so what feed back he feels he may be able to leave I'm unsure ..don't quite understand why a normal horny gentleman would make such a fictitious booking?? But don't want to explore that point further..I ..with the best intentions..am not the woman for him..

To clarify..I'm nobody special..just a randy devil with a health appetite not unlike your good selves..won't see everyone...so please don't take it personally..or be offended..

Mssparklane  ps..why the two profiles ..simple..couldn't remember my log in details when my pc crashed..not that good with technology.. :)

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Gentlemen..gentlemen..I fear this is getting out of hand..

There are some points I would like to raise..first being...I am far from perfect..nor would I ever want to be professional..equally important..is the like of Rolland's assumption that I am available to book for himself..

With respect..as I am sure all of you will respect..not every type of girl is suitable to you..for a variety of reasons..likewise..I choose not to see every client that presents an email..in order for you to enjoy yourself fully..I too must feel an attraction in order to give my utmost to our meeting..I thoroughly enjoy what I do..not too often..but do confess to having a high sex drive and enjoy male companionship..

I am modest and would prefer not to think of myself as A+++  merely as any other WG ..who is honest..reliable and trustworthy..I do not place my body size on my profile since I do enjoy my holidays abroad hence my weight fluctuates generally between a size 14 and 16..it's difficult to say an exact dress size when you have a large bust...and I don't want to mislead anyone..nor would I want explicit airbrushed pictures..I am what I am..and happy in my own skin..

As for gentlemen claiming to have made bookings and cancelled..I refer particularly to Broke Sonic ..it's fantasy..yes..he contacted me many months ago..does not have a car as he states here..and I refused to see him based on the fact I felt it unfair for him to add the cost of train and taxis to the cost of seeing me..I felt he would be better seeing someone locally to him..and did not feel I would be doing home justice..

I can only assume he has taken offence to this..which is a great shame..since I meant well..he clalms to have booked be before..then cancelled the size 20 nonsense from a state school teacher who took offence that I educate mine privately due to a significant learning difficulty and despite coming twice which he openly said he struggled to cum once with some ladies..chose to leave odd feedback..the seetcorn does make me smile since don't even like it :) but I digress..

Back to Brokesonic who states he has made a booking for 2 nd Feb..not quite sure who he thinks he's seeing..since I have not been contacted about such a booking..nor am I infact currently planning on seeing anyone on that day..so what feed back he feels he may be able to leave I'm unsure ..don't quite understand why a normal horny gentleman would make such a fictitious booking?? But don't want to explore that point further..I ..with the best intentions..am not the woman for him..

To clarify..I'm nobody special..just a randy devil with a health appetite not unlike your good selves..won't see everyone...so please don't take it personally..or be offended..

Mssparklane  ps..why the two profiles ..simple..couldn't remember my log in details when my pc crashed..not that good with technology.. :)

That photo in the new profile, wow, very sexy!!   :rose:

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Gentlemen..gentlemen..I fear this is getting out of hand..

There are some points I would like to raise..first being...I am far from perfect..nor would I ever want to be professional..equally important..is the like of Rolland's assumption that I am available to book for himself..

With respect..as I am sure all of you will respect..not every type of girl is suitable to you..for a variety of reasons..likewise..I choose not to see every client that presents an email..in order for you to enjoy yourself fully..I too must feel an attraction in order to give my utmost to our meeting..I thoroughly enjoy what I do..not too often..but do confess to having a high sex drive and enjoy male companionship..

I am modest and would prefer not to think of myself as A+++  merely as any other WG ..who is honest..reliable and trustworthy..I do not place my body size on my profile since I do enjoy my holidays abroad hence my weight fluctuates generally between a size 14 and 16..it's difficult to say an exact dress size when you have a large bust...and I don't want to mislead anyone..nor would I want explicit airbrushed pictures..I am what I am..and happy in my own skin..

As for gentlemen claiming to have made bookings and cancelled..I refer particularly to Broke Sonic ..it's fantasy..yes..he contacted me many months ago..does not have a car as he states here..and I refused to see him based on the fact I felt it unfair for him to add the cost of train and taxis to the cost of seeing me..I felt he would be better seeing someone locally to him..and did not feel I would be doing home justice..

I can only assume he has taken offence to this..which is a great shame..since I meant well..he clalms to have booked be before..then cancelled the size 20 nonsense from a state school teacher who took offence that I educate mine privately due to a significant learning difficulty and despite coming twice which he openly said he struggled to cum once with some ladies..chose to leave odd feedback..the seetcorn does make me smile since don't even like it :) but I digress..

Back to Brokesonic who states he has made a booking for 2 nd Feb..not quite sure who he thinks he's seeing..since I have not been contacted about such a booking..nor am I infact currently planning on seeing anyone on that day..so what feed back he feels he may be able to leave I'm unsure ..don't quite understand why a normal horny gentleman would make such a fictitious booking?? But don't want to explore that point further..I ..with the best intentions..am not the woman for him..

To clarify..I'm nobody special..just a randy devil with a health appetite not unlike your good selves..won't see everyone...so please don't take it personally..or be offended..

Mssparklane  ps..why the two profiles ..simple..couldn't remember my log in details when my pc crashed..not that good with technology.. :)
Are you sure you're not confusing Broksonic with Tig75? I don't think the former has said anything contentious.

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why the two profiles ..simple..couldn't remember my log in details

Odd that you have logged onto BOTH profiles today then ?

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Opsy..I correct myself..Brokesonic claims to have arranged to see me 1 feb..( not the 2nd as I previously stated..)

Untrue..have not been asked to meet anyone on this day or evening..???

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Odd that you have logged onto BOTH profiles today then ?

I noticed that too.....

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Odd that you have logged onto BOTH profiles today then ?
Spamming in different areas, something tells me one will be removed.

You've also earned a place on this thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420.new#new

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Yes James..I most likely did..did say I had previously forgotton..now sorted..since this thread.. Get mailed on both..but would prefer the mssparklane to save confusion..both have excellent feed back I'm told..


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You have different prices listed? If someone wants to do an overnight does price depend on which profile they book you through???

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You have different prices listed? If someone wants to do an overnight does price depend on which profile they book you through???
different prices, different pictures, different age - she's trying to flood adultwork. Even Ray Charles could see that.

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different prices, different pictures, different age - she's trying to flood adultwork. Even Ray Charles could see that.

You would think so. But then some are completely blind to a prossies lying ways.
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Yes James..I most likely did..did say I had previously forgotton..now sorted..since this thread.. Get mailed on both..but would prefer the mssparklane to save confusion..both have excellent feed back I'm told..
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Gentlemen..gentlemen..I fear this is getting out of hand..

There are some points I would like to raise..first being...I am far from perfect..nor would I ever want to be professional..equally important..is the like of Rolland's assumption that I am available to book for himself..

With respect..as I am sure all of you will respect..not every type of girl is suitable to you..for a variety of reasons..likewise..I choose not to see every client that presents an email..in order for you to enjoy yourself fully..I too must feel an attraction in order to give my utmost to our meeting..I thoroughly enjoy what I do..not too often..but do confess to having a high sex drive and enjoy male companionship..

I am modest and would prefer not to think of myself as A+++  merely as any other WG ..who is honest..reliable and trustworthy..I do not place my body size on my profile since I do enjoy my holidays abroad hence my weight fluctuates generally between a size 14 and 16..it's difficult to say an exact dress size when you have a large bust...and I don't want to mislead anyone..nor would I want explicit airbrushed pictures..I am what I am..and happy in my own skin..

As for gentlemen claiming to have made bookings and cancelled..I refer particularly to Broke Sonic ..it's fantasy..yes..he contacted me many months ago..does not have a car as he states here..and I refused to see him based on the fact I felt it unfair for him to add the cost of train and taxis to the cost of seeing me..I felt he would be better seeing someone locally to him..and did not feel I would be doing home justice..

I can only assume he has taken offence to this..which is a great shame..since I meant well..he clalms to have booked be before..then cancelled the size 20 nonsense from a state school teacher who took offence that I educate mine privately due to a significant learning difficulty and despite coming twice which he openly said he struggled to cum once with some ladies..chose to leave odd feedback..the seetcorn does make me smile since don't even like it :) but I digress..

Back to Brokesonic who states he has made a booking for 2 nd Feb..not quite sure who he thinks he's seeing..since I have not been contacted about such a booking..nor am I infact currently planning on seeing anyone on that day..so what feed back he feels he may be able to leave I'm unsure ..don't quite understand why a normal horny gentleman would make such a fictitious booking?? But don't want to explore that point further..I ..with the best intentions..am not the woman for him..

To clarify..I'm nobody special..just a randy devil with a health appetite not unlike your good selves..won't see everyone...so please don't take it personally..or be offended..

Mssparklane  ps..why the two profiles ..simple..couldn't remember my log in details when my pc crashed..not that good with technology.. :)

Odd that you chose to intervene precisely when it was obvious that things were not getting out of hand and that in fact we'd all happily agreed to disagree; it was a healthy discussion that never got out of hand but perhaps you were worried that calm waters would detract attention from you?

I make an assumption that all genuine working girls want to get fucked for money or why else are you on AW? Or were you simply making the childish and petulant claim that you would never have accepted a booking from me based on what you have read here? You don't know who I am, I could change my profile and making a booking anytime I wanted but the fact remains that I am not remotely interested in paying you for sex. You say you won't see everybody so what is your criteria for making those decisions then?

You don't want to mislead anyone with 'airbrushed pics' but the shit ones taken in semi darkness that were on your profile until very recently were ok. No, your pics weren't airbrushed but the content and quality was so bad that they were more misleading.

You've tried to discredit a punter that left you negative feedback and you can't even get your facts right. You claim that a 'state school teacher' took offence that you educate your children privately and so left you negative feedback from a punt? You're clearly a fucking idiot and what little credit you had amassed as a result of this thread has now disappeared. It's very easy to see the veiled threat in your comments with regard to potentially revealing details of a punters career or occupation and your attempts at self promotion on this thread have somewhat backfired.

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I had always thought that you didn't want to see me all those months ago was because you decided you didn't like me.  I now know it was because you were thinking of  how much it would of cost me. I thank you for that

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I had always thought that you didn't want to see me all those months ago was because you decided you didn't like me.  I now know it was because you were thinking of  how much it would of cost me. I thank you for that

Am I reading the same thread as everyone else... She claims you made a fictitious booking up on here and that she refused to accept your previous booking because she was concerned you would be spending too much in travel. Not only do you believe her but you're thanking her?  :dash:

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Is he not being sarcastic to her? I bloody hope so!
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Think this thread has very much got out of hand and its at the point where there isn't really gonna be any worthwhile resolution, so the smart thing to do would be just walk away leave it be... but that's never gonna happen......

As I've said on this thread and in my own review ( :blush:), I had an amazing time with MPL and I believed a lot of the negativity written here just wasn't fair and seemed to be generated by people who had never even met her, as the majority of people who had, had nothing but positive things to say (Myself & Aardvark have been consistently positive, Talbear has said positive things too and her 100+ feedback profile on AW). Also, the fact the only guy who said anything negative has been shown be massively exaggerating, the "Size 20" claim discredits Tig for me - Just aint no way it's near the money and that isn't, it raises the question what else isn't). I've been here 1 day, I already have more reviews on this site half the people commenting on this thread, I'll happily share my experiences, good and bad from this point on, but seems like there's a fair few here who don't so for me, I'd take whatever they said/say with a pinch of salt. Like Roland said earlier... "context".

For me, this thread is overly mean in places (smells like misogyny to me) and the fact that she posted here to defend herself reflects badly on this place, not her. I mean what did she really do wrong fellas? Multiple profiles and some less than revealing pictures... wow, what a fucking crime. I'd understand if she ripped someone off or was a completely terrible punt, but from PERSONAL experience, I'd have real trouble believing that. Feels like this thread just became lil bully circle to take pop shots at a WG who never deserved it (again speaking from personal experience). I can find dozen's girls with different rates listed on personal websites than those listed on AW, multiple profiles, different names etc, it goes hand in hand with the profession, but as long as you're happy with what you got for what you paid, where's the problem? Hell, that's not even mentioning the outright scammers, time wasters and rip off merchants that trawl AW who deserve to be called out, I mean there's enough of them.

Finally, I can't speak for her and but it appears that she may have gotten some names wrong etc and there is some confusion as to what accusation is directed at what person. I'm also not looking past the fact she called out Broksonic as a bullshitter and said his claim to a Feb 1st booking was BS, now that is super awkward for someone.

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She certainly appears to be flooding the market with profiles, obviously not as popular as she makes out  :hi:

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Think this thread has very much got out of hand and its at the point where there isn't really gonna be any worthwhile resolution, so the smart thing to do would be just walk away leave it be... but that's never gonna happen......

As I've said on this thread and in my own review ( :blush:), I had an amazing time with MPL and I believed a lot of the negativity written here just wasn't fair and seemed to be generated by people who had never even met her, as the majority of people who had, had nothing but positive things to say (Myself & Aardvark have been consistently positive, Talbear has said positive things too and her 100+ feedback profile on AW). Also, the fact the only guy who said anything negative has been shown be massively exaggerating, the "Size 20" claim discredits Tig for me - Just aint no way it's near the money and that isn't, it raises the question what else isn't). I've been here 1 day, I already have more reviews on this site half the people commenting on this thread, I'll happily share my experiences, good and bad from this point on, but seems like there's a fair few here who don't so for me, I'd take whatever they said/say with a pinch of salt. Like Roland said earlier... "context".

For me, this thread is overly mean in places (smells like misogyny to me) and the fact that she posted here to defend herself reflects badly on this place, not her. I mean what did she really do wrong fellas? Multiple profiles and some less than revealing pictures... wow, what a fucking crime. I'd understand if she ripped someone off or was a completely terrible punt, but from PERSONAL experience, I'd have real trouble believing that. Feels like this thread just became lil bully circle to take pop shots at a WG who never deserved it (again speaking from personal experience). I can find dozen's girls with different rates listed on personal websites than those listed on AW, multiple profiles, different names etc, it goes hand in hand with the profession, but as long as you're happy with what you got for what you paid, where's the problem? Hell, that's not even mentioning the outright scammers, time wasters and rip off merchants that trawl AW who deserve to be called out, I mean there's enough of them.

Finally, I can't speak for her and but it appears that she may have gotten some names wrong etc and there is some confusion as to what accusation is directed at what person. I'm also not looking past the fact she called out Broksonic as a bullshitter and said his claim to a Feb 1st booking was BS, now that is super awkward for someone.

She was reviewed as being older and fatter than she claimed by one punter and there followed a discussion about her dress size, hardly misogyny is it! You're obviously on the fluffy side of the spectrum when it comes to WG's but I i find it hard to understand why you would turn all white knight and spring to the defence of a prossie who has posted so much bullshit and fingered one of her clients as being a school teacher because she didn't like his review. This forum is for the benefit of punters and the whilst there was no mutual agreement on MPL the discussion between punters was perfectly reasonable. As I said, odd that she chose to jump in when she did to try and stir things up. You say you could understand if she has ripped someone off or was a completely terrible punt and yet a punter has reviewed her here as being the worst he ever had. It is you refusing to accept the balance of the argument or see any other point of view; MPL's post is rife with misandrony but masked with a faux veil of poor simple old me ignorance. She deliberately dropped the lace handkerchief and you fell for it. The reality is that her post was littered with bullshit, lies, inaccuracies, veiled threats and self promotion. I'd say her post was super awkward for her not anyone else.
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Odd how Mssparkle & Mr Bilbo BOTH joined last night and spouted bollocks in her fdefence, she admitted to having TWO profiles on AW and it turned out there were at least THREE, with her record for multiple profiles perhaps she was in fact also Mr Bilbo, both banned now  :thumbsdown:

Finally, I can't speak for her and but
I am far from perfect..

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To be fair to Mr. Bilbo, he did join yesterday and proceeded to post a prodigious number of reviews - including a negative - which appeared to be accurate, within a very short space of time.  If he was indeed MPL's alter ego as James suggests, then that is a hell of a lot of effort to go to and then to be banned so quickly............. Mr. B must have been genuine.

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I had my suspicions about Bilbo but whether or not he is MPL I don't think he was posting for the benefit of punters, he was defending the indefensible and supporting a prossies lies and bullshit. A lesson too for any punter that gives personal information to a prossie about what they do. I don't think his last posts were in the spirit or support of UKP's purpose and for that reason I think he deserved his ban as did MPL.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: January 20, 2014, 01:22:11 pm by Roland D Hay »

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Have I agree with Roland.....

Why did she bother joining on the board when the conversation was becoming more sympathetic..... Some people just haven't got the brains they were born with  :dash:

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WTF! How can two people give such vastly different viewpoints on a WG! One saying she is the a looker and another saying she is a size 20 granny. Just goes to illustrate a point I made previously... good reviews mean nothing without context but I have learned from experience to believe that one bad review even if it sits in the middle of 99 good reviews. She is most certainly crossed off my 2014 to do list and I have to say that I'll bear this in mind when reading future positive reviews from Aardvark.

Good point, there is a prossie in Bristol called JessieJ who has around 70 positive reviews on AW, but pretty much everybody on here says she is rubbish. Including myself.

Offline Illya Kurakin

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The Place – her home, which is a large cottage on the outskirts of a village.  Easy to find.  Rustic style.  Spotlessly clean modern bathroom.  Huge 4 poster bed in the bedroom, very comfortable.

The Communication – arrangements made after accepting her bid on my RB.  Good communication prior to accepting her bid and after, by text, phone call and email.   I ended up being late due to travel delays, but she was very understanding.

The Lady – a genuine, very sexy MILF.  Generously proportioned, huge boobs and arse – a body built for sex and she knows how to use it.  Age – mid 40s.  Facially, an attractive lady with dark blonde shoulder length hair.  Very pleasant and accommodating.  Her pics on the profile don’t show very much, but if you enlarge the one of her standing in the white outfit, you can just about see her face.

The Meeting – MPL met me at the secluded gate of her garden wearing a wrap-around dressing gown, which she opened to reveal her lingerie clad body – fab!  I was offered and accepted a shower and afterwards MPL asked me where I wanted to start – the cottage is completely private and she said that the choice of where we commenced proceedings was mine – rug on hearth in front of fire, kitchen etc.  I opted for the large 4 poster bed in the bedroom.  I won’t go into the gory details of what happened, suffice to say that everything I wanted was readily offered – kissing, OWO, RO, CIM, anal.  Sex in several positions, the only limitation appeared to be my imagination.  We had arranged a two hour meeting, but overran that by a considerable period – absolutely no clock-watching – and when I left, it was because I couldn’t stay any longer. 

The Verdict – one of the best punts I have experienced, with a very sexy lady.  MPL drained me dry (3 times) in the session – I left more than satisfied and I wish I could have stayed longer.  I will definitely return with a more developed imagination and more time!!

Aardvark has written a very accurate review IMHO. I saw the lady 6 months ago.

Roland D Hay

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Aardvark has written a very accurate review IMHO. I saw the lady 6 months ago.

Maybe when you've contributed a few reviews you can add weight to the argument for either side. Whether or not Aardvarks review is accurate is not the issue, it's whether or not her profile was accurate which clearly it wasn't.

porndan

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Well it was year later than i had wanted to see her but at the weekend i finally got to see MPL. She is size 14 - 16 definitely not a 20 and gave me a great time. It was a rare punt where i have nothing bad to say other than the fact she lives in the sticks which makes it tricky as i dont drive which is my problem not hers. she goes straight in at the top end of my list, she even made me a bacon sandwich  :yahoo:

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.......... she even made me a bacon sandwich  :yahoo:
Y'can't beat a good bacon butty!


porndan

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Has she got a new profile?
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I was going  to say no  I had  it from  before  but  that looks  like her

Diehard

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She is no longer active on the site as far as I can tell. On that basis I'm inclined to trust the negative review above.

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She is no longer active on the site as far as I can tell. On that basis I'm inclined to trust the negative review above.
She is still active - see link above.

With the greatest respect, there is one negative review from someone who has actually seen her (lots of adverse comments from those who haven't) and several positive reviews/comments from those who have.  Trust the negative if you want, but you will miss a great time if you do.