Miss Park Lane - A++++++++

[ampersand]

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The Place – her home, which is a large cottage on the outskirts of a village.  Easy to find.  Rustic style.  Spotlessly clean modern bathroom.  Huge 4 poster bed in the bedroom, very comfortable.

The Communication – arrangements made after accepting her bid on my RB.  Good communication prior to accepting her bid and after, by text, phone call and email.   I ended up being late due to travel delays, but she was very understanding.

The Lady – a genuine, very sexy MILF.  Generously proportioned, huge boobs and arse – a body built for sex and she knows how to use it.  Age – mid 40s.  Facially, an attractive lady with dark blonde shoulder length hair.  Very pleasant and accommodating.  Her pics on the profile don’t show very much, but if you enlarge the one of her standing in the white outfit, you can just about see her face.

The Meeting – MPL met me at the secluded gate of her garden wearing a wrap-around dressing gown, which she opened to reveal her lingerie clad body – fab!  I was offered and accepted a shower and afterwards MPL asked me where I wanted to start – the cottage is completely private and she said that the choice of where we commenced proceedings was mine – rug on hearth in front of fire, kitchen etc.  I opted for the large 4 poster bed in the bedroom.  I won’t go into the gory details of what happened, suffice to say that everything I wanted was readily offered – kissing, OWO, RO, CIM, anal.  Sex in several positions, the only limitation appeared to be my imagination.  We had arranged a two hour meeting, but overran that by a considerable period – absolutely no clock-watching – and when I left, it was because I couldn’t stay any longer. 

The Verdict – one of the best punts I have experienced, with a very sexy lady.  MPL drained me dry (3 times) in the session – I left more than satisfied and I wish I could have stayed longer.  I will definitely return with a more developed imagination and more time!!

[CoolTiger]

When did you see her, as she is currently accessing profile from New Zealand?

[ampersand]

About 4 weeks ago.  She told me she was going away to Australia for a few weeks - she is obviously taking in New  Zealand as well. She tells me she is back at the end of the month.  I hope she doesn't decide to stsy there!!

[Roland D Hay]

Like the look of her, are her tits real?

[ampersand]

They are 100% real.  Very large and well shaped.

[broksonic]

Do you know if she is anywhere near a train station . I ask because I can't drive , and would love to see her

[James999]

When did you see her, as she is currently accessing profile from New Zealand?

Perhaps she will buy a camera in duty free and do a few decent pics for her profile, the current ones are crap 

[ampersand]

Do you know if she is anywhere near a train station . I ask because I can't drive , and would love to see her

I don't think so, when I asked about public transport she said there wasn't anything convenient. May be worth asking  her though.

[Starpoweruk]

She looks great from the pics, pretty face, nice tits. How about her body shape? You can't really tell from the pics.

[ampersand]

She is well padded, not one for afficionados of stick insects. But the reality is you very rarely get natural boobs like hers on a skinny girl.  When I was with her she wore a girdle type suspender belt that covered her belly, which she didn't remove.  She has had children, so presumably has marks which evidence that, but she keeps them hidden. 

[Talbear]

I met with her a couple of years ago.... And whilst she is not my normal type or Escort, she was certainly one of the best...

Expert technique, loves playing the role of the Country Lady.... And didn't watching the clock once.... She even said to me that she wanted me to stay longer...!!!!

Great lady, and even though I have never been back to visit the same girl twice, I certainly would with MPL...

[csmith]

Sounds incredible, good for you.

[broksonic]

She is well padded, not one for afficionados of stick insects. But the reality is you very rarely get natural boobs like hers on a skinny girl.  When I was with her she wore a girdle type suspender belt that covered her belly, which she didn't remove.  She has had children, so presumably has marks which evidence that, but she keeps them hidden.

She sounds  like  a proper  woman  and not  some  skinny wench that has no figure  what so  ever.

[Roland D Hay]

She's in my 'to do' list for 2014 now!

[ampersand]

She's in my 'to do' list for 2014 now!

I will be treating myself to an early Xmas present! !!!

[Roland D Hay]

I will be treating myself to an early Xmas present! !!!

Well don't wear it out! 

[broksonic]

She is definitely  on my 2014 list too

[Talbear]

I'm booked in to see her later today....!!!

This'll be the first time I've ever revisited the same girl twice...!!!

[ampersand]

Let us know how it goes - would like to see how others feel about her currently,  to make sure that my judgement about her is balanced.  Enjoy!

[Talbear]

Change of plan.... I went back to Plan A and a newbie I have discovered...

Was a tough call, but no think I've unearthed a gem.!!!!

Will post a separate field report, but her link is on the post titled 'opinions welcome'

[tig75]

Sorry guys i have to massively disagree with you all, saw her on tuesday..... huge mistake!

This was a reverse booking, agreed time and coms were good..... from there went down hill!

Arrived in area at agreed time, phone, no response after 5 mins tried again got her..... told me where to go. Got there and she wasnt ready, looked like she had been through a hedge backwards. Her photos in my opinion are seriously out of date, about a size 20, she's been on holiday you can tell because her skin is peeling. And for someone fresh out of shower she strangely smelt of sweetcorn. Was like amateur hour, sat drink water while she got ready, in my opinion didnt help. And the bedroom stuff were awful 2 position, and she has a thing for mirrors that did nothing for me.

In all i would describe her as a single granny who wants sex, and thinks she is good enough to be paid.... she is wrong! Not just worst punt i've had but possibly the worst woman i've had generally!

And before i get abuse yes i should have walked! 

[broksonic]

I have booked this wg for next Wednesday.  I am now unsure if to see her or not as I don't want to waste my money on if she is no good

[Talbear]

Sorry guys i have to massively disagree with you all, saw her on tuesday..... huge mistake!

This was a reverse booking, agreed time and coms were good..... from there went down hill!

Arrived in area at agreed time, phone, no response after 5 mins tried again got her..... told me where to go. Got there and she wasnt ready, looked like she had been through a hedge backwards. Her photos in my opinion are seriously out of date, about a size 20, she's been on holiday you can tell because her skin is peeling. And for someone fresh out of shower she strangely smelt of sweetcorn. Was like amateur hour, sat drink water while she got ready, in my opinion didnt help. And the bedroom stuff were awful 2 position, and she has a thing for mirrors that did nothing for me.

In all i would describe her as a single granny who wants sex, and thinks she is good enough to be paid.... she is wrong! Not just worst punt i've had but possibly the worst woman i've had generally!

And before i get abuse yes i should have walked! 

Oh dear... Sounds like I did the right thing by aborting my visit to see her..... Funnily enough she sent me a long sarcastic mail quoting this and other threads (saying she is good for her age etc etc)...

Bit of a shame as she was a good punt, just sounds like the years are catching up with the old girl

[tig75]

Hi All,

I guess i should just say it may be an off day but the whole experience was more a dating site meet than a WG paid service. Having punting for over 2 yrs I know what i expect and the service was just unprofessional, i will say she wants to please and is interested but she wasnt prepare for a booking she had known about for days and her profile pic are poor and out of date badly. Should i cut her more slack and say maybe an off day, in my opinion no it's my hard earned. I should maybe add this was a reverse booking on a £130 offer in cheltenham for a girl 20-35, does this sound like this lady no, but after reading this thread i give her a go.

All in all i suggest you mere consider what you willing to accept and maybe ask some questions. And to the lady herself i'd suggest an update of profile and reading reverse booking fully.

Sorry very hard but i'm a paying customer and i wouldnt accept the level of service from a restruant, so why from an escort!

[Roland D Hay]

WTF! How can two people give such vastly different viewpoints on a WG! One saying she is the a looker and another saying she is a size 20 granny. Just goes to illustrate a point I made previously... good reviews mean nothing without context but I have learned from experience to believe that one bad review even if it sits in the middle of 99 good reviews. She is most certainly crossed off my 2014 to do list and I have to say that I'll bear this in mind when reading future positive reviews from Aardvark.

[broksonic]

Too much of a risk for me to see this woman as I just don't want to waste £150 .  Her pics must seriously be out of date because she doesn't look a size 20 on her pics

[ampersand]

I have to say that I'll bear this in mind when reading future positive reviews from Aardvark.

Perhaps when you have provided a few more genuine reviews of ladies you have seen, you will be in a position to pass adverse comment upon those of us who do ............... For someone who is punting once or twice a week as you claim to be, you are remarkably reticent about sharing your experiences with the rest of us.

I think tig75 was more than a little harsh in his comments.   MPL  certainly isn't a size 20 and while I accept she wasn't quite ready when I saw her, so what? Give the girl a break. I certainly didn't detect a sweetcorn smell. As you say, she has a good attitude. At the end of the day we all see girls who others thought were great, but we didn't.

[Roland D Hay]

Perhaps when you have provided a few more genuine reviews of ladies you have seen, you will be in a position to pass adverse comment upon those of us who do ............... For someone who is punting once or twice a week as you claim to be, you are remarkably reticent about sharing your experiences with the rest of us.

I think tig75 was more than a little harsh in his comments.   MPL  certainly isn't a size 20 and while I accept she wasn't quite ready when I saw her, so what? Give the girl a break. I certainly didn't detect a sweetcorn smell. As you say, she has a good attitude. At the end of the day we all see girls who others thought were great, but we didn't.

No one said your review wasn't genuine and feel free to point out which on my reviews isn't genuine. If you read my posts and you've obviously half attempted that then you'll have noted my comments that I have 3 regular girls and very rarely venture into new territory. Each of those 3 girls have been reviewed and in every case other punters have commented that my comments are spot on which tends to blow your claims that they are not genuine out of the water.
There is a world of difference between the two reviews and Tig75's comments were if anything restrained and apologetic. No, my comments purely relate to the fact that we obviously have very different taste and I have noted that for future reference.

[tig75]

Sorry guys to cause such disharmony on the thread, i merely wanted to give my pov as a counter point to the glowing review that started this thread. Do i suggest you take my or any else internet review as the truth NO! anyone who takes reviews online as that is a fool, like anything i suggest you consider carefully!

Now every chill it's Sunday, if your not into shouting at footie match then i suggest you go for a punt and chill 

[Roland D Hay]

There is no disharmony Tig, just a difference of opinion on a particular working girl. As I said I am not questioning the authenticity of the OP's review but your counter review has allowed me to make a more informed decision. I've learned to put more faith in the bad reviews than the good ones. 

[broksonic]

I did have missparklane booked for this Wednesday .  I have now cancelled her because I just can't take the risk that i could be chucking away £150 because 2 reviews are so different.

[Roland D Hay]

Perhaps as part of the exercise in updating her profile she might want to consider a name change, I suggest Miss Old Bond Street. 

[Parsifal]

Change of name eh!  How about this?

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[Roland D Hay]

Change of name eh!  How about this?

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Well found Detective Parsifal. Even when I expand the private thumbnails on my iPad I can see she is significantly more massive than her AW pics would lead us to believe, she claims they were taken in October 2013. I would say that size 20 isn't far out. If I was giving her the benefit of the doubt I'd say size 18 but she's another idiot that thinks men don't know the difference between an A cup and a D cup or a size 14 and size 20.

[Talbear]

Come on lads.... Play fair here...!!!

I've seen her before, and here's no way she's a size 20.... Her self description is pretty accurate, and her previous profile had over 100 positive reviews. Don't know why she changed it, but she won't be the first and and won't be the last to do so

She a nice lady just trying to earn a living like the rest of us.... Her other threads offer a fairer balanced view......

She's English, by no way a rip off merchant and generally takes really good care of those who see her.... I had a great time when I met her, and although I has a change of heart and met another girl, I'd still go and see her again....

Give her a break eh...?? 

[broksonic]

It is possible that she has put weight on since you last saw her.   But I do agree that we should give her a break because I'm sure she's a nice lady

[Roland D Hay]

Take your point guys, I'm sure she's a nice lady but there's no way she's a size 14 either. I have a view that there's something out there for everyone, size 6 up to size 20 or whatever size and age takes your fancy. If WG's choose to be dishonest about those stats then they can expect to get the piss taken. Where they are honest about these things then they have my utmost respect and I wouldn't dream of taking the piss. There's far too many treat us like mugs, even if it's knocking off 10 years or 5 stone. Fine that she generally tries to provide a good service but all the indicators are that she's luring punters in under false pretences.

[Talbear]

It is possible that she has put weight on since you last saw her.   But I do agree that we should give her a break because I'm sure she's a nice lady

Fair point.... She could have done to be fair....

Don't get me wrong, I don't like BBWs.... Is she Curvy ??? Yes..... Fat???? No..!!

And she's definitely not a BBW....

As I said earlier on this (or the alternative) thread, she's one of the best I've seen.... And whilst things could have changed I would see her again as it was a fantastic experience ...!!!

[Roland D Hay]

I note that Miss Parklane has now included a much better profile pic that will make it far easier for some to now make a decision. Fair play to her for putting a better picture up. It confirms my view that she's a size 16 and not my cup of tea at all but I'm sure some will book based on the new profile pic.

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[finn5555]

She has a big rack 

[broksonic]

I don't understand why she has 2 profiles  . This one External Link/Members Only  and External Link/Members Only

[Roland D Hay]

I don't understand why she has 2 profiles  . This one External Link/Members Only  and External Link/Members Only

I don't understand how the fuck she's getting £150 an hour!

[billyjo]

Wow she looks hot stuff to me, beautiful natural breasts, may have to try her out soon. 

[Roland D Hay]

Wow she looks hot stuff to me, beautiful natural breasts, may have to try her out soon.

Which proves my earlier point that she would get punters based on people actually being able to see a half decent profile pic.

[billyjo]

Which proves my earlier point that she would get punters based on people actually being able to see a half decent profile pic.

I was planning on booking an appointment with mssparklane up until someone mentioned she's a size 20 on this thread.

She looks smoking hot to me in that picture, real sexy curvy figure.

[ampersand]

I did say .......................

[ampersand]

She has a big rack 

So perhaps not a 'fat granny' then Finn?

[ampersand]

It confirms my view that she's a size 16

Hardly .................. she may have to wear size 16 clothes to accommodate her huge boobs - as many well endowed ladies do - but that doesn't necessarily make her a size 16.  As was said before, give her a break!

[lordship]

hmm 150 on aw but 125 on the other site 

[Roland D Hay]

Hardly .................. she may have to wear size 16 clothes to accommodate her huge boobs - as many well endowed ladies do - but that doesn't necessarily make her a size 16.  As was said before, give her a break!

I did give her a break, I said she'll get bookings now she has a half decent profile pic. She's definitely a 16 based on that pic, her tits might be a 20 though!