Author Topic: Maria-massage - Glasgow  (Read 6387 times)


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Offline S.X. MacHine

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Now, she's been reviewed before, but I thought I'd add my tuppence worth.
I was on business in Glasgow today and thought it would be rude not to sample the local talent. 'Ready 'n Raunchy' Laura replied promptly to say she couldn't accomodate me, so I fell back on plan B, Maria.
Maria advertises as a masseuse, but this is a fiction. She's a prossie and offers full on whoring services; at least, she did with me.
She's located in [Removed by admin] by the Gallowgate, about 12 mins by taxi from Queen St Station. All communications were prompt and clear.
Location; modern flats just outside the city centre. No complaints. Room contained a massage table and bed.
Girl; she's been criticised in the past for not being facially attractive. Her face is clearly displayed on her AW profile. While I agree that she'd not win a beauty contest, I felt her friendly smile more than compensated. She is blessed with a toned and very attractive figure; truly lovely boobs, pert and natural, a wee, neat waist and very pleasing firm round bum. She has naturally crimped black hair and smooth skin. No complaints  These South American prossies certainly put some of our local fatties to shame!
Attitude; really could not have been better. Always with a ready smile, she was wholly obliging and took my instructions. I felt relaxed in her company. Having offered me the use of her bathroom facilities, she stripped  naked and invited me onto the massage table. By now I too was in the buff and held her to me for some DFK.
The Event; the massage element lasted fully a minute. Then I spreadeagled her on the massage  table and performed oral on her stiff wee clit, while inserting two fingers for a spot of g spot massage. At this point I noticed a rack on the wall from which hung a cane, flogger, spanking paddle and handcuffs. Not quite normal accoutrements in a legit massage parlour, I think. Being dominantly inclined, I bent her over her massage table and gave her a mild whacking over the butt with all the available implements, leaving a net set of parallel red stripes. She had absolutely no complaints with this. Then onto the bed, where she slipped on a condom and indulged me in some oral. While I'm more of an OWO kind of guy, I didn't mind the covered bj. Safer, I guess. Then she rode me cowgirl. All good.
Finale; despite her protestations that her English isn't good, we had a nice wee conversation about Brazil (her home) and her like of Scotland and Glasgow. The meeting lasted 35, costing £50.
Conclusion; I've recently been criticised by Marmalade for being generous with my Positives when reviewing. I can only say that Maria made a good impression on me and fulfilled my requirements.
Negatives? Oral With. As I said, not ideal, but safer. Also she chewed bubblegum. Weird.
Would I return? Yes.

Offline Glesgaboy

Good review man. 
And well done on shaking up the session format with the whacking! New territory me thinks.  :hi:
Now on my HL.

Offline Hooples cat

Yes, have to say my experience was the same as the OP; without the whacking though!

Saw Maria a while back (when she was in Morrison St) and she'd been reviewed a lot at the time and so I didn't bother. Lovely body, face alright actually (it's in the eye of the beholder you know-we should have a thread on that) and a pleasant manner.

The certainty (at least for me) of Edinburgh saunas has meant I've not been back but maybe I will when time presses such that the M8 return trip isn't practical.

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Don't start with that old shite again...been done to death :dash:
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Offline g3nius

Is it just me, or does she never answer the phone?

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Is it just me, or does she never answer the phone?

Quit while your ahead mate... trust me you're winning. ;)

Offline Easygoingdude

Is it just me, or does she never answer the phone?

Hahahahaha - same experience for me mate.

Offline S.X. MacHine

Is it just me, or does she never answer the phone?

She didn't answer me either when I phoned but I left a voice message to which she responded by text in minutes. I guess this must be her preferred way of working.