Author Topic: Andrea M Birmingham (Read 4995 times)

vw · « **on:** May 08, 2018, 01:34:50 pm »

Have been intending on meeting Andrea singe her first appearance on UK nearly a year ago, but paths have never crossed, always on tour when I was passing. Anyway called her mid-morning no reply and followed up with text message asking about booking in a few hours, she replied all confirmed and sent a postcode to call her from. Called her on arrival and directed in.

Venue

Venue is a functional apartment, nice and tidy bedroom and a fully stocked bathroom, was offered and accepted shower on arrive, was damn hot day. Shower requires steps to get into, so if unsteady on feet might want to consider showering before-hand or ask her for assistance. Towels were clean and fresh and mouth wash had a shot glass to use next to the bottle, Impressed, sure I posted that suggestion on uke a while back.

The Girl

Very attractive IMO, I was attracted to the photos same as her so all good, she was dressed in black dress and matching lack undies. THESE
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Body wise not gym toned but was not expected nice tits and a very squeezable bum, she was taller than expected might have been the heels.

The Action

Started with some fantastic DFK, one of the better tongue kissers I have punted over the years and boy does her like to kiss, very intuitive regarding this. On to oral was deep and varied and put her tongue to good use while doing this, best BJ since Morgan.

Only problem is as I approach orgasm I am getting chronic headaches so had to stop this happened a few times as approaching Cumming during the punt so never cum. Meet also included reverse oral until orgasm/convincing orgasm roleplay, sex in cowgirl lots with kissing interspersed and lazy attempt at doggy and mish on this hot day.

Andrea was very cool with the whole headache thing, gave up trying in my head and had a little chat and kiss, she asked one final time if there was anything she could do to make me cum. I broke cover sort of and asked her to stick a carrot in my arse. Got one hell of a good reaction from her. when she realised who i might be Little chat then left no clockwatching and had slightly over run.

Review

Would I return, certainly would return, probably for longer next time and not on a hot day.

Note i missed booking her the day before as was not listed as a day she worked, but apparently was and adultwork was more upto date diary, would advise checking that one first.

No Carrots were used in this punt, despite her having some.

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bearcat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2018, 01:50:39 pm »

Thanks for the review VW, sorry to hijack your review, but it gives me apt opportunity to moan a bit.

I've tried about 5 or 6 times to contact Andrea now, and I've either got no reply at all, or at most on one occasion a "sorry I'm not available" type response a couple of hours later (which was a bit indiscreet of her).

She's obviously popular, and I'm sure for good reason, but as much as I'd like to punt her, I think personally for me, she's gonna have to be one of those prossies that goes into the too popular and too much effort to arrange something with category for me, at least for the moment anyway.

Thanks for the review anyway, and I'm glad to hear you had a good punt with her.

xandyx · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2018, 01:58:14 pm »

Great review VW, was it half or an hour punt, and what part of town is she in for parking.
Thanks.

vw · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2018, 02:08:31 pm »

Quote from: bearcat69 on May 08, 2018, 01:50:39 pm

Thanks for the review VW, sorry to hijack your review, but it gives me apt opportunity to moan a bit.

I've tried about 5 or 6 times to contact Andrea now, and I've either got no reply at all, or at most on one occasion a "sorry I'm not available" type response a couple of hours later (which was a bit indiscreet of her).

She's obviously popular, and I'm sure for good reason, but as much as I'd like to punt her, I think personally for me, she's gonna have to be one of those prossies that goes into the too popular and too much effort to arrange something with category for me, at least for the moment anyway.

Thanks for the review anyway, and I'm glad to hear you had a good punt with her.

that makes me sound like i got lucky, 3 hours from call to first kiss, the punting god were with me for a change.

She profile mentioned that she will only text back for 30 mins in the FAQ's, i let her know mine was a punting phone and to contact at will.

I get what you mean about too much effort have had that with a few especially as i punt on a whim.

vw · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2018, 02:10:41 pm »

Quote from: xandyx on May 08, 2018, 01:58:14 pm

Great review VW, was it half or an hour punt, and what part of town is she in for parking.
Thanks.

Was an hour punt, fuck cannot belive i forgot that.

Walk-able from the the WM Feds ish. Never parked as i walked, but the text suggested plenty of parking when she sent postcode.

bearcat69 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2018, 02:30:03 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 08, 2018, 02:08:31 pm

that makes me sound like i got lucky, 3 hours from call to first kiss, the punting god were with me for a change.

She profile mentioned that she will only text back for 30 mins in the FAQ's, i let her know mine was a punting phone and to contact at will.

I get what you mean about too much effort have had that with a few especially as i punt on a whim.

Yeah I know, which is what made me a bit miffed. Fortunately I use a punting phone, but still, could have forgot to turn it off and missus could have heard it and it could have caused problems... It didn't, but that's not the point. I have always followed her instructions on saying when I want to be contacted back by as well, giving her a good hour or so each time, so am a bit disappointed at her coms.

To be fair to her, she does say that she advises advance bookings, but that just doesn't work for me right now, I can't really be sure of when opportunities will arise until they arise, and then I can only really give a prossie maybe three hours notice at most. So, I mean, I've had a fair try at dancing her dance to get a booking, but do have to conclude she's obviously just too busy and too much effort for me to book right now.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2018, 03:25:48 pm »

Thanks for the review VW. Regarding that headache thing, I've had that once. Years ago, but it was that extreme I still vividly remember it. Mine was during a wank though. The closer I got to climaxing the worse the pain in my head got! In the end the pain was ridiculous, but I pushed through and finished my wank, then immediately grabbed my head in agony! I think there's a medical word for the condition. Only happened the once with me though.

She's a good punt Andrea, seems to be very consistent.

vw · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2018, 03:34:57 pm »

Quote from: Littlefoot on May 08, 2018, 03:25:48 pm

Thanks for the review VW. Regarding that headache thing, I've had that once. Years ago, but it was that extreme I still vividly remember it. Mine was during a wank though. The closer I got to climaxing the worse the pain in my head got! In the end the pain was ridiculous, but I pushed through and finished my wank, then immediately grabbed my head in agony! I think there's a medical word for the condition. Only happened the once with me though.

She's a good punt Andrea, seems to be very consistent.

I started a thread on UKE, seems both sexes can get it to varying degrees.

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m4rmite · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2018, 03:47:49 pm »

I can confirm women get it. The wife gets hers when I wake up until I goto sleep.

Lee4u · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2018, 03:52:09 pm »

She is very hard to get hold of it bcz of her service every guys are on to her I try few time but still not lucky enough to meet her

fenderswoop · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2018, 05:40:13 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 08, 2018, 02:10:41 pm

Was an hour punt, fuck cannot belive i forgot that.

Walk-able from the the WM Feds ish. Never parked as i walked, but the text suggested plenty of parking when she sent postcode.

Perhaps I'm being thick for not figuring this out but where is WM Feds?

Kerosene · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2018, 06:23:29 pm »

Quote from: fenderswoop on May 08, 2018, 05:40:13 pm

Perhaps I'm being thick for not figuring this out but where is WM Feds?

Lloyd House, the police HQ next to Snow Hill station.

xandyx · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2018, 06:29:52 pm »

Thanks for the info VW

DAlpine1980 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:04:53 pm »

It's been a while since I met her (mainly because I am not meeting very often these days) but I always managed to make a booking easily enough in advance. I tried for the next day once and she got back to me a bit later to say she couldn't do it. Perhaps it is harder for same dayers, especially with the recent retirees or movers?

NigelF · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:09:39 pm »

Since we're all jumping in - I'm still annoyed that she cancelled her Manchester tour! She did cancel a couple of days in advance though so that's fine in my book (but still annoying).

Littlefoot · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:11:38 pm »

Quote from: DAlpine1980 on May 08, 2018, 07:04:53 pm

It's been a while since I met her (mainly because I am not meeting very often these days) but I always managed to make a booking easily enough in advance. I tried for the next day once and she got back to me a bit later to say she couldn't do it. Perhaps it is harder for same dayers, especially with the recent retirees or movers?

Like VW I had no difficulty getting a same day booking. Perhaps I was also lucky

I think if I made 5 or 6 unsuccessful attempts to book as bearcat did I may well have given up.

The Owl · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:43:00 pm »

I've mostly booked in advance via AW. A quick check of her AW and a bit of flexibility on my times has meant I've always been offered an appointment. There have been times when I've looked to book her on the day but she was often booked up.

Oh dear VW, blowing your cover to an escort. You may well indeed end up with a carrot up the arse fetish. Maybe it will distract you from the headaches come the vinegar stroke.

DAlpine1980 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2018, 08:51:20 pm »

Quote from: Littlefoot on May 08, 2018, 07:11:38 pm

Like VW I had no difficulty getting a same day booking. Perhaps I was also lucky

I think if I made 5 or 6 unsuccessful attempts to book as bearcat did I may well have given up.

Yes, I agree with that.

vw · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2018, 01:37:55 am »

Quote from: The Owl on May 08, 2018, 07:43:00 pm

Oh dear VW, blowing your cover to an escort. You may well indeed end up with a carrot up the arse fetish. Maybe it will distract you from the headaches come the vinegar stroke.

Binned the sim and the fat suit at the airport.

bearcat69 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2018, 01:49:00 pm »

Quote from: DAlpine1980 on May 08, 2018, 07:04:53 pm

It's been a while since I met her (mainly because I am not meeting very often these days) but I always managed to make a booking easily enough in advance. I tried for the next day once and she got back to me a bit later to say she couldn't do it. Perhaps it is harder for same dayers, especially with the recent retirees or movers?

Yeah, exactly, I mean, along with about 5 or 6 other WGs in WM who I haven't seen yet who are well reviewed and I would like to try, pretty much all of them are difficult to get in contact with. So this is nothing new to me, it's not like she's the only popular prossie in WM who is tricky to get a booking with due to short supply and high demand. As she says on her profile "Please try to understand that there is only one of me and quite a few of you" I do appreciate what that must be like. Ultimately for me, whilst others can say "well I had not problem contacting her" I can only really judge as I find. If I contact a prossie more than a few times and don't get a good response, then I always think now, better to back off and look at booking other prossies. I am a patient guy, really I am, but last thing I need is to wind myself up over getting a booking with some prossie, no matter how much people rate her.

Quote from: Littlefoot on May 08, 2018, 07:11:38 pm

I think if I made 5 or 6 unsuccessful attempts to book as bearcat did I may well have given up.

Not completely given up on getting a booking with her, but just gonna try and wait till the hype and the queue calms down a bit, however long that may be.

DAlpine1980 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 09, 2018, 02:03:24 pm »

Quote from: bearcat69 on May 09, 2018, 01:49:00 pm

Yeah, exactly, I mean, along with about 5 or 6 other WGs in WM who I haven't seen yet who are well reviewed and I would like to try, pretty much all of them are difficult to get in contact with. So this is nothing new to me, it's not like she's the only popular prossie in WM who is tricky to get a booking with due to short supply and high demand. As she says on her profile "Please try to understand that there is only one of me and quite a few of you" I do appreciate what that must be like. Ultimately for me, whilst others can say "well I had not problem contacting her" I can only really judge as I find. If I contact a prossie more than a few times and don't get a good response, then I always think now, better to back off and look at booking other prossies. I am a patient guy, really I am, but last thing I need is to wind myself up over getting a booking with some prossie, no matter how much people rate her.

Not completely given up on getting a booking with her, but just gonna try and wait till the hype and the queue calms down a bit, however long that may be.

No I think that is all fair enough really. I think in the same position I would back off too.

HailWood · « **Reply #21 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:31:40 pm »

Cheers VW. Andrea on my list too but not tried yet to book her. Sounds like you struck luckier than some of the other guys.
PS - sorry to hear about the headache issue. First I have heard if this horrendous affliction. There ought to be a charity and self help group for sufferers.

vw · « **Reply #22 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:37:01 pm »

Quote from: MikeTheBike on May 09, 2018, 05:31:40 pm

PS - sorry to hear about the headache issue. First I have heard if this horrendous affliction. There ought to be a charity and self help group for sufferers.

Your new BF pictsi seems to thinks the headaches are karma.

Cannot wait for you two to sync a MMF review.

HailWood · « **Reply #23 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:45:30 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 09, 2018, 05:37:01 pm

Cannot wait for you two to sync a MMF review.

Come and join us and we’ll make it an MMFM. I’m the M on the end BTW

vw · « **Reply #24 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:48:33 pm »

Quote from: MikeTheBike on May 09, 2018, 05:45:30 pm

Come and join us and we’ll make it an MMFM. I’m the M on the end BTW

The M on the end eats carrots out of each bum, thanks for volunteering.

HailWood · « **Reply #25 on:** May 09, 2018, 06:25:07 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 09, 2018, 05:48:33 pm

The M on the end eats carrots out of each bum, thanks for volunteering.

It won’t be carrots - we will be figging

Picti · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:17:56 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 09, 2018, 05:37:01 pm

Your new BF pictsi seems to thinks the headaches are karma.

Cannot wait for you two to sync a MMF review.

I gave you some sound, caring advice before even contemplating a jocular comment you hypochondriac!

Anyway, Andrea comes across extremely well on UKE. Is she as fun, playful, and stimulating in person?

Oh and the other thing...NO!

vw · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:57:33 am »

Quote from: MikeTheBike on May 09, 2018, 06:25:07 pm

It won’t be carrots - we will be figging

Nice one, we need a volunteer for Rhaphanidosis if i fig.

Quote from: pictisunum on May 09, 2018, 07:17:56 pm

Oh and the other thing...NO!

Your loss.

HailWood · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2018, 06:03:35 am »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 10, 2018, 01:57:33 am

Nice one, we need a volunteer for Rhaphanidosis if i fig.

You got me there, I had to Google.

Picti · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:10:30 am »

Quote from: virtualwaster on May 10, 2018, 01:57:33 am

Your loss.

More your loss than mine

threechilliman · « **Reply #30 on:** May 11, 2018, 02:00:25 pm »

Quote from: NigelF on May 08, 2018, 07:09:39 pm

Since we're all jumping in - I'm still annoyed that she cancelled her Manchester tour! She did cancel a couple of days in advance though so that's fine in my book (but still annoying).

+1. I'm hoping she'll have another go, but after the summer. We'll see.