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TL:DR – gorgeous, absolute filth, definitely nuts, bit of a junkie
It was the best of punts; it was the worst of punts
Comms: called her up and asked for a booking in an hour, she said yes
Looks: wow, VERY good looking. Nice smelling, nice hair, nice c-cup tits, slim, reasonably pretty, well made-up. 9/10. Looks like she’s filth, which she definitely is.
Paid: £400.
So she asks me to get her some alcohol on the way when I call, I asked her what drink and got the vodka she asked for. At this point alarm bells start ringing for this, but on we go. On the phone she starts talking dirty to me already, which I guess when you’re ordering the extreme filth service (listed on her adultwork profile) is kinda getting what you’re gonna pay for right from the word go! She said "my friend can join in for an extra £50, but don’t tell her I’m an escort, she’s just a girl that I get to join in at her own choice for fun (!)"
Anyways, I get to the flat just off a main road, parking easy, flat on the first floor. Nice flat, with a very nice large screen TV which she plays porn films on to get you in the mood – a good set-up. She’s got all her toys, lube, condoms the lot laid out.
We get started and she says my friend will join us in a bit. Her friend was not good looking and was not up for anything at all, which is a shame as I did pay an extra £50 for that. The Adultwork reviews suggest she has another mate that is much better called Amber, but this one, Molly, definitely not worth it. My advice is if you book this girl and she says “do you want my friend to join in”, ask what the girl’s name is, and if it’s “Molly”, don’t bother. They were doing lines of something in another room in between the shags, and Emily also had a good drink, and asked if she could smoke (I said fine) and then asked if she could smoke weed (I said no). She didn’t smoke at all anyway.
We have sex in a number of positions, Missionary, edge of the bed, her on top. She is HIGH ENERGY, and talks dirty throughout. She doesn’t just lay there. Sometimes I felt she was moving about too much and had to tell her to keep still.
We tried Anal, and she was very good with this as she let me have a right go on her. Confession: I’ve been shagging civies and prossies for 12 years and this was my first time doing a girl up the arse. It didn’t work immediately, and I was not used to going for that hole lol, but credit to Emily, she persisted and in the end it was good.
Finished off with a bit of CIM and she swallowed what little went in her mouth at my request, most of it went over her tits. The girl is very willing to do almost anything, and we also had a bit of Oral without. The only thing she doesn’t do is Bareback, which she made clear from the start and made me a bit relieved.
We went a bit over time, and she made me pay £50 extra. Truth is, I wasn’t there that much more than an hour, it’s debatable if I did over-run. I was there less than an hour but did turn up a bit later than I said.
Afterwards she says I’ve got another friend who can join in next time. She then sends me a pic which google reverse image search reveals to be an American Instagrammer called Alexis Ren, so I look forward to having sex with Alexis as well next time. Quite unusual that an American Instagrammer with 1.5m twitter followers is joining in with prossies to bang random guys in Hertfordshire, but who am I to doubt this.
I could give this a positive – amazing sex at times and she was eager to please. I could give this a neutral – charged extra for an extra girl who was a. not worth it b. not willing. Also the coke (I’m guessing coke) made her a bit too much, and some blatant my-sexy-friend catfishing afterwards.
My head is still spinning. I may even go back at some point
