Author Topic: Scottish Emily - Glasgow  (Read 6791 times)


14 review(s) for Scottish Emily (8 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline freshntoff

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Comms.... by email prior they were fine. Responded quickly. Had arranged a time to meet at her hotel in Glasgow. Upon arrival (5 mins before agreed time)I text her to say I had arrived outside and to let me know when she was ready. Here's the first negative..... she told me off for being early and reminded me of the agreed time. I was aware of the agreed time that's why I said ' let me know when you are ready'. First time that has ever happened with anyone.

The meet.....opened the door with the usual hiding behind it. When I saw her I was disappointed after seeing her photos on AW. She was wearing some geeky looking glasses that she obviously feels makes her attractive (I don't know who to!). She has 2 good large assets though in a cracking pair of tits. The only problem is she also has 2 other large assets...her arse and her nose (maybe that's what the glasses are for to hide part of the hooter!). She's as white as a ghost and fortunately she was wearing lipstick otherwise I would have lost her against the white wall of the bedroom. With the glasses as well I thought I was in an episode of The Invisible Woman!

She stripped off completely but I never got a look between her legs as she kept them quite tightly closed during the next ten minutes. I didn't even try going there but opted for some OWO with her sat on the bed. To be honest this was boring with little effort being put in. I concentrated on her tits and mouth as much as possible and came in her mouth pretty quickly to be fair. I cannot remember what she did with it to be honest, but who cares?

We started chatting (I had booked and paid for an hour) but after a minute I was bored shitless. It was like talking to a child. I got up, made an excuse and got dressed and got the hell out of there.

In all my years of punting this was the most disappointing. Just where all the positives have come from I just dont know. Ive rarely had a problem with anybody (even the Roms). She'd be OK if you're after a youngish body to use for an hour or however long on the provision she doesn't speak (I'll leave it to you to maybe provide a brown paper bag which may help in another area). There does seem a reasonably nice enough girl inside there somewhere but I'd rather watch paint dry than go down that road again.


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Thanks for doing review, the closed legs stuff is fucking annoying, had that a few reviews back, makes you wonder why. 

Offline DickDiver

Thanks for the review. Saw her pictures on UKE and couldn't believe the comments that people found them attractive.

Combined with a rabid bampot personality and her crazy delusional bragging she is definitely second choice to a disappointing wank.

Offline Cactus

Thanks for the review. Saw her pictures on UKE and couldn't believe the comments that people found them attractive.

Combined with a rabid bampot personality and her crazy delusional bragging she is definitely second choice to a disappointing wank.

Where's the review?

This bampot hadn't even crossed my radar until a couple of days ago, I think I'm fully abrest of her various meltdowns now! Frankly, the review does't surprise me.

Offline Matrix

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Her profile pictures are shite but she's smart enough to hide her coupon.

Offline DickDiver

Where's the review?


To be honest, if i was reviewing myself I'd be a total fucking fluff, definitely open with a "please be gentle", and finish with "treat him well guys" and it would be 10/10 and "gorgeous" irrespective of how disappointing.

Offline Cactus

To be honest, if i was reviewing myself I'd be a total fucking fluff, definitely open with a "please be gentle", and finish with "treat him well guys" and it would be 10/10 and "gorgeous" irrespective of how disappointing.

So basically an introspective tazman review but real?

Offline Belgarion

Getting told off for texting you had arrived 5 mins before the booking time?

Amazing. Truly horrible way to start a meet.

I'll be in Scotland soon and she was on my HL ages ago but removed her as she had a couple of meltdowns on UKE.

The last thread was also a car crash and I put her in the BL. A few things transpired and i had second thoughts.

She certainly does not help herself.

An SP I saw many moons ago told me the closed leg thing was because it was the time of the month. She didn't want me to stick my fingers in her as it would dislodge the sponge she had put in.

Safe to say the meet ended there and then.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 07:45:06 pm by Belgarion »

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Offline DickDiver

So basically an introspective tazman review but real?

Yup. Dodgy positive but gave myself a £50 discount for it. Wanked on my feet.

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Yup. Dodgy positive but gave myself a £50 discount for it. Wanked on my feet.

 :lol:

Don't forget to alter this review rating.  :sarcastic:

Offline Belgarion

She's lost the plot again on UKE

Offline DickDiver

She's lost the plot again on UKE

She makes Kendra look well adjusted. At least, according to consensus, Kendra had her looks to fall back on. Beaker not so much.

Offline The Owl

I think Scottish Emily is attractive. In the early days if she'd toured my area I'd have probably booked her. The looks don't put me off and I hadn't really looked in to her reviews, but the stuff she's posted on UKE moved her firmly on to my blacklist. I remember the post about seeking a dom, it set off a whole load of red flags for me. Why post about wanting a dom on a forum for selling sex where the idea is not to develop a relationship outside the paid time. There seems to be some serious issues with good boundaries and they seem to be significant, no wonder she has gotten a negative review. She needs to go and sort out her issues, self-esteem, neediness and quite possibly an undiagnosed or undisclosed mental health issue. Scottish Emily is the next Girl Interrupted/Raven/Emily waiting to happen and it wouldn't surprise me if that time was now.

Like I said, I think she's hot but my concerns over her behaviour means I'll never book her even if she did end up my way or me hers.

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She's lost the plot again on UKE

Yes making a snide comment about punters on here, she really is a total cunt. :thumbsdown:

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There’s plenty of very attractive SPs out there who don’t  display this level of vanity or arrogance. Her attitude is ugly, regardless what she looks like. 

IMO she’s below average looking. An unattractive SP hiding behind stylish specs.

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Yes making a snide comment about punters on here, she really is a total cunt. :thumbsdown:

Why that heartless bitch! I'm OFFENDED!!!

How can she say such things about folk she's never even met?  :cry:


I have no idea what she's been saying.

Is it tasty?   :P

P.S I'm the best looking cunt on the internet.

Offline DickDiver

Why that heartless bitch! I'm OFFENDED!!!

How can she say such things about folk she's never even met?  :cry:


I have no idea what she's been saying.

Is it tasty?   :P

P.S I'm the best looking cunt on the internet.

Matrix - you are not smart enough to even begin competing with guerilla marketing guru Emily!

Another bampot I spotted in those car crash threads was her bampot mate Lolapalooza (or similar). Her standard MO seems to be demure, neutral friend of the weegie hookers until someone crosses her and then all hell is unleashed with dark mutterings of nefarious activities in DM. If i punted in glasgow, and if I liked chubbers, she'd defo be on my bampot list.

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Matrix - you are not smart enough to even begin competing with guerilla marketing guru Emily!

Another bampot I spotted in those car crash threads was her bampot mate Lolapalooza (or similar). Her standard MO seems to be demure, neutral friend of the weegie hookers until someone crosses her and then all hell is unleashed with dark mutterings of nefarious activities in DM. If i punted in glasgow, and if I liked chubbers, she'd defo be on my bampot list.

I can’t excuse or condone my behaviour over the last few days on the other site so I won’t. I’m angry at myself for reacting as badly as I did, a bit of reflection needed on my part and learning to rein in my gob when things bother me. I should have dealt with things privately some time ago to avoid that situation and didn’t, poor judgement on my part.

I promise I’m not always such a massive knob.

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I can’t excuse or condone my behaviour over the last few days on the other site so I won’t. I’m angry at myself for reacting as badly as I did, a bit of reflection needed on my part and learning to rein in my gob when things bother me. I should have dealt with things privately some time ago to avoid that situation and didn’t, poor judgement on my part.

I promise I’m not always such a massive knob.

Watching your gob should help you stop being massive.  :hi:

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Watching your gob should help you stop being massive.  :hi:

Oh don’t I know it, something else I’m trying to work on too!

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Actually, I was pleasuring myself to old Tazzy boys banning thread and noticed another review of this girl being mentioned by the "man" himself. Looks like she's got form. She's classed as being a head turner in this one too  :wacko:. I ain't on UKE so can't get all the juicy details.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=176622.0

Managed to turn one of her positives into a car crash as well.  :rolleyes: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140919.100


Also, for the benefit of anyone who's struggling to achieve and maintain an erection. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141541.0
« Last Edit: May 08, 2018, 08:51:47 pm by Matrix »

Offline Cactus

I can’t excuse or condone my behaviour over the last few days on the other site so I won’t. I’m angry at myself for reacting as badly as I did, a bit of reflection needed on my part and learning to rein in my gob when things bother me. I should have dealt with things privately some time ago to avoid that situation and didn’t, poor judgement on my part.

I promise I’m not always such a massive knob.

You really didn't cover yourself in glory, are you showing remorse over there too?  The whole thing was an absolute clusterfuck!

Offline Astarter

Always easy to come back and say sorry and show remorse afterwards. You have already shown off your true self as well as your psycho pal and coming on here writing a few lines changes nothing.

Your latest act only further confirms your psychotic tendencies. I had an issue with you previously while trying to arrange a booking (thanfkfully it never happened). You somehow managed to misconstrue some simple honest words I used to psych out and be rude towards me then next day apologised saying you were having some family issues and were feeling temperamental.

Seems like you have trouble controlling your emotions and this has now been doubly confirmed.


I can’t excuse or condone my behaviour over the last few days on the other site so I won’t. I’m angry at myself for reacting as badly as I did, a bit of reflection needed on my part and learning to rein in my gob when things bother me. I should have dealt with things privately some time ago to avoid that situation and didn’t, poor judgement on my part.

I promise I’m not always such a massive knob.

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Matrix - you are not smart enough to even begin competing with guerilla marketing guru Emily!

Another bampot I spotted in those car crash threads was her bampot mate Lolapalooza (or similar). Her standard MO seems to be demure, neutral friend of the weegie hookers until someone crosses her and then all hell is unleashed with dark mutterings of nefarious activities in DM. If i punted in glasgow, and if I liked chubbers, she'd defo be on my bampot list.

Suspect her marketing works for the saddoes with a hero complex and need to be a father figure to her.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2018, 10:04:50 am by vw »

Offline DickDiver

Suspect her marketing works for the saddoes with a hero complex and need to be a father figure to her.

Taz will volunteer to be her hero for a nudie pic, £5 discount and a wank on her feet.