Author Topic: American Scarlett - Newcastle  (Read 5391 times)


28 review(s) for AmericanGirl (11 positive, 4 neutral, 13 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline kayak

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Supposedly 1 hour incall to my hotel on the Quayside, Newcastle, which lasted less than 30 minutes.

£100 for the hour.

First of all thank you (sincerely, no sarcasm) to all the previous contributors who had written about her. It only occurred to me on the morning of the punt that I'd arranged with her a few days prior, to do some research on UKP, and I was a bit horrified by the amount of negative experiences that you guys have had with her. Problem for me was the missus was at home, and it was on the day of said punt, and it was getting late and I urgently needed to get on the road to Newcastle for work. So I tried to get to see Keeva, but unfortunately and rather not surprisingly she had no availability, so I thought I'd go ahead with the punt with American Scarlett, at least now armed with the knowledge of how bad the punt might be. At least she was only asking £100 for an hour, apparently discounted from her normal £120.

So I managed my expectations accordingly, and lowered my ambitions from what I'd hoped to get out of the experience, which was sensible, but I still felt annoyed afterwards.

It's a bit pointless giving all the detail of how she behaves, because you can read it all already in the various other reports in this thread, but yes, suffice it to say, she does carry on in a distracted way like she'd rather be doing something else, and is far too rough and I had to repeatedly ask her to do things, or do things differently. The conclusion is that she can't be interested in being good at the job, and she clearly doesn't enjoy it, and is only just thinking of how much cash she can make as easy as possible. It shows very obviously.

She's also not very attractive, and her accent is kind of whiny and unpleasant, and in spite of me trying to have a decent conversation, she muttered off half to herself about things that I couldn't understand half the time.

I was very pleased to see her go, even though I only got about 25 minutes out of the supposed hour, and she had arrived half an hour late. albeit that she did text to say she was on her way.

Oh and I just remembered, when we had a bit of 69, her bits were awfully smelly of pee! Why can't some ladie's be thorough enough to wash properly after they've had a pee if they know they're going to have a bit of oral? Ugh!   :vomit:
« Last Edit: May 04, 2018, 09:57:41 pm by kayak »

Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for the review. Forgive my scepticism but something seems odd. You had booked her as outcall to your hotel but you were with the missus? So you couldn't cancel but you could try to arrange a booking with keeva?

Just reads a little odd to me.

Offline kayak

Thanks for the review. Forgive my scepticism but something seems odd. You had booked her as outcall to your hotel but you were with the missus? So you couldn't cancel but you could try to arrange a booking with keeva?

Just reads a little odd to me.

That'll be my bad composition. I was with the missus this morning, so I couldn't indulge myself by taking a long time trying to arrange an alternative. I had already contacted American Scarlett a couple of days ago on Adultwork and asked her for an incall at my hotel, and her Adultwork profile is full of only positive reviews, so I wasn't concerned until this morning when it occurred to me to check UKP for any reviews of her.

I travelled by myself to Newcastle today, without the missus.

Clear now? :dash:
« Last Edit: May 04, 2018, 10:26:39 pm by kayak »

Offline Kev3773

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Who wrote your first 2 reviews, because it wasn't the same person that wrote this one  :unknown:

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Who wrote your first 2 reviews, because it wasn't the same person that wrote this one  :unknown:

What? Why? It was definitely me mate. :(

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What? Why? It was definitely me mate. :(

You can't kid a kidder   :wacko:

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Who wrote your first 2 reviews, because it wasn't the same person that wrote this one  :unknown:

Have to agree, too different to be the same person.

OP, do you mean an outcall, because an incall is where you go to her place. Outcall she comes to you.   :unknown:

Offline kayak

Have to agree, too different to be the same person.

OP, do you mean an outcall, because an incall is where you go to her place. Outcall she comes to you.   :unknown:

Yes you're right. It was an outcall to my hotel. I must be getting old timers disease.

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You can't kid a kidder   :wacko:

Have you read this kayack trolls horse shit on uke. 

reads like might be the scorned wife posting IMO

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Offline waynekerr600

OP does seem a bit of a fantasist. Had a read through his previous postings and send to talk about girls he's seen and parlours he's been too whilst only giving information which could quite easily be picked up from a few web pages.

Definitely something suspect here.

Bit of a PIA from some members we either get no reviews or shite.

Offline Sar-Major

Well anyone with an ounce of sense would have checked the AW profile number in the UKP search facility first.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

The fact that her AW number has had more name changes, than nappies on a baby with the shits.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Makes you wonder WHY, he still went through with the meeting,  :scare: and a probable good excuse to “Avoid”  :thumbsup:

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Slight change of mind, the Op is a sleeping troll imo  :thumbsdown:

Offline Moresomes

Well anyone with an ounce of sense would have checked the AW profile number in the UKP search facility first.  :dash: :dash: :dash:



Too true SM. He says he checked UKP on the morning of the punt, then after reading her horrific feedback he still went ahead with it.
Reading that would have pointed me straight at a cancellation and a consolation wank.

Offline Tiger63

Its hard to have any sympathy for anyone who would want to see this one.
Questions about her hygiene, her mental state and indeed what state she turns up in  should have alarm bells ringing.
Even stranger why anyone would want to do a review without even seeing her :unknown:

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9 negs from 15 reviews speaks volumes, one to avoid  :thumbsdown:

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Too true SM. He says he checked UKP on the morning of the punt, then after reading her horrific feedback he still went ahead with it.
Reading that would have pointed me straight at a cancellation and a consolation wank.

That's a step too far MS.................... :P  :D :D :D

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Offline Mansell

9 negs from 15 reviews speaks volumes, one to avoid  :thumbsdown:
She's been on my Never, Ever list for a long long time.  :scare: Odd reviewer mind, something not right.  :unknown:

Offline Hurley

Why would you even bother when there is 9 negative reports on here, 1 neg in amongst a bunch of positives wouldn’t bother me but 9 tells a completely different story and is to my mind an avoid at all costs.

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She's been on my Never, Ever list for a long long time.  :scare: Odd reviewer mind, something not right.  :unknown:

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Offline CELICA GT

Why would you even bother when there is 9 negative reports on here, 1 neg in amongst a bunch of positives wouldn’t bother me but 9 tells a completely different story and is to my mind an avoid at all costs.
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I wonder if this person was American and female.

Don't know but it's brought the negative review back to the top so who is the actual loser.   :unknown:

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With a majority of negative reviews I think it's clear to see who is the loser.  From her previous, its unlikely to improve any time soon  :unknown: