Author Topic: Isla London Street Sauna  (Read 1907 times)

Offline TKovac

I did swither on this as I generally restrict negatives to dangerous, bait and switch or general service denying providers but realised the odds were that no sauna girl would get a neg and this was a pretty horrendous punt

Anyway here we go.  Popped in on a whim to see who was about.  Fancied Scottish so that narrowed my options to either Nikki or Isla.

Nikki had a previous neutral so despite her flashing her crotch at me decided to go with the unknown Isla. What a mistake. Physically Isla is a toned 20/30s bottle red head about 5'5" with nice perky tits

Anyway headed off to the room and to be honest even going down the stairs I could tell this was going to be a car crash.  Quite the attitude and clearly did not want to be there.  In the room and before I had even got the towel of was demanding the cash.  Now the forum will rightfully call me a tit but thought if I play nice perhaps she will warm up. So cash over she started as unerotically as possible saying all the extras and basically trying to up sell. Anyway again should have left but chickened out.

Got on the bed and she says the usual time waster stuff of "lie on your front for a massage" I laughed and said eh no let's just get cracking.  She then went on a lengthy ramble about how it was the law and she had to give me a massage incase anyone walked in.  Bit of back and forward and still with the hope she might mellow I rolled over let her do a really crap 4-5 min massage and then rolled over and thought fuck this enough nicey nice it's fucking time.  Got the most pathetic blow job (covered as she wanted £20 extra minimum for owo) bent her over and frustration fucked myself to orgasm in her admittedly tight cunt.

Got up grabbed my towel and headed up the stairs.  Was going to say something to Michelle on the way out but she was busy and thought fuck it it will just cause hassel anyway.

Tldr

Car crash prossy physically tasty but attitude even worse that the standard room bot. So much so will probably swerve lss for a few months
Banned reason: Excessive abuse to helpful member, ignored repeated requests to apologise
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Offline casio

Jesus... you deserve an internet medal for TOFTT at least
 :hi:

Offline Haulder

I was a London Street regular from about 1998 to 2008. By then the decline had started but there were still a few good ones Like Andrea, Alisha, Charlotte. Had my last punt in there in 2012.
I now consider it to be on the same level as Ambassador before it closed and that's the worst sauna ever.
No punter with any knowledge of the saunas goes near the place any more.

I can only think that the management are so clueless that they can't or won't do anything about it or it makes enough money that they don't give a shit. I find that hard to believe because the revenue it generates must be a fraction of what it was.

Of course there is another possibility but I prefer not to speculate here.

Offline TKovac

There are some decent service providers provided you go on with the expectation of covered oral.  It is also a nice place to pass the time with a coffee before getting a shag.

Should though have stuck with a known eg Lynn, Bindi, Selina, Sam or April .
Banned reason: Excessive abuse to helpful member, ignored repeated requests to apologise
Banned by: daviemac

Offline TKovac

Ahh alisha that name takes me back.  Stunning blonde from memory by then covered oral had started to take over and remember her whipping my towel off, dropping to her knees and engulfing my cock.  This was before we had even closed the door.
Banned reason: Excessive abuse to helpful member, ignored repeated requests to apologise
Banned by: daviemac

Offline foreverchanges

I was a London Street regular from about 1998 to 2008. By then the decline had started but there were still a few good ones Like Andrea, Alisha, Charlotte. Had my last punt in there in 2012.
I now consider it to be on the same level as Ambassador before it closed and that's the worst sauna ever.
No punter with any knowledge of the saunas goes near the place any more.

I can only think that the management are so clueless that they can't or won't do anything about it or it makes enough money that they don't give a shit. I find that hard to believe because the revenue it generates must be a fraction of what it was.

Of course there is another possibility but I prefer not to speculate here.

I'm in the same boat.I gave up on it in 2013 but with hindsight there was still Lucy,Zoe,Marie,Annarita there that now appears to be some sort of mini-Golden Age compared to the current shambles.
I imagine they used to make more money in the pre-2003 days when they only had the 4 rooms +the box room than they do now.

Now unfortunately like my football team ...a third tier outfit in freefall. :dash:

Offline foreverchanges

I did swither on this as I generally restrict negatives to dangerous, bait and switch or general service denying providers but realised the odds were that no sauna girl would get a neg and this was a pretty horrendous punt

Anyway here we go.  Popped in on a whim to see who was about.  Fancied Scottish so that narrowed my options to either Nikki or Isla.

Nikki had a previous neutral so despite her flashing her crotch at me decided to go with the unknown Isla. What a mistake. Physically Isla is a toned 20/30s bottle red head about 5'5" with nice perky tits

Anyway headed off to the room and to be honest even going down the stairs I could tell this was going to be a car crash.  Quite the attitude and clearly did not want to be there.  In the room and before I had even got the towel of was demanding the cash.  Now the forum will rightfully call me a tit but thought if I play nice perhaps she will warm up. So cash over she started as unerotically as possible saying all the extras and basically trying to up sell. Anyway again should have left but chickened out.

Got on the bed and she says the usual time waster stuff of "lie on your front for a massage" I laughed and said eh no let's just get cracking.  She then went on a lengthy ramble about how it was the law and she had to give me a massage incase anyone walked in.  Bit of back and forward and still with the hope she might mellow I rolled over let her do a really crap 4-5 min massage and then rolled over and thought fuck this enough nicey nice it's fucking time.  Got the most pathetic blow job (covered as she wanted £20 extra minimum for owo) bent her over and frustration fucked myself to orgasm in her admittedly tight cunt.

Got up grabbed my towel and headed up the stairs.  Was going to say something to Michelle on the way out but she was busy and thought fuck it it will just cause hassel anyway.

Tldr

Car crash prossy physically tasty but attitude even worse that the standard room bot. So much so will probably swerve lss for a few months

A deserved negative....lasses like this wouldnt have lasted the week at LSS in years gone by.

Offline Squire Haggard

A lower than whaleshit performance. A bit lower and it would like one at the Ambassador.  :)

The management should punt her out, because she'll be putting punters off from returning.

Offline hmscossack

Interesting that someone else has had a crap time at LSS ( my experience was the opposite , the bedroom action was okay - it was the lounge that was the nightmare )
I am also not keen either on returning anytime soon to LSS

genuinely - sorry to hear you had a crap punt , not a nice experience .

Offline well_ung

At the point she said “she must give you a massage” I would have walked out !

LSS used to be so good too, now it’s not worth going .

Bss is in my opinion the only sauna still worth going to in edinburgh  :)

Offline hmscossack

I would disagree strongly - NTS is actually now - very good
and Scorpio and Carol's have some decent ladies and above all , have a decent ' work-attitude '
and I would point out I have been to all 5 of the Saunas over the last 5 months - repeatedly

Offline willie loman

The new town is fine, Scorpio has some good girls, problem is once you have had your squirt, they think the session is over, and you can be out of the room way before your time, Brooke take note!