Author Topic: Cute Gena - Pea and Ham from a Chicken - Glasgow  (Read 1905 times)


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Offline stoogman

Pea and Ham from a Chicken or more accurately Rom service from a Thai!

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Txt for a same day booking, comms was good and quick, her profile looked like it was weighted more to a massage service so I asked in the txt what was on offer, massage only, massage with HE or massage with full service.

She txt back 'Depend how long' told her i wanted an hour and she txt back that full service was included in 1hr booking.

So all good so far.

Flat is near Govanhill but on the main road nearer the Cathcart end so no issues there, i had the number and the buzzer so was easy access, flat is on the second floor, to my surprise as i round on the landing theres a stunning Thai girl standing at the door, not the girl in the profile but i would have been extremely happy if she was providing the service but alas it was not to be.

Anyway she shows me to the room, its candlelit and warm and tidy, in walks Gena and she is cute exactly as in the profile about size 6, dressed in a tight mini dress, I'd say she looks in her 20's but shes about 5ft tall not 3ft 8 lol.

Anyway i pay her the £120 she tells me to get undressed and says she'll be back in a minute, a full 10 minutes later she returns still fully dressed.

She apologises and i lie on the bed face down, she starts massaging my right leg and bizzarley 20 minutes later she's still massaging my right leg, i was just about to say something when she moved onto my left leg ... for 5 minutes and then onto my back for 5 minutes, no cc swipes and no ball or cock touching, she asks me to turn over, she jumps off the bed and strips then starts hunting through the bedside cabinet for some lube and a condom, she them lubes my cock and slips on the condom, she then says me on top ok? I asked her about oral and she says she doesn't do oral, so she gets on top and clamps her pussy on my cock and starts riding me like a fucking jockey, i ask her to slow down and she says she can't! So she says in a huffy way that I'd be better on top, i suggest doggy but you guessed it she doesn't do doggy, so we get into mish and she pulls her legs up onto her chest with her knees at her chin physically blocking me from getting anywhere near her tits or face or anything, so as she was tiny i just cupped my hand under her arse and liffted her up and banged her hard til i came in the bag.

She cleaned me with a wet wipe and wrapped the towel round herself and asked if i wanted a shower, i looked at the clock and i still had 15 minutes left (more if you count the 10 minutes she kept me waiting) I asked if i could massage her just to get a wee feel at her tight body but she said no time left, i didnt evem bother arguing so just got dressed and left.

So in summary, it is her, and if you want your right leg massaged and a worse than Romanian experience then Gena is your girl!

TL:DR

Shit massage

Shit service

Offline chinafan

Fuck sake, sounds terrible!

Offline Boinky

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Yup, you've summed it up nicely with Rom service from a Thai.

I'd argue that if you look at her gallery they're probably of at least 2 and probably 3 different women as well.

Offline Knight Templar

Thanks for the review, certainly one to avoid ,  have to say love the Pea and Ham from a chicken , only those of a certain age will remember that  soup advert , bloody brilliant   :D

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Thanks for the review, certainly one to avoid ,  have to say love the Pea and Ham from a chicken , only those of a certain age will remember that  soup advert , bloody brilliant   :D

On your own tonight then, Hamish?

Bugger, that's stock cubes.  :dash:

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Offline Knight Templar

On your own tonight then, Hamish?

Bugger, that's stock cubes.  :dash:

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I think that’s thats the one , I thought at first it was a Heinz soup advert, but seeing this I think it was for stock cubes , anyway , it’s the pea and ham from a chicken that’s the most memorable line 😂

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Pea and ham - fae a chicken?  Now that's clever

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Banned reason: Fuck you cunt
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Pea and ham - fae a chicken?  Now that's clever

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Well done that man.

I actually remember that.  :scare:

Offline stoogman

Yup, you've summed it up nicely with Rom service from a Thai.

I'd argue that if you look at her gallery they're probably of at least 2 and probably 3 different women as well.

Possibly the ones in the white bra are a different girl or maybe just her without makeup, shes wearing contact lenses in the others and the back tattoos are definitely her, the one on her right shoulder is actually a football badge (looked like either Man U or Liverpool! i noticed it when she was wrapping the towel round herself.