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External Link/Members OnlyDuration: £100 for 30 minutes
Location: Hagley Road, Birmingham
Worst punt as of yet. Found her on the day via AW. All my worst punts have been ones where I found and booked the girls on the day, whereas the good ones have been the ones that were planned or I checked reviews for first. So ROOKIE mistake on my behalf, but my dick did the talking for me.
Anyway, texted her and called. Comms were originally good as she sounded good on the phone, Brummie accent and wasn't disengaged like most when on the phone. I arrive to the punt on time (bit earlier) and call her outside her apartment. She then says on the phone she didn't think I'd show up so has a client with her now for a "quickie". Instant turn off and should of been the first major red flag for me to cut my losses I paid for the Uber and save my money on her by going home. Nope, stupid me decided to let her do that "quickie" with the client and wait for a good 15-20 minutes. The neighbourhood it'self is nice but very quiet, so it was extremely awkward just standing outside.
Then things get worse. She calls and says she's ready and asks me to see if apartment door to the building is locked or not. It's locked, so all of a sudden whilst on the phone to her, I can hear her from her window. She throws her key from the top floor which lands on the pavement/grass and tells me to use it to get inside. I mean talk about fucking discreet...people were watching ffs.
My head is saying fuck the key, walk away and go home in the uber. My dick however has his own plans and so I pick it up, and unlock the door to the building and proceed to walk up the stairs to her room. I was expecting (since the neighborhood is nice) her room to be equally setting to the environment. Oh boy was I wrong. It was a real shithole. I mean a council house looking shit hole. Looked even a druggies place.
I walk into the room and I have to say, her pics on AW looked stunning. Her in real life? The opposite. Size 6/8, good slimmed body but looks like a proper hooker/prossie. Insane amount of makeup on her face, and her face just looks all kinds of fake. Clear fake lips, smells weird and just overall 3/10. Definitely the opposite of the "high class escort" category.
Anyway, I walk in and take off my things. She's talking very fucking fast and just seems disillusioned to the situation and what's going on. She's literally yapping away about random stuff. The room was insanely warm dark and just disgusting vibe. She had wipes on the fucking bed. I originally booked for an hour, but when I got there she asked if I wanted an hour of 30 mins. I then opted for 30 mins as I knew it was going to be shit (yes I know, I shouldn't of paid her a £100 for 30 too!).
Punt: She does have a nice ass, I'll give her that. It's small but feels really nice and natural. Decent size breasts too. Only thing is, she was very...fake with it. Obviously fake too. Literally I'd touch her face and she'd moan and scream like crazy. It was something out of a movie lol. I suckle on her nipples, play with her arse and light kissing (she doesn't do DFK apparently, but I wasn't bothered as her breathe was cigarrate smell). Then she gives me OW despite her profile saying OWO. I finish in the condom and have that instant regret thought - u know the one you get once you bust and realise the stupid shit you just did. Immediately she get's off and it's like the director yelled "cut!" as she went from screaming and moaning to okay cool good job. It was SOOOOO rushed. That was the main thing about the punt itself. She rushed it so quickly as if she had somewhere to be. Anyway, after cumming I was keen to get out of their immediately. I used her washroom to clean up, got my things and left.
£100 down the pocket for a shit 30 mins (was probably 15 mins in reality) + £10 uber journey x2. It's a shame because I should of learned my lesson not to punt new people with a) reviews & b) without doing research before hand. Sometimes, when you're horny your penis has a mind of it's own. This certainly will be one to regret.
Main negatives:
- Making me wait outside for 20 mins in a quiet neighbourhood despite our booking
- Fake moaning and screaming and OVER the top (i don't mind fake moaning, but not when it's so fucking obvious)
- Not attractive facially
- Smell
- Poor flat
- Rushed service
- Didn't deliver what her profile even says
It's punts like these that make you feel guilty afterwards. Anyway, this was my experience and it certainly wasn't a good one.
