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[xeron]

I'm done with massages.me

I contacted Eva mentioned earlier in the thread: External Link/Members Only

£120 base for b2b and hr
£150 if you want to touch her breasts
£200 for oral

Hillarious nonsense given i could get all of that with more attractive women for 100.

[FlaccidChimp]

Hillarious nonsense given i could get all of that with more attractive women for 100.

xD reality. It's true i've done it several times. Even £150 for a b2b massage and full service from an attractive younger woman.

[Inajeep]

That sucks.  Next time only do the baking after they've delivered services.
How much did you lose on the "massage"?

I can't remember, but 80 or so?   

[DeanoDeano]

Hi two quick updates / mini reviews - fee free to ask if I miss anything.

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Met her Friday, outcall to me. Good Coms, and was there in 90mins (I’m pretty central so not sure how far/easy it is if you are further out). Had seen once before about a year ago, good firm massage followed by nice topless HJ. Quite sensual and some limited touching allowed. £140 all in tho - a bit steep. Very cute tho. Probably will try again but not at £140

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Have seen a few times but again not for a while. New location is easier to get to and hours longer
Saw yesterday eve. Massage was always good but extras a bit hit and miss. Had good massage on bed, plenty of access. Paid £120 b2b - she’s a bit big for sure (size 14 I think) but great massage and tit wank and she is not shaved below which is a nice change. Still one of my favourites for a good actual massage and not a rub down I think.

Anyone wants to see Andi's tits they are on her friday-ad page.

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[Xtro]

Anyone wants to see Andi's tits they are on her friday-ad page.

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Not sure about the tits and a definite NO regarding the mooey. 

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[Nick1974]

These were posted on the other forum. Better mooning I think - defo better tits shot 

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[Justinbond007]

All of the masseuses on massages.me do HE.  Some are very direct about it - in their texts/ over the phone.  For others it just happens at the appointment.  Some will give you a HE at first, and then when they've got to know you better do B2B.

Amy.  My worst experience.  Poor massage.  Not keen on giving HE.

Italian Eva.  Older than her photos.  A bit larger, with great tits.  But a really nice woman to talk to.

Adriana.  A nice woman.  Good tits which she lets you touch.  You only find out about HE when you get there.

Nicole.  Not as good looking or pleasant as her photo.  Not a great massage.  You can feel her tits.

Diana.  Gives decent B2B

Diamond.  Not memorable at all.

D.  Won't do any more than HE.  But what she does is excellent.  Lots and lots of teasing and touching.

Sara.  Perhaps the dirtiest masseuse on the site.  Felt that sex would have been an option.

Sasha.  Really good massage and tit wank.  "Welcome to paradise".  Nice woman.  Shame only outcall.

Vanessa.  Messed up the hand job. Doesn't do B2B. A bit weird

Gabriella.  Aggressive on phone.

 Sophie.  Amazing in every way.

is this the Sasha that you refer to?

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[Demuncher]

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Russian lady by the name of Lapreal.  Will do proper review later but looks like nothing like the picture above. It's a proper massage with extras available at £20 for HR, £5 for a testicle massage and £30 for a prostate massage.

Looks - not great
Massage - good
HR - poor, just a fast paced yanking
Testes massage - OK

Don't do prostate massages so can't comment.

[winner888]

I also went to see Gabriella at a place in Fulham.

She's the girl in the pics. Very skinny in real life. Stick thin. Attractive facial features. Very hippy dippy type.

I got a bloody good regular massage but NO extras at all. She spoke at length about how many creepy guys (LOL) were calling up asking for inappropriate things and how disgusting it was. I didnt have the heart to tell her she was on the wrong site or that her photos were open to misinterpretation.

I'd be amazed if anyone else got extras - nothing surprises me though.


I would actually go back for a standard massage from her, it was that good.

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Hi do you have a link to a site ?
thanks

[Oh la la]

He is referring to the site in the thread title.

There are actually quite a few legit therapists on that site, Margareta and Vanessa to name two.

[LLPunting]

Hi do you have a link to a site ?
thanks

FFS, read the frickin' thread!
Would you like someone to breathe for you too?

[webpunter]

Maybe he wants one of us to arrange the punt, drive him there, pay, wait while the action happens [no doubt brief coz he'll shoot v. quickly] & then drive him home.  Gettin a celebratory take-away dinner on the drive home
As if   

FFS, read the frickin' thread!
Would you like someone to breathe for you too?

[LLPunting]

Maybe he wants one of us to arrange the punt, drive him there, pay, wait while the action happens [no doubt brief coz he'll shoot v. quickly] & then drive him home.  Gettin a celebratory take-away dinner on the drive home
As if   

Tell you what, I'll give him the VVVIP package.  He pays for the girl and stays at home to watch the footie with a 12-pack of Fosters and I'll go to the hassle of going over to her place to give her a seeing to.

[stampjones]

Tell you what, I'll give him the VVVIP package.  He pays for the girl and stays at home to watch the footie with a 12-pack of Fosters and I'll go to the hassle of going over to her place to give her a seeing to.

some of the “girls” I’ve seen I wish i’d had that offer on the table as the footie & fosters would have been way more fun

[webpunter]

I've got the t-shirt.  Settling for F&F + bashing one out would have been an infinitely better plan 

some of the “girls” I’ve seen I wish i’d had that offer on the table as the footie & fosters would have been way more fun

[Tim burton]

Did anyone try this lady EVE External Link/Members Only

[Tim burton]

Same thing for Silvia from Ilovemassageuk

[messi69]

Anyone have the pleasure of visiting this girl yet?
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[DavidGzzz]

Cheers Jim for the review -

I tried Vanessa
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nice looking lady (brazilian also)  - lots on offer but too expensive so I stuck to the massage only this time

Hey Kostas, you mention there's "lot's on offer" with Vanessa, can you be more specific as to what is on offer and how much? Wanna know if it's worth my while! Thanks!

[lougb1]

Have had a number of massages with renamed Chanel

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Not the therapist in the picture but still as good looking. Small perky boobs great body (size 10 ? ) Also on

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She is caught between being professional and being "naughty" depends on her mood and punters expectations and mood and payment As they say if you dont ask (nicely) you dont get. Massages all the way from very firm theraputic to sensual and very erotic. I have experienced all levels of massage with Chanel. Definitely no to FS though. She allows lots of contact too if nicely asked. She certainly knows how to take a man to the edge and back before taking him over the top. Would recommend but treat her with respect.

[lougb1]

As noted  Rebekah/Jessica

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is to me a gorgeous quality find in this industry. Depend on her mood whether she is professional or more sensual

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However £200 ph (she gets 130) is very steep even for quality b2b oily massage with a tantric HE. FS most definitely not on offer.

[rocky187]

Have had a number of massages with renamed Chanel

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Not the therapist in the picture but still as good looking. Small perky boobs great body (size 10 ? ) Also on

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She is caught between being professional and being "naughty" depends on her mood and punters expectations and mood and payment As they say if you dont ask (nicely) you dont get. Massages all the way from very firm theraputic to sensual and very erotic. I have experienced all levels of massage with Chanel. Definitely no to FS though. She allows lots of contact too if nicely asked. She certainly knows how to take a man to the edge and back before taking him over the top. Would recommend but treat her with respect.

How much were the extras? Seen her a couple of times when she was in Hendon but got nothing from her. I guess I should’ve asked!

[Volta2809]

Anyone tried 1st class massage? Couple of nice girls like Claudia and Marcella who definitely do extras

[Fuzzyduck]

Anyone tried 1st class massage? Couple of nice girls like Claudia and Marcella who definitely do extras

Since this is your first post, it comes across as touting. May I suggest you do a few reviews on these 2 therapists or perhaps start a separate thread on the establishment.

[tomcat69]

Anyone tried 1st class massage? Couple of nice girls like Claudia and Marcella who definitely do extras

sounds like your trying to advertise their services mate. Didn't even bother to share a website link.

[Volta2809]

Noted thanks certainly not my intention!

[Outcallguy]

£90 for a outcall massage seems excessive. The majority of places charge £50 for an hour. 1st class are being very cheecky asking for £70 and £20 travel expenses

[rocky187]

There is also a review on here (on my phone so cant get the link) about 1st class and one of the girls about she was charging something ridiculous for HE! Put me straight off using them as an agency.

[tomcat69]

Here it is https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226266.msg2300134#msg2300134

[Volta2809]

It is expensive I agree and probably not the best place for a proper punt

[lougb1]

How much were the extras? Seen her a couple of times when she was in Hendon but got nothing from her. I guess I should’ve asked!

Extras to make it £100 per hour??

[snotrag]

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This is the girls on massage me that openly offer sensual service.

Personally I think its well overpriced.
You could get a better looking SP with a lot more to offer for what these girls are charging for HR.

Most of them cant massage and don't even look like their pictures.

But if that's your thing......

[Hobbit]

I do like the look of Sasha External Link/Members Only

Can anyone else confirm what she is willing to provide? On her profile, she mentions a lot about spirituality. Is the massage sensual? Are the pictures genuine?

[tomcat69]

I do like the look of Sasha External Link/Members Only

Can anyone else confirm what she is willing to provide? On her profile, she mentions a lot about spirituality. Is the massage sensual? Are the pictures genuine?

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[Hobbit]

This site has more info on her extras External Link/Members Only

reverse image search shows no other similar photos

Thanks. Have you seen her? How attractive is she?

[tomcat69]

No if I had seen her why would I need to reverse image search

[Inajeep]

I do like the look of Sasha External Link/Members Only

Can anyone else confirm what she is willing to provide? On her profile, she mentions a lot about spirituality. Is the massage sensual? Are the pictures genuine?

I actually just saw Sasha this week.  She is a bit curvier than her pic, certainly not fat, but full woman.  Her boobs are spectacular.  Her style is rub oil on you, then rub it around with her body.  I think she is committed to the "energy" of the massage and bodies and all that, so if that is your thing.  So, while on stomach, not a huge bit of excitement for me.  But, when you turn over, ouch!  Full B2B, great boobs, playing with her curvy butt and finger on outside and she knows how to get you to that edge.  So, two thumbs up for me and as always, YMMV.   

[Hobbit]

I actually just saw Sasha this week.  She is a bit curvier than her pic, certainly not fat, but full woman.  Her boobs are spectacular.  Her style is rub oil on you, then rub it around with her body.  I think she is committed to the "energy" of the massage and bodies and all that, so if that is your thing.  So, while on stomach, not a huge bit of excitement for me.  But, when you turn over, ouch!  Full B2B, great boobs, playing with her curvy butt and finger on outside and she knows how to get you to that edge.  So, two thumbs up for me and as always, YMMV.   

Thanks for the info. I may try her out. Do you know if she uses hot oil by any chance? I remember many years ago I had a hot oil tantric lingham massage by an asian girl somewhere near Canary Wharf area and it was absolutely amazing as she kept me on edge about an hour and then asked me at the end if I wanted to cum or preserve the energy. Obviously, you know what my answer was. 

Been looking for an outcall massage that uses hot oil for a while now but I guess the problem would be how to keep the oil hot if in a hotel room.

[Moneyd]

I actually just saw Sasha this week.  She is a bit curvier than her pic, certainly not fat, but full woman.  Her boobs are spectacular.  Her style is rub oil on you, then rub it around with her body.  I think she is committed to the "energy" of the massage and bodies and all that, so if that is your thing.  So, while on stomach, not a huge bit of excitement for me.  But, when you turn over, ouch!  Full B2B, great boobs, playing with her curvy butt and finger on outside and she knows how to get you to that edge.  So, two thumbs up for me and as always, YMMV.   

How much did you pay mate?

[webpunter]

Preserve the energy        And have a dull ache until bashing one out later.  I think not

As for keeping the oil warm you need to think laterally.  Take your own bottle & warm this in the sink with hot water from the tap topped up with boiling water from the kettle.  I'd suggest smaller bottles & take a few [so as they cool off you can get the burd to get another - or hop up yourself - especially if on your front & then when lying back down you lie on your back].  I've seen chinky gaffs use a baby bottle warmer with some hot water in it.  Get yourself down to Mothercare 

Warm oil is sublime 

Thanks for the info. I may try her out. Do you know if she uses hot oil by any chance? I remember many years ago I had a hot oil tantric lingham massage by an asian girl somewhere near Canary Wharf area and it was absolutely amazing as she kept me on edge about an hour and then asked me at the end if I wanted to cum or preserve the energy. Obviously, you know what my answer was. 

Been looking for an outcall massage that uses hot oil for a while now but I guess the problem would be how to keep the oil hot if in a hotel room.

[Hobbit]

Preserve the energy        And have a dull ache until bashing one out later.  I think not

As for keeping the oil warm you need to think laterally.  Take your own bottle & warm this in the sink with hot water from the tap topped up with boiling water from the kettle.  I'd suggest smaller bottles & take a few [so as they cool off you can get the burd to get another - or hop up yourself - especially if on your front & then when lying back down you lie on your back].  I've seen chinky gaffs use a baby bottle warmer with some hot water in it.  Get yourself down to Mothercare 

Warm oil is sublime 

 Good idea! My have to try that sometime. Thanks

[webpunter]

A good question.  Her profile shows:

Massage rates: starts from £80 for 60min depending on the style of massage.
- Basic massage - £80 - £100

Interested to know what 'basic' includes
And what extras might be etc

How much did you pay mate?

[Inajeep]

How much did you pay mate?

I paid standard fare from her schedule.  Also, the oil wasn't cold, so I assume she warmed in the sink with hot water.  I'm sure she'd warm it up if you gave her the means to do so.

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[lougb1]

How much were the extras? Seen her a couple of times when she was in Hendon but got nothing from her. I guess I should’ve asked!

Takes it up to 100 per hour with Chanel to get fully naked oily body 2 body. Very mutual is possible but really have to be regular and ask nicely.  Definitely nothing more though.

[lougb1]

How much did you pay mate?

I think Sasha's website

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says all you need to know ?

[Hugeadmirer]

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I’ve seen Rebekah a few times recently. As reported she’s a gorgeous girl, massage is good and has a nice, chilled manner. She’s very expensive but had a good time, each time

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Also visited Chanel. She’s a pretty girl but not in Rebekah’s league. Very professional massage and very good. Despite being stark bollock naked and my semi hard todger being on display she ignored it. Wasn’t sure extras were on offer but at the end I asked and she did hand relief for an extra £40, which she pulled off (boom boom) remarkably. She said she enjoys giving proper massages but now knows I like extras will include seductive touches. She’ll also do b2b for £150 all in.
I’d 100% recommend the massage itself

[zoeh01]

I saw Rebekkah a couple of years ago and she is stunningly good looking and charming with a killer fit body. Good nude massage and HJ but I couldn't entice her to be naughtier so have never gone back. Truly lovely though.

I want to ask about Chanel. I am really attracted by the photo because it looks just like someone in my real life I have a bit of a thing about. But someone else said it is not her in the photo. Is that true?

[lougb1]

I saw Rebekkah a couple of years ago and she is stunningly good looking and charming with a killer fit body. Good nude massage and HJ but I couldn't entice her to be naughtier so have never gone back. Truly lovely though.

I want to ask about Chanel. I am really attracted by the photo because it looks just like someone in my real life I have a bit of a thing about. But someone else said it is not her in the photo. Is that true?

As previously noted Rebekah's limits have been variable over the years. Gorgeous and charming very true. But unfortunately really out of my league on price v service now.

For her own reasons that is not Chanel on massage.me profile. However I am assured by Chanel that the photos as Chan External Link/Members Only are her.

Maybe if Santa was kind I would try for a 4 hands with both of them!! 

[Hugeadmirer]

I want to ask about Chanel. I am really attracted by the photo because it looks just like someone in my real life I have a bit of a thing about. But someone else said it is not her in the photo. Is that true?

It’s not her but she’s kinda similar looking I guess. As I say pretty but not in Rebekah’s league imo