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[Fuzzyduck]

Do you get something from the Queen when you get to 100 on here ? 

She'll wear a crown and toss him off with a silk-gloved hand I venture.
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[GreatDude]

+1
Tick tock 

One more review & you are a ton up.  Impressive reporting    Make it a cracker i suggest

I’m not promoting anyone. I’d a question and wanted to see if anyone has tried her.

[Fuzzyduck]

I’m not promoting anyone. I’d a question and wanted to see if anyone has tried her.

Well to me and and a few others it sure looks like it. Perhaps you should reflect how you come across in your posts. Or consider what it looks like when someone who has been lurking for a year and a half suddenly just starts asking questions.
Or, better still, write some reviews of SPs you've seen. This would go a long way to dispel any thoughts that folk might have that you're just a leech and at worst a tout. Assuming you care about that.

[webpunter]

 

She'll wear a crown and toss him off with a silk-gloved hand I venture.
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The faded colours on some of the pics posted look like ones i took when i was on a school trip with my instamatic

Much further back & they could have been black & white

250 for the privilege of an hour's silky HJ.  WTF 

[webpunter]

Hitting the nail on the head

Or, better still, write some reviews of SPs you've seen

Writing reviews on punts when you've actually been on them should be as easy as shooting your bolt with said burd or burds
Well unless you are following in the footsteps of HP 

[Oh la la]

Love this thread, thanks for all the intel!
Wondering if anyone else has seen any of these Lena  External Link/Members Only
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I have seen both. Lena is not that attractive IMO and her shared apartment is a dump. The massage room itself is fine but the stairway and toilet are truly awful. She is a self taught masseuse and the skilll level from a therapeutic viewpoint isn’t quite up to scratch but not bad. She started the sensual part of the treatment without having asked me if I was up for it. The positive about Lena is that seems to genuinely enjoy giving massages and male nudity. Good chs and doesn’t mind being touched if she likes the client. Didn’t return as I didn’t feel the urge.

Valerie gave me a pretty good b2b, she is short and curvy with lovely boobs. Works from a shared flat in Notting Hill. Didn’t return there either as I love the wsws and don’t do b2b very often anyway. Friendly attitude, would not hesitate to recommend.

[LLPunting]

I have seen both. Lena is not that attractive IMO and her shared apartment is a dump. The massage room itself is fine but the stairway and toilet are truly awful. She is a self taught masseuse and the skilll level from a therapeutic viewpoint isn’t quite up to scratch but not bad. She started the sensual part of the treatment without having asked me if I was up for it. The positive about Lena is that seems to genuinely enjoy giving massages and male nudity. Good chs and doesn’t mind being touched if she likes the client. Didn’t return as I didn’t feel the urge.

Valerie gave me a pretty good b2b, she is short and curvy with lovely boobs. Works from a shared flat in Notting Hill. Didn’t return there either as I love the wsws and don’t do b2b very often anyway. Friendly attitude, would not hesitate to recommend.

How much did these girls charge for the extras?

[Oh la la]

Sorry for not mentioning that, it’s been a while since I saw either of them. Valerie charged 100/h for a nude b2b and Lena probably 60 for a clothed massage with a little bit of fondling. I heard from a friend that Lena has since then upped her prices which is a questionable decision. She is open minded, I’d just ask politely what you get for your cash.

[kuck]

Sorry for not mentioning that, it’s been a while since I saw either of them. Valerie charged 100/h for a nude b2b and Lena probably 60 for a clothed massage with a little bit of fondling. I heard from a friend that Lena has since then upped her prices which is a questionable decision. She is open minded, I’d just ask politely what you get for your cash.

I paid Lena 120 for an outcall b2b. This was in May.

[LLPunting]

Sorry for not mentioning that, it’s been a while since I saw either of them. Valerie charged 100/h for a nude b2b and Lena probably 60 for a clothed massage with a little bit of fondling. I heard from a friend that Lena has since then upped her prices which is a questionable decision. She is open minded, I’d just ask politely what you get for your cash.

Cheers for update, are you quoting all in price for massage + extra or just the extra on top?

[LLPunting]

I paid Lena 120 for an outcall b2b. This was in May.

Thanks, review?

[kuck]

Thanks, review?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=215537

[LLPunting]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=215537

Thanks,   

As you said you're working through the roster can you please list any more that you've seen since your last listing here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=196819.msg2040169#msg2040169?

[kuck]

Thanks,   

As you said you're working through the roster can you please list any more that you've seen since your last listing here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=196819.msg2040169#msg2040169?

Not too many new ones.

I think only Jasmine
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b2b incall in West Kensington for £100
She's got great tits, you can't tell they're fake.
The massage was not bad, but the whole experience felt a bit too mechanical for my liking.
I think she's Nepalese.

[Oh la la]

Cheers for update, are you quoting all in price for massage + extra or just the extra on top?

Full price paid (neither work in a shop).

[LLPunting]

Full price paid (neither work in a shop).

Thanks for clarification 

[LLPunting]

Not too many new ones.

I think only Jasmine
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b2b incall in West Kensington for £100
She's got great tits, you can't tell they're fake.
The massage was not bad, but the whole experience felt a bit too mechanical for my liking.
I think she's Nepalese.

Cheers

[lougb1]

Thank you for responding. When I received the very oily b2b with Rebekah followed by a very mutual yoni and lingham massage I felt I never needed a full service escort again! However last time I saw her she forgot to get naked.... Very disappointed

Things are looking more positive now: Rebekah is now Jessica at London Tantric

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Will just have to give her/them a call soon!!

[rocky187]

All of the masseuses on massages.me do HE.  Some are very direct about it - in their texts/ over the phone.  For others it just happens at the appointment.  Some will give you a HE at first, and then when they've got to know you better do B2B.


D.  Won't do any more than HE.  But what she does is excellent.  Lots and lots of teasing and touching.

 

She did a cracking massage but not even a hint of anything else. 

[webpunter]

    
'Only' 200 an hour 

Things are looking more positive now: Rebekah is now Jessica at London Tantric

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Will just have to give her/them a call soon!!

[doublehappiness]

   
'Only' 200 an hour

At that price, any one knows if that would include FS? (she didn't do it previously but her fee was much lower as well)

[doublehappiness]

Btw, does anyone know what happened to Panya? She provides a pretty good massage at the place in West Ken (North End Rd/Lille Rd) but seems to be on a break for quite a long time now.

[webpunter]

No chance. And if on offer extra ££ [large].  I never use the massage agencies.  Waste of time, shopped pics & over-priced

At that price, any one knows if that would include FS? (she didn't do it previously but her fee was much lower as well)

[electronicjimbob]

has anyone tried Mimi?  Just thinking about that cleavage is making me hard - but she never seems to be available.

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[electronicjimbob]

Might have to give her a try

how did you get on?

[jamesbb]

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Recent meeting in N London so ventured into WSWS territory (as suggested by Fuzzyduck) and Polish Eva’s new location in N19. Azalea is very much set up as a hair and beauty salon and I get the impression that its actually her business. Petite, very slim verging skinny, chatty blonde, bordering MILF. £60 for 1 hour.

Shown into clean, bright massage / beauty room. No sign of any other girls working other than hair dressing staff.

Good, strong massage - highly strategic use of draped towel, no teasing, on flip and nearing time up, I politely mentioned that she had missed a bit, pointing at towel covered groin.

She didn’t quite yawn but replied with an equally polite ‘ I don’t do that’...

Suggested an appreciative tip would be forthcoming - same response...

WSWS? - in my case that's a no!

Maybe menu has changed since her Fulham days.

Could be legit in her new salon - and / or she was not impressed by my line!

[daniorerio]

my experience was very similar to jamesbb when i saw Eva a coiple of weeks ago, so looks like she may have gone legit. Damn good massage though.

[Fuzzyduck]

Guess this belongs here ...as ex massages me now at External Link/Members Only

Recent meeting in N London so ventured into WSWS territory (as suggested by Fuzzyduck) and Polish Eva’s new location in N19. Azalea is very much set up as a hair and beauty salon and I get the impression that its actually her business. Petite, very slim verging skinny, chatty blonde, bordering MILF. £60 for 1 hour.

Shown into clean, bright massage / beauty room. No sign of any other girls working other than hair dressing staff.

Good, strong massage - highly strategic use of draped towel, no teasing, on flip and nearing time up, I politely mentioned that she had missed a bit, pointing at towel covered groin.

She didn’t quite yawn but replied with an equally polite ‘ I don’t do that’...

Suggested an appreciative tip would be forthcoming - same response...

WSWS? - in my case that's a no!

Maybe menu has changed since her Fulham days.

Could be legit in her new salon - and / or she was not impressed by my line!

Sorry it didn't work out. EJB did suggest it was hit or miss in any case.

Sorry - getting my Evas mixed up!  She's Polish.  When you go, HE is not guaranteed.  But if she gets the right vibe she gives great HE.  don't know if anything more is on the menu.

[summit1]

Thanks for the intel, gonna give one a go

Perhaps a bit of a nieve question, but when you call/text girls on massage.me do you enquire then if extras are on offer or just see what is offered once there ?

On one hand I like excitement of the will she/wont she offer but on other hand I dont get much opportunity to 'enjoy myself' so want to be certain im visiting a girl that offers extras

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the intel, gonna give one a go

Perhaps a bit of a nieve question, but when you call/text girls on massage.me do you enquire then if extras are on offer or just see what is offered once there ?

On one hand I like excitement of the will she/wont she offer but on other hand I dont get much opportunity to 'enjoy myself' so want to be certain im visiting a girl that offers extras

Asking intimate questions (e.g. do you accept fingering?) not always the classiest move. However, confirming that they offer body to body massage or sensual massage is usually a good approach and indicative that at least one off the wrist is on offer. Many will have been previously reviewed so be diligent with your research. Not always easy with massage since there is no indexing and you have to do some hard yards going through long threads.

However, it all relies on people contributing intel in threads like this and/or separate reviews so please do report back. Best of luck.

[jamesbb]

Summit 1  - As more seasoned reviewers have mentioned many a time -  and in my (limited) experience, massage providers offer a far more discretionary service than WGs.

Remember calling Adriana @ massagesme (Kensington & Chelsea, currently listed as on holiday). Rather than asking outright about services, just asked her to send me address / price structure and she texted back clearly listing btb option @ £110 - so I left the onus on the provider.

What followed was one of my more raunchier experiences.

Adriana is highly personable, Latin American, size 8-10, curvy, 36D (could be natural) and well toned. Highly professional massage for at least 10 mins, naked save for a thong (thats A, not me) , then BtB.  As I reached to stroke her bum, she jumped off the massage table, cocked a leg and firmly pushed two of my fingers into her pussy. Followed up with RO, rimming as she bent over the table and finally HE and prostrate massage.

No idea if OW/ OWO is available as did not ask - what happened just flowed with no awkward questions.

No guarantee that this is the standard menu but i was more than happy.

Good luck in your search.














 

[LLPunting]

Summit 1  - As more seasoned reviewers have mentioned many a time -  and in my (limited) experience, massage providers offer a far more discretionary service than WGs.

Remember calling Adriana @ massagesme (Kensington & Chelsea, currently listed as on holiday). Rather than asking outright about services, just asked her to send me address / price structure and she texted back clearly listing btb option @ £110 - so I left the onus on the provider.

What followed was one of my more raunchier experiences.
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Good post.  Thanks for the info.  Keep up the contributions and look forward to your reviews.   

How tall is Adriana?
Any marks, scars, tats or piercings?

@ 110 for mutual frigging she's charging the upper end of the scale.

[jamesbb]

Thanks LLP - I very rarely visit WGs, so my feedback is most likely limited to posts on massage providers - and I have a crap back which is a good prompt for such visits!

In answer though - don't remember any scars / tats etc - mid height 5' 5" / oh, and age late 20/ early 30 - guess value is relative.

This was a highly interactive experience with a very friendly masseuse...without any of the TCM bartering.

[LLPunting]

Thanks LLP - I very rarely visit WGs, so my feedback is most likely limited to posts on massage providers - and I have a crap back which is a good prompt for such visits!

In answer though - don't remember any scars / tats etc - mid height 5' 5" / oh, and age late 20/ early 30 - guess value is relative.

This was a highly interactive experience with a very friendly masseuse...without any of the TCM bartering.

 

How far into the session did things get frisky?  60 min sesh right?

[jamesbb]

Ah i am still missing bits of info - yes 60 mins, B2B started after 10 mins, (guess it could have been immediate if i had asked, but my back really did need attention) digits encouraged after 12.5 mins....

[jamesbb]

for clarity ...digits 2.5mins after start of B2B!

[LLPunting]

Ah i am still missing bits of info - yes 60 mins, B2B started after 10 mins, (guess it could have been immediate if i had asked, but my back really did need attention) digits encouraged after 12.5 mins....

Thanks, she pretty game then 

 

[rocky187]

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Been to see her a few times now as a report back nothing extra on offer here although a great massage. 

[abikeman]

Tried Sophie in Marylebone the other day (probably a month or so ago). So good, went back just a few days later. And not quite so good. Maybe it was just the surprise of the first visit whereas my expectations were sky high for second.
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She is incredibly hot. A real head-turner. And first time round seemed to be totally into it; lots of tongue in ear, leant her tits over for me to suck nips, happy to have my fingers knuckle deep in her pussy at the final moment. But expensive at £120 / hr.
Good enough that I wanted to go back for another go just a few days later. This time much less kissing action and sat too far away to get close with hands - could just reach tits but that was all. She also had a friend that arrived midway through so went to let her in - maybe she just was distracted and off her game.

I'll definitely be going back to see if I can get a bit of the level of 1st visit. Maybe that's her trick for keeping the business rolling. Tease with the odd amazing experience here and there but not every time...

Anyway highly recommend.

[LLPunting]

Tried Sophie in Marylebone the other day (probably a month or so ago). So good, went back just a few days later. And not quite so good. Maybe it was just the surprise of the first visit whereas my expectations were sky high for second.
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She is incredibly hot. A real head-turner. And first time round seemed to be totally into it; lots of tongue in ear, leant her tits over for me to suck nips, happy to have my fingers knuckle deep in her pussy at the final moment. But expensive at £120 / hr.
Good enough that I wanted to go back for another go just a few days later. This time much less kissing action and sat too far away to get close with hands - could just reach tits but that was all. She also had a friend that arrived midway through so went to let her in - maybe she just was distracted and off her game.

I'll definitely be going back to see if I can get a bit of the level of 1st visit. Maybe that's her trick for keeping the business rolling. Tease with the odd amazing experience here and there but not every time...

Anyway highly recommend.

A fool and his ...

Don't do it.  Find better value and experience elsewhere.
Oh and get your prescription checked, she's not that stunning.

[Fuzzyduck]

But expensive at £120 / hr.
Good enough that I wanted to go back for another go just a few days later. This time much less kissing action and sat too far away to get close with hands - could just reach tits but that was all. She also had a friend that arrived midway through so went to let her in - maybe she just was distracted and off her game.

I'll definitely be going back to see if I can get a bit of the level of 1st visit. Maybe that's her trick for keeping the business rolling. Tease with the odd amazing experience here and there but not every time...

Anyway highly recommend.

This doesn't support a recommendation IMO. Even a good experience is poor VFM @ £120/hr. I'm sure she's looking forward to milking you for all you're worth.

[abikeman]

A fool and his ...

Don't do it.  Find better value and experience elsewhere.
Oh and get your prescription checked, she's not that stunning.

Fair play. Will try a couple of the others on massage.me and see how they compare.

[webpunter]

I lurve it when massage burds milk me 
Although not my wallet

I'm sure she's looking forward to milking you for all you're worth.

[Nick1974]

Hi two quick updates / mini reviews - fee free to ask if I miss anything.

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Met her Friday, outcall to me. Good Coms, and was there in 90mins (I’m pretty central so not sure how far/easy it is if you are further out). Had seen once before about a year ago, good firm massage followed by nice topless HJ. Quite sensual and some limited touching allowed. £140 all in tho - a bit steep. Very cute tho. Probably will try again but not at £140

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Have seen a few times but again not for a while. New location is easier to get to and hours longer
Saw yesterday eve. Massage was always good but extras a bit hit and miss. Had good massage on bed, plenty of access. Paid £120 b2b - she’s a bit big for sure (size 14 I think) but great massage and tit wank and she is not shaved below which is a nice change. Still one of my favourites for a good actual massage and not a rub down I think.

[VFM]

Hi two quick updates / mini reviews - fee free to ask if I miss anything.

Stephanie External Link/Members Only
Met her Friday, outcall to me. Good Coms, and was there in 90mins (I’m pretty central so not sure how far/easy it is if you are further out). Had seen once before about a year ago, good firm massage followed by nice topless HJ. Quite sensual and some limited touching allowed. £140 all in tho - a bit steep. Very cute tho. Probably will try again but not at £140

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Have seen a few times but again not for a while. New location is easier to get to and hours longer
Saw yesterday eve. Massage was always good but extras a bit hit and miss. Had good massage on bed, plenty of access. Paid £120 b2b - she’s a bit big for sure (size 14 I think) but great massage and tit wank and she is not shaved below which is a nice change. Still one of my favourites for a good actual massage and not a rub down I think.

Thanks for sharing Nick.  Stephanie also works for Elysium as Lizceth:
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[webpunter]

Inspector Morse would be proud of your skills

Swish website & for once natural pics    Prices seem OK too.  Bet ya some up-selling

Looks only to be outcall, which makes getting a R&T session a tad more complicated

Thanks for sharing Nick.  Stephanie also works for Elysium as Lizceth:
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[Oh la la]

I saw Marina recently, cute girl, friendly attitude but not very good at massage. Her HR was however very pleasant but can’t recommend her at the prices she charges, 70 for the massage and another 50 for HR or 70 for topless. Whoever thought Sophie was pricey will probably throw his phone out the window in pure disgust.

[lougb1]

At that price, any one knows if that would include FS? (she didn't do it previously but her fee was much lower as well)

Unfortunately no.....

[Inajeep]

Warning on Elysium.  I did Fitbody and Elysium a few times, but always a bit of hit and miss.  I think I passed my experience along on another thread.  But, I did see Kat a few months ago.

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What a total whack job.  She came in to my place, had a chat over a glass of wine when she brought up pot and asked if I had any.  Upon hearing no, she asked if she could smoke hers, which I agreed to if she did by the window, I assumed it would loosen her up for some fun.  It took forever for her to finish and when we finally got to the massage, she was pretty baked. 

She hardly did much of a massage, assume it was due to her being so wasted.  I was so bored, so tried asking about extras.  She said she would do a topless HJ for another 250.  I laughed, immediately got up and asked her to leave.  She was a bit squirrelly on leaving.  It was uncomfortable having someone so baked in your place, but she eventually left.  I breathed a sigh of relief and let them know I wouldn't use their services again.  So, everyone should be careful. 

[LLPunting]

Warning on Elysium.  I did Fitbody and Elysium a few times, but always a bit of hit and miss.  I think I passed my experience along on another thread.  But, I did see Kat a few months ago.

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What a total whack job.  She came in to my place, had a chat over a glass of wine when she brought up pot and asked if I had any.  Upon hearing no, she asked if she could smoke hers, which I agreed to if she did by the window, I assumed it would loosen her up for some fun.  It took forever for her to finish and when we finally got to the massage, she was pretty baked. 

She hardly did much of a massage, assume it was due to her being so wasted.  I was so bored, so tried asking about extras.  She said she would do a topless HJ for another 250.  I laughed, immediately got up and asked her to leave.  She was a bit squirrelly on leaving.  It was uncomfortable having someone so baked in your place, but she eventually left.  I breathed a sigh of relief and let them know I wouldn't use their services again.  So, everyone should be careful.

That sucks.  Next time only do the baking after they've delivered services.
How much did you lose on the "massage"?