massage.me london

[electronicjimbob]

EJ - good intel 

Sasha has an instagram page with link to her website:  External Link/Members Only   Outcall only 

Anyone been to see Margarita ? External Link/Members Only ?

If you search up Sophie's mobile then various web pages pop up

Margarita is never available!

[kuck]

The website is shit as the names are buried on the individual profile pages not visible in the gallery.

Yea, the site is really annoying.

I created a hack to view names with pictures. I've also added tooltips, if you mouseover the pictures.
External Link/Members Only

[aae]

  I mean this girl does an hour with HR (but no touching) for £50 for instance, and she's pretty: External Link/Members Only.

This is quite VFM. Anyone got more intel?

[LLPunting]

Yea, the site is really annoying.

I created a hack to view names with pictures. I've also added tooltips, if you mouseover the pictures.
External Link/Members Only

AWESOME!  Nice one.   

Any chance you can make the tooltips in larger font so crusties like me can read them without going hunting for my bifocals? 

[Callisto]

This is quite VFM. Anyone got more intel?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171874.msg1827468#msg1827468

[webpunter]

How klevva is that ! 

Yea, the site is really annoying.

I created a hack to view names with pictures. I've also added tooltips, if you mouseover the pictures.
External Link/Members Only

[webpunter]

External Link/Members Only

Maybe UNM have been following what's on UKP

"NO EROTIC Massage! Please DON'T Ask"

And on the next line:  "NOW open till 4AM"   

If i had a bad back i'd deffo be looking to arrange an appointment somewhere at 3am 

[electronicjimbob]

forgot to mention Tamara.  She has big calfs (which on first sight is disappointing). But her massage is very titillating and she has amazing tits - big and firm.  She's very friendly too.

 External Link/Members Only

[electronicjimbob]

Joanna's the one I'm lining up: she seems to bounce between Azalea in Fulham and Himalayan in Chiswick.  Anyone had the pleasure? External Link/Members Only

Disappointing.  No mystery or titillation.  HE ok

[aae]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171874.msg1827468#msg1827468

Cheers Callisto. Reading your review, I might let this one pass.

[Callisto]

Disappointing.  No mystery or titillation.  HE ok

Thanks - you've sort of martyred yourself here so I don't have to, but I'm grateful for you filling us all in.  Did she offer / quote a price for B2B or beyond?  And is she as hot as the pix?

[Callisto]

Cheers Callisto. Reading your review, I might let this one pass.

Yeah she's funny.  50 for an hour and HR from a pretty girl is good, but her awkwardness - there's a lot more about this on the FB SM site - and lack of anything else makes it less cool.  I think you can move on quite happily!

[Moneyd]

forgot to mention Tamara.  She has big calfs (which on first sight is disappointing). But her massage is very titillating and she has amazing tits - big and firm.  She's very friendly too.

 External Link/Members Only

Might have to give her a try

[radiator]

Thx for intel.

Pls confirm names to faces below as some girls away and more than one have same name, possible others have left.

re: is Nicole A or B above:
B also works as Mistress Nicole  External Link/Members Only

[electronicjimbob]

re: is Nicole A or B above:
B also works as Mistress Nicole  External Link/Members Only

Review was for A

[electronicjimbob]

Thanks - you've sort of martyred yourself here so I don't have to, but I'm grateful for you filling us all in.  Did she offer / quote a price for B2B or beyond?  And is she as hot as the pix?

very pretty but a bit bigger than I expected. Didn't ask about B2B.  It didn't seem like that sort of set up.  She works with Eva External Link/Members Only who is very friendly. She has a nice air of mystery but not that hot.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the updates EJB

[LLPunting]

forgot to mention Tamara.  She has big calfs (which on first sight is disappointing). But her massage is very titillating and she has amazing tits - big and firm.  She's very friendly too.

 External Link/Members Only

Definitely Tamara?  Her photos don't show big boobs, what size do you think and are they fake? 

[Fuzzyduck]

very pretty but a bit bigger than I expected. Didn't ask about B2B.  It didn't seem like that sort of set up.  She works with Eva External Link/Members Only who is very friendly. She has a nice air of mystery but not that hot.

Thanks for the intel.
Joanna looks like Lena who used to be around a few years ago in West London, notably at Maya's place, but went back to Poland I thought.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128666

How much was it - presumably HR on top of the massage rate (which is a typically salon pricing - £60/hr)? Did she stay clothed? I recollect she had her boobs done which left some scarring. I'd be interested in following up - I really used to enjoy her B2B.

[electronicjimbob]

Definitely Tamara?  Her photos don't show big boobs, what size do you think and are they fake? 

not sure if fake.  young spanish women often have large pert breasts

[jamesbb]

Many thanks EJB - highly comprehensive- I see that Eva is off the scene unless anyone knows different?

Always been tempted by an air of mystery especially if it translates into something unexpected. But you say Eva not hot - straight or limited services only?

Intel would be appreciated in case she re-appears. Thanks

[Massboy]

External Link/Members Only
Scarlet. Met her about a month ago.
I got a 20pounds discount as there was no massage table available on my visit. Previously worked in a Chinese shop, could tell as the massage on the back got rid of all the knots and really fabulous with her hands, and there was teasing. No cc swipes. Turn over no real b2b contact but still a great massage. She was naked right from the start.
Council block of flats behind Edgware Rd. Got full hour with 2 showers. Oh, and yes a nice long teasing HE

[76shen]

External Link/Members Only
Scarlet. Met her about a month ago.
I got a 20pounds discount as there was no massage table available on my visit. Previously worked in a Chinese shop, could tell as the massage on the back got rid of all the knots and really fabulous with her hands, and there was teasing. No cc swipes. Turn over no real b2b contact but still a great massage. She was naked right from the start.
Council block of flats behind Edgware Rd. Got full hour with 2 showers. Oh, and yes a nice long teasing HE

How much did it cost you for the extras. Did she let you touch her.

[Manolo1]

Love this thread, thanks for all the intel!
Wondering if anyone else has seen any of these Lena  External Link/Members Only
 OR External Link/Members Only Valerie ?

[LLPunting]

Love this thread, thanks for all the intel!
Wondering if anyone else has seen any of these Lena  External Link/Members Only
 OR External Link/Members Only Valerie ?

You posted the same link for both girls.

[Manolo1]

Ah Apologies, this is Valerir - External Link/Members Only

[electronicjimbob]

Love this thread, thanks for all the intel!
Wondering if anyone else has seen any of these Lena  External Link/Members Only
 OR External Link/Members Only Valerie ?

Lena does b2b, incall and outcall.  just text her.

[electronicjimbob]

Many thanks EJB - highly comprehensive- I see that Eva is off the scene unless anyone knows different?

Always been tempted by an air of mystery especially if it translates into something unexpected. But you say Eva not hot - straight or limited services only?

Intel would be appreciated in case she re-appears. Thanks

looks like Eva is available?http://www.massages.me.uk/italian-masseuse-in-london.html

if you like a larger lady, you'll enjoy.  she is a bit big.  B2B very erotic, with mirror and titwank.

[Massboy]

How much did it cost you for the extras. Did she let you touch her.

I didn't ask for or get any extras, I did touch her, didn't try the pussy region

[Fuzzyduck]

looks like Eva is available?http://www.massages.me.uk/italian-masseuse-in-london.html

if you like a larger lady, you'll enjoy.  she is a bit big.  B2B very erotic, with mirror and titwank.

EJB - I think jamesbb was talking about the other Eva that you mentioned.
External Link/Members Only

It seems that the Azalea salon (where Eva works) has moved to Archway.
External Link/Members Only

[76shen]

I didn't ask for or get any extras, I did touch her, didn't try the pussy region

How comes She was naked right from the start. If you didn't pay for extras. Is that included in the price of the massage.

[electronicjimbob]

Many thanks EJB - highly comprehensive- I see that Eva is off the scene unless anyone knows different?

Always been tempted by an air of mystery especially if it translates into something unexpected. But you say Eva not hot - straight or limited services only?

Intel would be appreciated in case she re-appears. Thanks

Sorry - getting my Evas mixed up!  She's Polish.  When you go, HE is not guaranteed.  But if she gets the right vibe she gives great HE.  don't know if anything more is on the menu.

[jamesbb]

EJB - many thanks for intel - sounds a bit hit or miss for a trek to Archway.

[Massboy]

How comes She was naked right from the start. If you didn't pay for extras. Is that included in the price of the massage.

Yeah, Naked from the start is £100 for B2b

[electronicjimbob]

does anyone else have feedback on Suzi?  External Link/Members Only

[Fuzzyduck]

EJB - many thanks for intel - sounds a bit hit or miss for a trek to Archway.

Part of the WSWS experience!

I might make the effort if Joanna/Lena still works with her, and if B2B is on the menu.

[Sheraton]

Thanks all for the info.  Has anyone had the pleasure with Sophie ?  Am thinking oh booking her ...

[Callisto]

Thanks all for the info.  Has anyone had the pleasure with Sophie ?  Am thinking oh booking her ...

I just did - aiming to write a review this morning.

[Callisto]

Et voila: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213905.msg2171807#msg2171807

[Sheraton]

Et voila: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213905.msg2171807#msg2171807

thanks Castilo -- she's on my HL.

[electronicjimbob]

Et voila: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213905.msg2171807#msg2171807

Glad you enjoyed! I told you 😉

[webpunter]

On my non-AW HL too now 
Just posted a comment on the review

Et voila: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213905.msg2171807#msg2171807

[Callisto]

Glad you enjoyed! I told you 😉

You did, and it's because you did that I went.  UKP at its finest!

[daniorerio]

Hi guys,
I just posted a review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213835.0 of "Maria" whom I found via Gumtree (positive, £80/h for incall B2B)
Searching with her number also comes up with a massagemeinlondon profile, so I guess is relevant to this thread.
External Link/Members Only

[Bigballsblaha]

Any one seen External Link/Members Only

I get a ‘out of uk ringtone’ for her as of yesterday... anyone know when she is back?

[GreatDude]

I think Abi offers extras. She is saying in her profile that she doesn’t offer extras External Link/Members Only

I would say look at the profile below and you can tell that more may be on offer.
External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

I think Abi offers extras. She is saying in her profile that she doesn’t offer extras External Link/Members Only

I would say look at the profile below and you can tell that more may be on offer.
External Link/Members Only

Stop posting suggestive, promotional statements like a tout.  If you intend to be a genuine contributor to this site then go visit these women and review them.

[webpunter]

+1
Tick tock 

Stop posting suggestive, promotional statements like a tout.  If you intend to be a genuine contributor to this site then go visit these women and review them.

One more review & you are a ton up.  Impressive reporting    Make it a cracker i suggest

[LLPunting]

+1
Tick tock 

One more review & you are a ton up.  Impressive reporting    Make it a cracker i suggest

I saw  the milestone about to tick and sadly no Positive to report.  Hoping that the next few days will provide a goodie for the ton. 
Sadly unlikely as busy sniffing out newbies and TOFTT.      

[webpunter]

You are allowed to review in a slightly different order to that taking place
So you can wazz up a top burd / session to commemorate the 100th
Do you get something from the Queen when you get to 100 on here ? 

I saw  the milestone about to tick and sadly no Positive to report.  Hoping that the next few days will provide a goodie for the ton. 
Sadly unlikely as busy sniffing out newbies and TOFTT.