External Link/Members OnlyI've included the link, but I wouldn't pay too much attention to it. I did, which is why I booked to see her, but what a disappointment. She bears absolutely no resemblance to her profile.
A bit weighty, meaty arse and thighs, not matched by the tits; a good boob job would perk up the overall package. Not great looking, either, although she wouldn't frighten the horses. But she even had her hair trussed up. What's that about? You're in the entertainment business, for goodness sake, pet, not doing the housework. At least try to look your best. I didn't fancy her a bit.
I had a leisurely massage - I had half an hour to kill, after all - in which I tried to have a decent chat with her. I asked her if she'd worked there long, to which she answered "about a year or so". She's got reviews going back at least 5 years to my knowledge; not only is she thick, she's full of shit.
When I turned over I couldn't hide my lack of enthusiasm. I'd shrivelled up to something about half the size of a walnut whip. To be fair to her, a bit of skilful handiwork at least perked it up to the point where she could get it rubbered up for her blowjob, during which she looked utterly bored stiff.
I couldn't wait to get the sex over with, which I did with a good rattle in 'heels to heaven' missionary style. I couldn't be bothered with any positional changes. Her post-coital chat included telling me how she'd already got a skid mark on her thong. I'm not making that up. It neatly summed up the most dismal punt I can remember.
