Some mini reviews.

[Mr Garnet]

Thought i would start off with a few mini reviews of some of the prossies i have recently met, to see who i like punting with, rather than some old hi induction, that would probably get me shot down in flames.

1 Laura.  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Met this lass fairly recently, whilst she was 60 pounds, central location self service apartment  for half an hour, no dress requests, meets you in nice underwear with heels, meets with fantastic dfk, mind blowing owo, with reverse oral, sex in a few potions, followed with cim.
Her fee has gone up a extra 10 pounds, but wouldn't bother me to pay the extra tenner to see her again.

2 Layla Exotic.  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Met her at her luxury apartment near the squinty bridge, this lass is pure full on, not for the faint hearted, as she pounces on you the minute you walk in, full off different activities, including giving her anal, and would recommend, if your looking for a hour booking at £140.00 

3 Sticky Nicky. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Another one with a full on encounter, that is the another good kisser, really enjoys the job, and takes your load on her tits on the only occasion i have met her, not the best looking lass, but gives a great time, when leaving you end up thinking to yourself who enjoyed this the most, most memorable part, was her nipples pure sticking out afterwards.

4 Sarah Horny Hottie.
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Not the easiest to arrange a booking with, but makes up when you do get to see her, always been hotel meets that don't bother me, and another good cock sucker.

5 Lady red.
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Despite working from a very basic hotel, Sasha is a great punt, and a bit of a Mummy tummy, but gives a you a good time, and oral is fantastic, does anal as well, that is all good, when looking for a booking with plenty of variety.


These girls are in my top 5, and not got a 6 yet, hopefully after a few replies there will be one to add to my bucket list, as you can see despite Layla these girls are part time, that seems to make my bookings with them more enjoyable, than with other's that have the green light on their profile more than 4 times a week.

Next booking out of these 5 would either be with either lady red, or ready and raunchy, depends on who is available to the dates that suite both.

[Matrix]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.msg1#msg1

[J_H]

Apart from Lady Red I've thought they all looked good, especially Laura and the Geordie Lass. In fact I think I have tried both of those in the past but couldn't agree a time.

[Mr Garnet]

Apart from Lady Red I've thought they all looked good, especially Laura and the Geordie Lass. In fact I think I have tried both of those in the past but couldn't agree a time.

That can be a bit of a issue seeing a part time lass, but all worth a visit imo.
As for lady red you just need to look beyond the photos, as she does give a cracking service.
I did get to see Gabriella External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only a few times a few years back, and again another good looking lass, that provided a great service, but as she is mainly in the higlhand region these days, time to move on, and look elsewhere.
Possibly out of these 2 other Geordies lassies.
Cherry Royal.  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only or Maisie External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Marmalade]

Garnet — cheers for your input and a couple of points for the future —

Much as I think comparisons are useful (it helps other punters get an idea of your tastes and standards) UKP policy is one review per post. I think it helps with the indexing or something so other punters can find and benefit easier. It’s an Admin rule.

Secondly it helps if your writing emphasises what you experienced as your experience (and roughly how long ago). This helps people distinguish your genuine input from trolls who just give ‘opinions’ based on what they’ve ‘heard’.

[shaft10]

Totally pointless, they are not reviews and are not useful

[J_H]

I would disagree. Sir Garnet makes the point that they are mini reviews, brief summaries - albit technically infringing the protocol.
But they give you a pointer. Presumably nobody (or only in rare cases) makes up their mind solely on a UKP review - once you've seen the review then you go and do your own research. Garnet has more info in those brief reports than some can manage to say in half a page about one WG.

[Matrix]

I would disagree. Sir Garnet makes the point that they are mini reviews, brief summaries - albit technically infringing the protocol.
But they give you a pointer. Presumably nobody (or only in rare cases) makes up their mind solely on a UKP review - once you've seen the review then you go and do your own research. Garnet has more info in those brief reports than some can manage to say in half a page about one WG.

They won't show up in the review link.

[shaft10]

4 Sarah Horny Hottie.
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Not the easiest to arrange a booking with, but makes up when you do get to see her, always been hotel meets that don't bother me, and another good cock sucker.

I would disagree. Sir Garnet makes the point that they are mini reviews, brief summaries - albit technically infringing the protocol.
But they give you a pointer. Presumably nobody (or only in rare cases) makes up their mind solely on a UKP review - once you've seen the review then you go and do your own research. Garnet has more info in those brief reports than some can manage to say in half a page about one WG.

Bollox, they are not even 'mini reviews', and as you point out this wouldn't be protocol anyway. You are correct very few people would see a girl based on a review, we prefer a number of full reviews in order to paint a clearer picture and try to establish some consistency of the WG being reviewed. A couple of sentences just doesn't cut it, and is off little help to anyone. Also as Matrix has pointed out, it won't even be linked/indexed so no fucker is going to find these pearls of wisdom in a search.

[DickDiver]

Perfect introduction for me. Marks out your credibility and gives us a benchmark of what you like. Welcome, sir!

 

[Mr Garnet]

Cheers J H, and D d, and knew which ever way i started posting a thread wouldn't go down well with everyone.
My thought was rather than add comments on other members posts, was to create a new thread of my own of some of a few lassies i have seen, that i have enjoyed spending my money on, and would wanna see again.
Maybe the title of the thread might not have been appropriate, and except Layla they have all been half hour bookings, as i tend find a hour booking is more than enough for me, and can get 2 bookings for that sum in to half hour bookings.
I ended up seeing Lena, sweet  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only late on Friday at very short notice for a quickie, due to plan A cancelling on me, and plan B not being able to fit me in.
This is not what i usually look for in time, or lower end of the market, but served me very well indeed.
I will do a review at some point either today, or tomorrow, as i will look at other reviews to see how to do a full review of my own for the future, and possibly add emojis to the review as well.

[homer123]

those are useful  references of some well known w/g's I'd like to see if I'm ever in Glasgow. especially layla and sasha.cheers Mr G.

[Uncle Buck]

In my opinion, Mr Garnet has introduced himself into the fold very credibly, politely and informatively. Simply because one or two critiques think your narrative to be too short, succinct or unhelpful makes no difference. Mr Garnet has joined the forum, contributed and asked for nothing in return (unlike most newbies).

Welcome Mr.

UB

[Mr Garnet]

Cheers guys, and i am about to review the lass i saw on Friday, not to sure how it will come out, as the text  box is short for the length of my review, so have done it on a spread sheet, that will copy and paste in to the  review box, might have a bit of an adjustment, but hopefully it will work okay.

[andymars19]

The text box will scroll as you enter more text in.  Or if you look immediately underneath, you’ll see two horizontal lines, click on these and drag the box down to make it bigger

[Mr Garnet]

The text box will scroll as you enter more text in.  Or if you look immediately underneath, you’ll see two horizontal lines, click on these and drag the box down to make it bigger

Cheers, and no harm done, as it all worked out well reviewing the lass the way i have done it, as the review is, as i expect you can see now up, and was quite happy doing my review that way, which will probably be the way i will continue to do more reviews,as I'm quite pleased with this, except the lack of emojis, that aren't really that necessary, as long as i get to the write what's required that's all that counts imo. 

[Matrix]

Cheers guys, and i am about to review the lass i saw on Friday, not to sure how it will come out, as the text  box is short for the length of my review, so have done it on a spread sheet, that will copy and paste in to the  review box, might have a bit of an adjustment, but hopefully it will work okay.

Read the link I posted. 

[J_H]

The link was very useful Sir Matrix, there were things on it that I hadn't been aware of, e.g. not reviewing the same girl positively within 12 months, which I could have easily fallen foul of. Sir Garnet, I am sure, will prove to be a useful contributor here once, like me, he has absorbed the rules.

All round a good thread.

[Matrix]

The link was very useful Sir Matrix, there were things on it that I hadn't been aware of, e.g. not reviewing the same girl positively within 12 months, which I could have easily fallen foul of. Sir Garnet, I am sure, will prove to be a useful contributor here once, like me, he has absorbed the rules.

All round a good thread.

I think his input is well intentioned. Good to see a thread without people being offended on others behalf for a change.

I do hope you're not suggesting that I'm a knight however! 

[Courtney]

I think his input is well intentioned.

...I wouldn't be so sure.

[Courtney]

Well Mr Garnet ....or should I say Mr Eldridge (aka the good 1)

..you creep the living daylights out of me:

and rode the living daylights out of me.

pure drained the living daylights out of me

...always country with a capital "C"  ???

Nice review, and looks like you had plenty of fun, altough looks like they are both out of the Country at the moment.

and unusual names across the Country.

there was not much notice given to her, and she is going back to her native Country in a few days time.

....comma and then an and (, and):

afterwards, and was wearing black heels.

funny, and unusual

...still can't seem to find a capital "I" unless it's at the start of a sentence. The "i's" have it.

Thought i would start off with a few mini reviews of some of the prossies i have recently met, to see who i like punting with, rather than some old hi induction, that would probably get me shot down in flames.

When i got to the door i was about to speak, and got the finger sign above her top lip sssh to be quiet, and was escorted to her very nice bedroom.
Erika is stunning in my opinion, and was asked very quietly am i good for you babes, and would you like to use the en suite shower, and have a drink.
I replied in the end quietly  to all 3, and stayed i reckon there must have been another bathroom, as she left whilst i freshened up.

all depends if i need it or not but if i am away in another town always like to try a w.g i doubt i will see again

 

[Marmalade]

Another shitstain exposed. Well done Courtney.

I really must stop trying to be so polite when such cunts appear!

[Matrix]

...I wouldn't be so sure.

 

The troll's are trying to evolve but Courtney tee's them up for Admins Hammer.

[Courtney]

Well done Courtney.

The troll's are trying to evolve but Courtney tee's them up for Admins Hammer.

[pilgrim]

If you are not already working for them Courtney, GCHQ are always looking for diligent spymasters.  On one condition, you do not neglect the excellent work you do on UKP.
Aye the Best.

[J_H]

Your eye for textual analysis is remarkable Sir Courtney. Quite astounding.

[DickDiver]

Fucking magnificent work. I remember that cunt Burnside, stayed credible for a bit then exposed himself as a wanker. I guess the Garnett reincarnation would have done the same eventually

[Clattypats]

Will these trolls never learn  ...Nice one Courtney...

[shaft10]

Not so much of a perfect introduction after all then from 'Sir Garnet' 

[Uncle Buck]

I am humbled and very much mistaken. My earlier post re Mr Garnet appears to have been a huge misjudgement. Well done to those to exposed the fuck wit. I’m going back to my bunker to have a really serious conversation with myself and I’m expecting some colourful language and equally serious candour.

UB

[homer123]

IMPRESSIVE, Courtney.

[Jock D]

Excellent work again Courtney.

[seeker]

You can't polish a turd 
The undesirables always slip up and let the mask slide
And it doesent help them
That punters like Courtney are watching out 

[Courtney]

Thanks gentlemen.