Victoria - Newtown Sauna ( NTS ) Edinburgh - Heaven One

[hmscossack]

I decided to head back into Edinburgh - and had this week to see Ruby from BSS , but apparently she has yet again ' gone on holiday ' when I enquired about her with BSS 
 
Anyway , I decided to go back to Newtown Sauna ( NTS ) - and I was VERY pleased I made the effort , there were 5 out of 6 Girls on duty when I arrived .

I had phoned the day before , and there was to be 6 on duty , with Gloria ( New ) Alanna ( New ) , Jade , Sasha , Cindy ( new ) and Victoria ( New )  -
more about them all later in the review . It cost me £ 30 for the Hour for the door fee .  I was yet again , impressed with NTS , its well run and pleasant .

Please note - the 6th new Girl Cindy , was on Door duties getting trained in management / financial  skills ) _ 
I chatted with her for a few minutes - and was impressed with what I found .
I state straight off , Cindy doesn't look your typical Romanian , she has a Spanish look to her  , and has an attractive figure  , with a cheerful personality .
If she was on duty in the lounge - I can state , she would be a good choice ( I would pick her in a heartbeat  ) .

I changed in the changing room - showered , dried , and put on the towel , and entered the lounge , a  little bit nervous .

I chatted with the 5 ladies , and was yet again impressed with the variety and the looks of all the Girls in NTS  -
For me , personally - NTS is clearly become a great place if you want young and attractive ladies to choose from in a lounge .

I will describe the ladies I met , so you know what to expect , if you decide to visit .

Gloria ( Dominican Republic ) - early 30's - short in height , sultry , dark looks , pretty ,and she has a very slim , skinny figure with long legs . . New Girl

Alanna - put simply , this would have been my first choice , with ease , were it not for a genuine , Swedish Blonde that I picked in the end
I would describe her as stunningly attractive , Scottish , Brown , long , curly hair with highlights - nice , curvy slim figure , lovely to chat with and she is short in height
She is early 20's at the very , very most , and I will pick her , without hesitation , the next time I visit NTS .
She was that lovely . Brand New Girl at NTS .

Jade , mid 30's , average looks , dark hair , with a nice slim figure , and is easy to chat with and would be a great companion in the Sauna - I would pick her

Sasha - Bulgarian ( I apologise to the Forum , here ) - I misidentified her from my last review - she is not Anastasia - sorry !!
I met her on my last visit and recognised her straight away , average height , nice figure , great breasts and a curvy figure - Dark Hair with Blonde Highlights .
 Attractive Lady , whom I would pick with no reservations .

Victoria ( New Girl - she is here for only 4 weeks !! ) attractive Swedish lady who is a genuine blonde with long hair , she has a lovely pair of breasts -
 with a decent curvy figure and a lovely rounded arse , she is well built - but not fat , of medium height , and is very easy to chat with , and I found my time with her flew by .

I can state she is certainly Swedish , as I recognised her accent , as I watch occasionally Swedish Films - she talks fluent English
( and can also speak German - which I discovered when discussing my favourite subject with her ) - she does DFK and OWO .
You get a genuine GFE with Victoria .

I would state that in the room , I had a marvellous time and have no complaints - I would recommend her

I stayed for 1/2 hour in the lounge afterwards and had a great time chatting with the ladies . I enjoyed the vibe .
 
I can state that I would personally would recommend NTS - as compared to the rest of the other Edinburgh Saunas I have visited .

My reason is that there is a great choice of lovely , young ladies , with great figures .
When you add that to the pleasant , modern premises and facilities  , I would personally prefer to go to NTS rather than BSS nowadays .
My main reason is that you also get peace to make a selection and there is a bigger choice than what you often get .

I can also sadly say that Sophia ( 19 year old ) has gone back to Lithuania , probably for good .

anyway , this is my own review , and its just my own personal opinion - thanks for reading
as ever ,
kind regards to the Scottish Forum .

[willie loman]

Unless matters have radically changed in the last few days, Sasha is Scottish, and allana is Romanian/brasilian.

[Name Not Found]

I was quite enjoying your review until you got to the past where you said " I had a marvellous time and have no complaints", and nothing else about the in-room action. It would be far better if you explained what services she offered and how well she performed them; without that it just reads like a review of the establishment and a list of girls you didn't' shag.

[hmscossack]

Unless matters have radically changed in the last few days, Sasha is Scottish, and allana is Romanian/brasilian.

Shit - I got the names mixed up - from my hurried notes !
I checked and its my mistake , sorry

I also didn't bother going into the bedroom part in any detail , as frankly , I thought people would not be interested .
For your information - It was the usual variety that I do , RO , OWO , Missionary and Doggy .....with a massage at the end
and Victoria performed all to my satisfaction , with enthusiasm and passion
I had no complaints !

[foreverchanges]

Shit - I got the names mixed up - from my hurried notes !
I checked and its my mistake , sorry

You weren't taking notes in the lounge were you?

[edinburgh]

Alana/Alanna is Brasilian she told me.  Not a bad looker, I agree.  But I found her attitude, body language and the way she spoke prickly and unpleasant.  I was in the lounge a few months ago in a dark and damp evening. They were showing the BBC news on silent as usual, on it was this bloke with a bling from Oxfam. do u remember the news?  What a guy, a model of the punters, punter of the punters, man is a man is a man everywhere he goes and whatever job he was supposed to be doing.  Anyway, I asked her who was sitting nearest to me to turn on the sound.  She turned to me with a sneer and in a hostile tone ; "why do you want to hear when you can just watch?"  well, forget it, "ok can I have a coffee please?"  Before standing up, not knowing I was looking at her face sideway, she gave a sly look at the girls across the room and it was saying "what's wrong with this guy?" No way I was going to spend my money on that even though she wasn;t a bad looking woman.  But HMS, do go for her and let me know what is she like in bed.  There was a chinese guy came in having booked her right after I left (without picking a girl, I just enjoyed sauna) so she does have repeaters, it seems.  Speaking of which, she looks partly oriental herself, she might be part Chinese maybe.


BTW, what age is this Victoria?  and do u have a pic of a lookalike woman, say, from Mayfair mag january 1976?  You got to have one.

and... has Sophia left for good, definitely?

[Uncle Buck]

You “occasionally watch Swedish films”.... really?

I need to upgrade my Sky subscription. I must be missing a trick.

All seems a bit fluffy to me and very (very) little detail of any action, which I assume, is what punters want to know about, before make an informed decision.

UB

[hmscossack]

Victoria is early 20's easily - and not later than that ( no lines under the eyes )
The new Scottish Girl is a real young beauty as well

[hmscossack]

You “occasionally watch Swedish films”.... really?

I need to upgrade my Sky subscription. I must be missing a trick.

All seems a bit fluffy to me and very (very) little detail of any action, which I assume, is what punters want to know about, before make an informed decision.

UB

UB - it was called - Fucking Amal ( not a Porn Film - google it ) as known as Show Me Love its a really great film
I have seen a few others but that's the one I remember

Dear UB - It was my review , done my way , written my way and if people want more ' X rated description ' - they should look elsewhere -

and as for my review being ' fluffy '
Sorry but its my writing style - and my way of writing a review - I was there - and I wrote what I experienced - can't say fairer than that
but as ever Uncle Buck , thanks for your kind input ( I genuinely do value your opinion sir , thanks for your honesty )
Try NTS for yourself !

[Name Not Found]

I also didn't bother going into the bedroom part in any detail , as frankly , I thought people would not be interested .
For your information - It was the usual variety that I do , RO , OWO , Missionary and Doggy .....with a massage at the end
and Victoria performed all to my satisfaction , with enthusiasm and passion
I had no complaints !

Thanks for that  Sounds like your tastes are as vanilla as mine. Might have to give her a go.

[TKovac]

I also didn't bother going into the bedroom part in any detail , as frankly , I thought people would not be interesred

On a site that is dedicated to reviewing paid sexual activities?

Nah your right we were all just walking in circles round by the omni centre before you came along with the fucking directions to get there. 

A review needs to tell us what activities were avaliable, if they were delivered well, did she charge extras, what she looked like and if there were any complications/dangers.

Anything else is pure padding sometimes nic, sometimes not but with out those details above your review is about much use as a fart in a spacesuit

[TomB22]

A review needs to tell us what activities were avaliable, if they were delivered well, did she charge extras, what she looked like and if there were any complications/dangers.

+1

[edinburgh]

HMS, I really enjoy reading your reviews. It's up to you what you write or not to write.  But then, it does seem that to you most girls are just stunning.

so what is Victoria like facially?  Don;t tell me "like the blonde one of ABBA, but not Bijorn".  Please upload a lookalike photo.

[well_ung]

review of these girls sounds good and may even venture there myself,
however your opening line of "went to edinburgh to see ruby at bss"
puts me off, she has to be the worst sauna experience ive had   

[hmscossack]

review of these girls sounds good and may even venture there myself,
however your opening line of "went to edinburgh to see ruby at bss"
puts me off, she has to be the worst sauna experience ive had   

It was a challenge , for me , to review her , that I accepted - that's the reason for that line at the start -
thank you

[edinburgh]

yes,  HMS is on a mission, a sort of Kamikaze mission, using Kamikaze's correct military name, he accepted to be one man "Special Attack Task Force" for our sake, to find out if Ruby is shite to anybody but anybody or maybe just maybe there is a super prossie hiding behind the sulky bitch.  Charge of the Cossak cavalery, like.

[Sandman1874]

Victoria is early 20's easily - and not later than that ( no lines under the eyes )
The new Scottish Girl is a real young beauty as well

There is no way that Victoria is in her early twenties. I’ve got a review to follow but she is approximately mid 30s in age. Don’t get me wrong - she is attractive facially but the body and the face are not those of someone in their early twenties.

[edinburgh]

Typical bee goggle view of life of his then.  According to Cossak, every girl he meets is in early 20s and looks like the Playmate August 1977.  So how does she really look, Sandman?  any Lookalike celebrity?

[edinburgh]

beer-goggled (Preemptive correction:  bee goggle must be painful)  Anyway, Even I admit Ruy at BSS is a looker and she IS in her mid 20s at the oldest.  Try and see her.

[foreverchanges]

Typical bee goggle view of life of his then.  According to Cossak, every girl he meets is in early 20s and looks like the Playmate August 1977.  So how does she really look, Sandman?  any Lookalike celebrity?

To be fair he did have Heidi down as late 20s

[Sandman1874]

Typical bee goggle view of life of his then.  According to Cossak, every girl he meets is in early 20s and looks like the Playmate August 1977.  So how does she really look, Sandman?  any Lookalike celebrity?

I’m not sure who she would look like. She’s definitely got a touch of blonde Scandinavian about her.

[Matrix]

I’m not sure who she would look like. She’s definitely got a touch of blonde Scandinavian about her.

10/10?

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[pingug]

On a site that is dedicated to reviewing paid sexual activities?

Nah your right we were all just walking in circles round by the omni centre before you came along with the fucking directions to get there. 

A review needs to tell us what activities were avaliable, if they were delivered well, did she charge extras, what she looked like and if there were any complications/dangers.

Anything else is pure padding sometimes nic, sometimes not but with out those details above your review is about much use as a fart in a spacesuit

its the sexual part that people do want to hear about after all thats what you are paying a fair amount of money for not what was on TV in the lounge

It's  the same as the reviewers on AW who put ' being a gentleman I will keep what happened between me and **** to ourselves, they seem to be under the misconception that they have shared some sort of beautiful experience together and connected as one

you had sex with a woman probably half your age who at best was being professional, you enjoyed it, she might have but chances are didn't care either way because she doesn't normally choose grandads

[willie loman]

its the sexual part that people do want to hear about after all thats what you are paying a fair amount of money for not what was on TV in the lounge

It's  the same as the reviewers on AW who put ' being a gentleman I will keep what happened between me and **** to ourselves, they seem to be under the misconception that they have shared some sort of beautiful experience together and connected as one

you had sex with a woman probably half your age who at best was being professional, you enjoyed it, she might have but chances are didn't care either way because she doesn't normally choose grandads

To be honest there aren't enough reviewers for anyone to tell anyone else how to review, my bugbear are reviewers who review themselves, little info about the girl, but plenty of purple prose about how they pounded her for fifty minutes, gave her a face like a painters radio, round 2, took it like a champ, anytime I come across these phrases I switch off.

[hmscossack]

Typical bee goggle view of life of his then.  According to Cossak, every girl he meets is in early 20s and looks like the Playmate August 1977.  So how does she really look, Sandman?  any Lookalike celebrity?

Dear Edinburgh - Playmate - is from Penthouse - ( which I only read for a few months in 1984 )
 - Mayfair was always better ( and actually the Mayfair centrefold was called GIRL OF THE MONTH ) - for your information
and my blonde ' Heroine ' was from 1976 , not 1977 !! - please note this in future , cheers

anyway Thanks for your tonque in cheek comments  Edinburgh - you make me laugh ( thank you )

I will try to explain how I try to age a lady - I go for the area around the eyes , if there are lines - then they are early 30's ish - and more ageing then its 40's
but its not a perfect method - as regards the error for Heidi , a good looking lady - maybe I was fooled by the makeup - on the day - she didn't look that old to me
( I was probably also put off by the wonderful experience over an hour - and memory can play tricks when you are ' distracted ' by OWO !!
I was probably lucky , on the day , with Heidi , as I can guess , if she is not in the mood , you would get an awkward punt - she is experienced as hell as a WG /SP

however , in my painful defence - to the other comments - guys , I am not perfect - and I DO make mistakes - but I own up to them
( I am annoyed with myself for switching the identities of Allan and for Sasha - wrongly )

Coming back to the review style - If I include more detail - to stop potential fluffy allegations - that's fine with me
but my main worry , is that I don't want to sound like an stud , or a porn star , I am just an average guy -
and I frankly , one that just doesn't want to boast how many times I had sex , or how good it was for the girl -
 or other X-rated stuff that's really adding nothing worthwhile
if someone doesn't like my reviews , don't read them - that's cool with me

However , I will try to improve the review over the last one (I admit -  it was a bit lacklustre ) -
I really focussed too much on the description of the wonderful talent that NTS - now has , and why its become the ' go to ' sauna for me - personally
 ( DISCLAIMER - that's only my opinion )

My next review ( number 14 ) will be back at NTS - that's definite , I enjoyed the vibe and the lovely ladies chat
( and again , only my point of view ) - and I will try to write a far better article , using my literary talents to full effect ( with 100% extra waffle added )