Author Topic: Amazing Blonde / Priscilla - Hoxton  (Read 2496 times)


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Offline mynameiskeysersoze

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Hey nice people! That's my very first review here.
Unfortunately the meeting turned out to be the worst encounter I have ever had..... well, not a great start!   :rolleyes:

She has good reviews on AW, and her £80 for 30 mins somehow made me think she was worthy a visit.
I didn't find any reviews here, and I just thought "Wow, let's be a pioneer!" .......shit, I regret it now :dash:

Price: £80 for 30 mins.   

Comms: Quick chat and a couple of messages. Easy...... Eventually realised I didn't speak to her.......

Location: Apartment close to Hoxton Station. Quite busy street, definitely not a discreet location...... First floor of a block with 8apts in total. I managed to cross the stairs with a young lady and a mom with her kid....they looked at me in a way that clearly said they knew what I was there for. I am personally not shy at all, so I don't care. But still, not ideal.
She shares the flat with at least another girl (possibly the one I spoke to over the phone)
The flat in itself is nice and tidy, the bedromm is essential but clean

Appearance: She is the one in the pics, but photoshop makes miracles...... Total different appearance. Shorter hair (fair enough) and totally different body: darker skin, more robust, rounder face and way more bigger mouth. Shorter than it seems to be in her pics, bigger round ass and big fake boobs. To be honest, not phisically dissapointing. Just different than what I was expecting looking at her pictures. I found her attractive enough, unfortunately, to give her a try.

Service: She can't speak english. I initially thought she was pretending not to, but it can even be the case she can't for real.
She doesn't provide the services advertised: no facial, no oral without, no dfk. Obviously I found it out after she took the money. Before that I just had the confirmation over the phone that all the services on the enjoys list were included (apart from anal, £50 extra.....ahahahaha, I even consider that option.....luckily I decided to play safe: just 1/2 hour with no extras)
Really bad attitude, she just tried to make me cum as soon as possible. Awful BJ, no deepthroat. She was constantly complaining at any possible requests I made....and I'm talking about very basic requests, like "can you please lay down for me" or "keep on sucking". You can't touch her nipples, you can't finger her and you can't even touch her pussy. She was constantly trying to dictate the positions, moaning if that wasn't what I wanted....... It has been so unreal, to be almost laughable
When I realised I wasted my money (that is pretty soon) I thought to try to get the best I could. But I then understood the best I could do was just leaving as soon as possible...... I put her on top (off course she wasn't happy about that!) and I just waited to cum, whilst she was mechanically jumping on my cock looking somewhere else.
She then shouthed something to her pimp who was outside the room (....fucking creepy, isn't it?!) and jumped to check her phone.

When I left the place I had the feeling someone was staring at me. I had a weird eye contact with someone, and I had the feeling he was the pimp...or maybe I just became paranoid after such a bad experience.

I wish I had thrown my money into the toilet and flushed......that would have been way more fun!

WORST EXPERIENCE EVER!!!!

Offline Wozel

Sorry to hear that but one tip, NEVER go with AW reviews ...... NEVER!!!

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Appearance: She is the one in the pics, but photoshop makes miracles...... Total different appearance. Shorter hair (fair enough) and totally different body: darker skin, more robust, rounder face and way more bigger mouth. Shorter than it seems to be in her pics, bigger round ass and big fake boobs.


Cheers for the review and sorry to hear.

Out of interest, the perennial question: Is she a Bubble Butt thread contender?

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Offline mynameiskeysersoze

Sorry to hear that but one tip, NEVER go with AW reviews ...... NEVER!!!

So sadly true....

Offline mynameiskeysersoze

Cheers for the review and sorry to hear.

Out of interest, the perennial question: Is she a Bubble Butt thread contender?

Yeah, definitely


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I'd had my eye on this one as the bottle looked insane.... sorry to hear about your experience! Thanks for giving us the heads up.

Offline mynameiskeysersoze

No problem mate. I hope it did help you saving some money!

okilokic1

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Thanks, I had her in my hot list as well. Yeah wondering about AW reviews as well I mean obviously I check them and I make sure that it's not their first review as well but you think they might be buying them or something..?

Offline mynameiskeysersoze

Thanks, I had her in my hot list as well. Yeah wondering about AW reviews as well I mean obviously I check them and I make sure that it's not their first review as well but you think they might be buying them or something..?
Sorry mate, I've been away for a while and I missed your message....
Can't say....what I'm 100% sure about is that those aw reviews can't be real.....