Author Topic: Ana @Massage at Zen - Upminster Bridge  (Read 5903 times)

Offline Flithy Red

Having read the mostly positive reviews for Zen Therapy in Upminster I thought I’d try myself.
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Located opposite Upminster Bridge Station, they have their own large car park at the back.  Some risk of getting blocked in by a van and other cars though.  I walked in the back entrance as it was more discreet than the one next to the barber’s entrance at the front.
You walk through the conservatory where there’s a washing machine full of towels.  Along the corridor, the Chinese receptionist met me and asked how long.  I’d made a booking already for an hour.  She took my £50 cash and showed me to one of the rooms.  I got fully undressed and before laying on the bed she brought me my £5 change and gave me a big smile.
The shop smelt very fresh and clean, there was a shower in the corner of the room.
After a couple of minutes a Chinese lady, Ana came in and started my massage.  She wasn’t very talkative, but after half an hour said “body to body”.  I agreed and she went naked, then massaged my bum before joining me on the bed as I turned over.
I said “sex ok” and she said “you have condom?” then said £80.   She quickly put it on and laid on her back ready.  Afterwards she carried on with the massage.
Paid for the extra at the end. She wrapped the used condom up in tissue and gave to me to get rid of outside!
I think that there are other Chinese girls working there, so I will be back!
« Last Edit: April 14, 2018, 04:57:20 pm by paintingthetownred »

Offline Titti Tatti

Thank you for your first review.

A few more details would be appreciated. Quality of massage,looks, age etc

Offline dieseldriver

they

have their own large car park

 at the joining me on the bed as I turned over.


Large car park? Four cars takes it up. Two against each wall
Joined you on the bed What bed? All the massage rooms contain massage tables.

Offline joe diddley

Having read the mostly positive reviews for Zen Therapy in Upminster I thought I’d try myself.
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She wrapped the used condom up in tissue and gave to me to get rid of outside!

Other places do this in case they are raided and charged as running brothels. Remove the evidence AYG.

Offline socksfellan2

So £125 for an hour's massage and a quick fuck? That doesn't seem very VFM to me.

Could you describe the girl's looks? Her level of English?

For that price point, I'd rather have £45 for massage and spend the remaining £80 on a 30 mins punt with a hot Brazilian. Most of the massage girls I wouldn't pay for solely sex.

Anyway, thanks for the review. At least you enjoyed it and that's what matters most  :thumbsup:

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Paying 80 for FS with a Chinese masseuse is exactly the behaviour that is driving the prices up in all the parlours.  If she ain't fucking you for the full session (and you find her attractive) then DON'T pay more than 60   :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

As mentioned, for 125 you can spend a full hr fucking, kissing, rimming, OWO, RO, etc with a fairly/very attractive woman with a half-decent attitude.


Offline dieseldriver

Been considering myself not bothering anymore with Zen? £45 on the door, another £40 for B2B + HJ. But will probably still see Ching from time to time. No longer advertises, only seeing regulars.  £60 for massage  + HJ. And a bloody good HJ too! No matter how try, she still wont strip. But lets me grope under her dress. Skantie panties above stocking tops feeling her arse and trying to slip fingers into her panties. That itself gets me a stiffy......

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Sorry, what's Ching?

I think I have seen Anna there but walked and there were no hard feelings (though a wasted trek).

Offline dieseldriver

Sorry, what's Ching?

I think I have seen Anna there but walked and there were no hard feelings (though a wasted trek).

Ching is an independent who works from her house in Ockendon. Can't remember where she first advertised, but it wasn't AW, Backpage, or Viva St. Must be six months ago when someone here put a link to her? Now she no longer advertises, but just relies on her regulars. Very attractive, slim, nice looker. Give a fantastic HJ (for me anyway). Couple of other members here have also seen her and left a review. Put Ching in the search box to read reviews.

Offline dieseldriver

Sorry, what's Ching?

I think I have seen Anna there but walked and there were no hard feelings (though a wasted trek).

What happened with Anna? Not seen her and don't think ever will. For £100 can get the full monty without time wasted on a massage.

Offline Davyboy25

Tried to see Ching recently and was advised she had a bad hand.  Shame but as long as her wrist was ok I would have been fine.  Still hopefully next time as seems worth a visit.

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Tried to see Ching recently and was advised she had a bad hand.  Shame but as long as her wrist was ok I would have been fine.  Still hopefully next time as seems worth a visit.

Yes, healthy wrists are essential in this game.

Offline dieseldriver

Saw Ching couple of weeks ago. Certainly nothing wrong with the wrist action. If only she would take her dress off, of even her panties.

Offline Davyboy25

OK cheers will try again soon.  Not seen her before but reviews seem favourable.

Offline Flithy Red

Thanks for the feedback on my first review … Very useful.
Yes, the massage quality was good and the girl was pretty, probably early 30s.  I’ve been back since, and seen another Chinese girls, Lauren. She does full sex with a condom I took along.
The bed is a trestle table, very sturdy ...
Both girls I’ve seen speak reasonably good English.
I take the point about the prices and will take that on-board 
Thanks again for all the comments.  :rolleyes:

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I've not tried but a few complained on here that Lauren doesn't do FS?

Offline Davyboy25

A month or so ago she seemed to do a bit more than the previous reviews.  At least from my experience anyway. Was OK.  Seems to have changed a little.

Offline dieseldriver

Tempted to see Lauren again. Perhaps tomorrow as OH going out? She really like her pussy eaten. If I do go, I'll be sure to bring a condom. And go-to-town on that pussy with my mouth. Hopefully she will want finishing off with a good shag?

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Tempted to see Lauren again. Perhaps tomorrow as OH going out? She really like her pussy eaten. If I do go, I'll be sure to bring a condom. And go-to-town on that pussy with my mouth. Hopefully she will want finishing off with a good shag?

Did you get down there (so to say!)?  You are right in that she loves her pussy being eaten but never got close to a shag.  If that situation has changed will certainly be back.

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Did you get down there (so to say!)?  You are right in that she loves her pussy being eaten but never got close to a shag.  If that situation has changed will certainly be back.

There seems to be comments in that direction on here (as in she's loosened up, so to speak, of late) but they could be bullshit.  That said, I've never tried as I've always been happy with her distinct lack of clock-watching while pussy being devoured and it's nice to 'end' while that's happening (though she always tries to keep you going for as long as possible).

Offline Flithy Red

A month or so ago she seemed to do a bit more than the previous reviews.  At least from my experience anyway. Was OK.  Seems to have changed a little.
Each time I've been there Lauren's been willing - half way through the massage, she's asked me if I have a condom. After FS she's carried on with the massage. Maybe I'm just lucky?


Offline Davyboy25

Might have been a one-off but I took a condom. She declined FS, usual "next time" but gave me a BJ.  As I mentioned was pretty average nothing to rush back for.  Like Dieseldriver getting a bit bored with Zen after a recent visit was about a Neutral (will review when I get a chance....in the right section..lol).  Still need to get to see Ching in Ockendon

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All your get with Ching is a lovely wanking off. Although she don't mind your feeling up her dress above stocking tops. Couple of times I've succeeded getting a finger into her panties. But never getting it into her pussy. She pushed my hand away each time. I also contacted her on whatsapp. Offered extra for extra service. She got a bit annoyed saying its a professional massage, nothing else.