Pia, Bedford

[Yorkshirelawman]

COMMS  The usual stuff, phone calls with the final one when I was about 100 metres away.

THE PLACE  Small flat in a modern development near Bedford Hospital. Full of junk and not very clean.

HER  Pia is Danish but has lived here for a long time. On AW she says she is 48 which is about right. However those 48 years have not been kind to her. She has gone to seed, and is certainly not the sexy lady suggested by her AW photos. She is  bigger and far less attractive than you are led to expect.

THE GIG  Started by kissing as we undressed in the bedroom. No DFK. Then on to the bed; told no nipple sucking or tweaking; gave her RO but after a bit she told me to stop. No fingering allowed either. Sex in a couple of positions but v unsatisfactory and ended up wanking myself off while she watched  - no encouragement offered.

VERDICT  Another wasted punt. Cost was £130 for the hour - not worth half that. Avoid this lady ; in fact avoid Bedford!

[unclepokey]

I'm genuinely surprised at this report.  It is in considerable conflict with my own experience.
It's been a few years since I've seen this lady 'tis true and it's not easy for me to go under the radar to Bedford these days. I last saw her in Hemel Hempsted.
Are others surprised, I wonder?
Uncle Pokey

[Badvicar]

A link would help,as it would in your other reviews. If it's the hemel Danish Pia, she was in her late 40's ten years ago. I only know as a client of mine had a Danish wife name of Pia and had me nearly convinced they were one and the same!

[unclepokey]

BV you don't need a link.  You know precisely who the OP is talking about. You are simply stirring the shit. But I get the impression you are as puzzled as I. Please don't waste our time.
UP

[Badvicar]

BV you don't need a link.  You know precisely who the OP is talking about. You are simply stirring the shit. But I get the impression you are as puzzled as I. Please don't waste our time.
UP

I may not NEED a link but others may and it is a courtesy required in reviews. I was trying,gently, to point this out to the OP as he hasn't posted links in any of his reviews. As to being puzzled, my only confusion is why you would come out defending a SP who has a rep for ruling another forum and has to goto Northern Ireland to get punters. You always were a nostalgic fluffy on a horse though.

Don't waste everyone's time defending a washed up SP.

[unclepokey]

Have you ever met this woman BV?

If not I suggest you might  curtail your remarks.
UP

[Badvicar]

Have you ever met this woman BV?

If not I suggest you might  curtail your remarks.
UP

Met her and walked. She wasn't my clients wife and she was clearly showing signs of delusion as to her age and her resemblance to her pictures. Has she been on the phone drumming up plonker net groupies? Why should I curtail my remarks for a prossie you haven't seen in 5 years, when a punter reviews her recently? If you are that bothered UnclePunter go see her and give us an update.

Stop looking through rose coloured glasses and stop being a lap dog to a old manipulative SP that's past her sell by date. You have been a member for years before me,here. So your fluffy and knighting attitude is allowed

Call your brigade in to defend her. I am awaiting the charge of the wheelchair brigade.

[Jim Panzee]

I'm genuinely surprised at this report.  It is in considerable conflict with my own experience.
It's been a few years since I've seen this lady 'tis true and it's not easy for me to go under the radar to Bedford these days. I last saw her in Hemel Hempsted.
Are others surprised, I wonder?
Uncle Pokey

I had a punt with her a couple years ago. Thought she was ok. Her fanny has had some hammer though by the looks of it, no way was I gonna go down for the honey. I found that she was too gobby and her age was starting to show. She had a haemorrhoid on her arsehole which I found to be a bit unsightly. When you look at her tit's they look nice and pert but they have lost their firmness like a week old party balloon that's been left to the elements.

[Horizontal pleasures]

COMMS  The usual stuff, phone calls with the final one when I was about 100 metres away.

THE PLACE  Small flat in a modern development near Bedford Hospital. Full of junk and not very clean.

HER  Pia is Danish but has lived here for a long time. On AW she says she is 48 which is about right. However those 48 years have not been kind to her. She has gone to seed, and is certainly not the sexy lady suggested by her AW photos. She is  bigger and far less attractive than you are led to expect.

THE GIG  Started by kissing as we undressed in the bedroom. No DFK. Then on to the bed; told no nipple sucking or tweaking; gave her RO but after a bit she told me to stop. No fingering allowed either. Sex in a couple of positions but v unsatisfactory and ended up wanking myself off while she watched  - no encouragement offered.

VERDICT  Another wasted punt. Cost was £130 for the hour - not worth half that. Avoid this lady ; in fact avoid Bedford!

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[unclepokey]

Info from Bad Vic and Jim P forces me to reconsider my - at the time - genuine surprise at the OP's remarks. Clearly, the perception is that time has not been kind to Pia, and as I've not visited her for a while I'm in no position to make an up-to-date comment on the matter. I will just say that I have some affection for the lady as she introduced me to 'Lying Down Doggie'.
This position has enabled me to have much pleasure with a number of women who themselves have responded in precisely the same way as Pia with some even reaching female ejaculation orgasms.
BV accuses me of being a fluffy, White Night wimp or whatever. I don't care a shrimp's bollocks.
I will continue to attempt to contribute usefully to this board/forum whenever I deem it appropriate. If I hold a position particularly one way or the other I will declare it,
Uncle Pokey

[smiths]

COMMS  The usual stuff, phone calls with the final one when I was about 100 metres away.

THE PLACE  Small flat in a modern development near Bedford Hospital. Full of junk and not very clean.

HER  Pia is Danish but has lived here for a long time. On AW she says she is 48 which is about right. However those 48 years have not been kind to her. She has gone to seed, and is certainly not the sexy lady suggested by her AW photos. She is  bigger and far less attractive than you are led to expect.

THE GIG  Started by kissing as we undressed in the bedroom. No DFK. Then on to the bed; told no nipple sucking or tweaking; gave her RO but after a bit she told me to stop. No fingering allowed either. Sex in a couple of positions but v unsatisfactory and ended up wanking myself off while she watched  - no encouragement offered.

VERDICT  Another wasted punt. Cost was £130 for the hour - not worth half that. Avoid this lady ; in fact avoid Bedford!

I punted with Danish Pia in 2009, good punt then when she was based in Hemel Hempstead, her age given now is about right in my view. She was a size 12-14 then, very good service offered. Cant say i have any interest in punting with her again, thanks for the review.

[smiths]

BV you don't need a link.  You know precisely who the OP is talking about. You are simply stirring the shit. But I get the impression you are as puzzled as I. Please don't waste our time.
UP

A link if there is one for a WG is always needed and handy, in this case Pia is on A/W so giving the link as HP has done has brought up another review on her on here i see, that's useful for punters, and loads wont know who Pia is just by reading the OPs review.

[Froomey]

I first saw Pia 10 years and then again 5 years ago. Her apparent age then would tally broadly with very late 40s/early 50s now, probably pushing into the latter. She was no waif, but nor was she notably overweight and I made a note that I especially appreciated her legs and bum. Both had become less toned by the time of my second visit.

On both occasions she provided a good, vanilla fuck, tending towards the slightly passive.

She was chatty and opinionated (not necessarily a bad thing in my view) but when I got it in mind possibly to have another go with her a couple of years ago I encountered her on another forum (since closed by new owners) where she had morphed into a shouty, ranty fanatic with a fixation on immigration and Islam, peddling all the trite cliches of the populist right. I decided to take a pass on seeing her again........

[plsnt1]

Saw Pia 18 months ago. I also found that she is larger and less attractive than expected. I was also advised that her nipples were too sensitive for much action. The apartment was fine when I visited, although it is I think shared with at least one other. The meet started with DFK and Pia was quick to drop to her knees for OWO. I haven't returned but a negative is, based on my overall experience, a bit harsh. Perhaps a neutral, but I can understand the disappointment.

[Brokenshed]

I saw her before joining this site. I would give neutral / positive. Late 40s early 50s but age or the Sun has not been kind to her. (Compared to other MILfs I have reviewed on UKP, Foxy, Dahlia, Mkhelen). Oral good, French kissing, not a bad shag.
She is conscious about her Tits, kept bra on, until I asked her to remove it. Doesnt want them touched. But was happy for me to finger her. Flat was clean. There are 2 others working in the same block of flats, Tiny Tease, and I think the other one is Nicola.