You know you're a punter when...

[kayak]

Its a warm hot and sunny day, and you see an attractive girl, wearing very skimpy clothing

She has a cat box, with a cat in the box, and you just want to say to her......Nice Pussy                cat 

Or at least "can I see your pussy please?"

I'll get my coat.

[Mr Rollison]

Watching Nothing to Declare Australia this morning.
50 plus, slim Thai woman arrives on a tourist visa.

As I like a mature masseuse, my first thought was that I wouldn't be too disappointed. She did give me an extras would be expensive vibe.

Refused entry as she was going to work in a massage parlour.😇

[Nomerzypuntr]

You know you are a punter:
1. When you associate tube stations with WGs names.
2. When amongst your most frequently visited websites there are escort related websites.
3. When you have a monthly whoring budget.
4. When you know all the local hotels and their prices.
5. When you celebrate the 10, 50, 100, 200 different WG milestones with an outcall overnight.

💯 relatable. When someone asks/ talks about any random street, SP name and face comes to my mind first. I get to know about places name, value for money escorts by AW, UKP

[Brokenshed]

When you’re in the back of  a hearse and for no reason start remembering past punts

[Thephoenix]

When you’re in the back of  a hearse and for no reason start remembering past punts

Sitting I hope!!!! 😁

[Grigore]

when you know London postcodes better than cab drivers

[jseop109]

Quote from: Brokenshed on Today at 04:17:50 pm

    When you’re in the back of  a hearse and for no reason start remembering past punts

Sitting I hope!!!! 😁

Unless there really is a happy afterlife ...

[Steely Dan]

...when you see your neighbors' son's girlfriend.  But instead of thinking, 'wow, back in the day I could have pulled that' but rather 'looks similar to the babe I shagged last week'.
 

[sparkus]

when you know London postcodes better than cab drivers

We ought to do a Knowledge on here.

[Nomerzypuntr]

...when you see your neighbors' son's girlfriend.  But instead of thinking, 'wow, back in the day I could have pulled that' but rather 'looks similar to the babe I shagged last week'.

Yeah, coz it’s easy to go for SP, no drama just pay money have fun. Main thing No rejections

[myothernameis]

Local beauty salon doing father days special

Gents father days facial special 

[trickyd2]

When you pull up to a SP's location and see this car registration outside

[trickyd2]

Sorry couldnt upload the photo
It reads MI55 STD

[myothernameis]

Hot weather, and some girls wearing skin coloured and tight leggings, which leaves to much imagination on what you might do   

[Captainhowdy666]

Talking to mate about buying electric cars earlier and was one step away from saying Adultwork instead of Autotrader.

[Captainhowdy666]

You know you’re a punter when You’ve spent the last week planning and plotting how you’re going to fill your boots when in Benidorm next week.
Strategic plans worked out, guessing time windows when away from the family , excuses as to why you have to “nip off” and get something from a shop and hope you can get in and out of a pussy without being delayed in shut a short window of opportunity.

[DouglasReynholm]

You know you’re a punter when You’ve spent the last week planning and plotting how you’re going to fill your boots when in Benidorm next week.
Strategic plans worked out, guessing time windows when away from the family , excuses as to why you have to “nip off” and get something from a shop and hope you can get in and out of a pussy without being delayed in shut a short window of opportunity.

Sounds like you're going to get caught m8!